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[Trogusaur]

Fear of spiders is called arachnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

[Trogusaur]

Chuck Norris once impregnated a tank. They named the baby "Mackie".

Edited by Lord Trogus, 30 December 2011 - 02:43 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Chuck Norris once heard someone say that nothing was meaner than a Wolverine...





(WARNING: Clanner Joke)

[juxstapo]

Chuck Norris was born on 6 May 1945,

7 May 1945, Hitler capitulated

[Felicitatem Parco]

Only one person has ever been allowed to take a DNA sample from Chuck Norris... it was Dr. Atlas.

[FireNova]

Operations Bulldog/Serpent only succeeded so well because the forces that were involved had approximately 0000000000.1% of Chuck Norris' lore armor. (And even then Smoke Jaguar still survived because of the 000000000000000000000000.1% of lore armor he gave to the survivors.)

[Felicitatem Parco]

Chuck Norris accidentally dropped a notepad once...

... it was later found by the Grey Death Legion.

[shnbwmn]

Chuck Norris has already played MWO ... twice ...

[Dihm]

Can someone please explain how this "Chuck Norris" stuff is funny? Cause I don't get it. Then again, I thought the whole Leroy Jenkins thing was inane too. Stop making me feel old.

He's also a bit of a wacko if you ask me.

[Tz33ntch]

Guys, how do you embed videos?

Edited by Tz33ntch, 06 January 2012 - 11:39 AM.

[Stahlseele]

juxstapo, on 30 December 2011 - 05:44 PM, said:

Chuck Norris was born on 6 May 1945,

7 May 1945, Hitler capitulated

Dude . . History Lesson:No, he did not. He killed himself.As did his immediate Successor. Only the third on row actually capitulated.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Wrong, again. Hitler tried to surrender to Chuck Norris, but Chuck was busy and told Hitler's gun to shoot him, instead.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 07 January 2012 - 11:51 PM.

[FireNova]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are the REAL reason behind ejecting out of your battlemech cockpit.

[Felicitatem Parco]

ComStar openly worships Technology... but secretly worships Chuck Norris.

[FireNova]

Prosperity Park, on 07 January 2012 - 11:50 PM, said:

ComStar openly worships Technology... but secretly worships Chuck Norris.

Who happens to have a following of his very own.....the notorious Word of Norris.

[Felicitatem Parco]

There is no Word of Norris, because that would imply that it's possible to hear him coming.

[FireNova]

Prosperity Park, on 08 January 2012 - 12:10 AM, said:

There is no Word of Norris, because that would imply that it's possible to hear him coming.

LOL yeah I admit you got a very good point there!

[shnbwmn]

Tz33ntch, on 06 January 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:

Guys, how do you embed videos?

Put the vid's URL inbetween [media][/media] tags, like this:

Edited by shnbwmn, 08 January 2012 - 02:17 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

The best way to imbed videos in something is to put them on the bottom of Chuck Norris' foot, and wait.

[KingCobra]

Chucky Norris never needs deoderant he just splashes on some flea powder so they dont bite.



Only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of his older brother Bucky Norris

Edited by KingCobra, 12 January 2012 - 03:20 PM.