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Switched To The Crow To Try Something New And Now I'm Even More Perverted. Is This Game Good For Me?


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#1 Catra Lanis

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 11:49 AM

Everytime I see my SCR-Cs strutting gait I hear Oppa! Oppa! in my head. I strut around the battlefield. with my UAC10 and C-LPL.

Snakka Snakka! Oppa! Oppa! BZUNBZUNBZUN! Oppa ! Oppa!

I twist my torso and I can see the tears in my enemies eyes when I don't take damage.

4 kills and 600+ damage 4 matches in a row.

Do I need to seek help?

The Crow isn't my favourite, far from it but when you want to lay the smackdown...

#2 XxXAbsolutZeroXxX

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 12:41 PM

View PostCatra Lanis, on 29 June 2015 - 11:49 AM, said:

I twist my torso and I can see the tears in my enemies eyes when I don't take damage.

4 kills and 600+ damage 4 matches in a row.


Then I woke up.

From a dream that wasn't real. :T

#3 DONTOR

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 12:55 PM

Nah that sounds about right for Crow performance.

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 01:24 PM

I was thinking of starting a "Victims of King Crab Attacks" support group.

Every time I unload both 20's I giggle a little too much.

#5 CDLord HHGD

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 01:35 PM

Every kill I get, every rage I cause in my mixed loadout non-meta rides is pure gravy.

#6 Revis Volek

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 01:47 PM

The best Crow anyone was ever forced to Eat....

Edited by DarthRevis, 29 June 2015 - 01:47 PM.


#7 Narcissistic Martyr

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

That's pretty vanilla, come back when you get a real kink, like non ECM commandos or AC20 ravens.

#8 Funkin Disher

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Posted 29 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

For extra laughs try 5x ASRM6 + a CER medlas for backup.

Watch your foes fall, and laugh at their anguished tears.





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