Chuck Norris doesn't practice Martial Arts, he perfects them.
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Chuck Norris's Chuckle Corner.
Started by Schnuffs, Nov 30 2011 01:20 AM
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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:33 PM
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 05:58 PM
Prosperity Park, on 04 February 2012 - 11:33 PM, said:
Chuck Norris doesn't practice Martial Arts, he perfects them IS Martial Arts.
Fixed.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 07:57 PM
Could Chuck create a weight he could not lift? And would it be $49.99 monthly?
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:01 AM
Insidious Johnson, on 05 February 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
Could Chuck create a weight he could not lift? And would it be $49.99 monthly? But lifted it anyways. Fix'd 
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:03 PM
Chuck Norris now has an e-mail account. He can be reached at gmail@chucknorris.com
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:47 PM
Where does Chuck Norris get his glue?
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:35 PM
Holy Zombie Thread Apocolypse Batman!
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:55 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.
In a normal living room, Chuck Norris can kill you with 278 things. That includes the room itself.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, but the water becomes Chuck Norris.
God said: "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris answered: "Say pretty please!"
In a normal living room, Chuck Norris can kill you with 278 things. That includes the room itself.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, but the water becomes Chuck Norris.
God said: "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris answered: "Say pretty please!"
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:46 PM
Go to google.com and type in Chuck Norris. Then click "I'm feeling lucky". Or you can just go to this link.
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
lol
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
lol
Edited by Voridan Atreides, 06 June 2012 - 12:50 PM.
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