What are some of the most hilariously hardcore man-names you've heard of or can think up? I'm not talking boring old boynames, like Max or Walter, I'm talking names that are so over-the-top, so overloaded with testosterone, so hilariously manly that simply uttering them in the presence of a man, woman or child will cause them to grow a full beard.
Names like Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, Manley Power or Magnus Stonecrotch (which, incidentally, is what I named my Baldur's Gate character).
The only prerequisite is that the name be so absurdly manly that it's funny. Go.
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Manliest names ever?
Started by RL Nice, Jul 05 2012 12:03 PM
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Chuck Norris.
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That should pretty much cover it.
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Chuck norris is a loser and would lose in a battle against Clint eastwood, All clint would need to do is stare him down and chuck would die.
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The Looney One, on 05 July 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:
That should pretty much cover it.
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Action Hank.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 06:08 PM
RL Nice, on 05 July 2012 - 12:03 PM, said:
What are some of the most hilariously hardcore man-names you've heard of or can think up? I'm not talking boring old boynames, like Max or Walter, I'm talking names that are so over-the-top, so overloaded with testosterone, so hilariously manly that simply uttering them in the presence of a man, woman or child will cause them to grow a full beard.
Names like Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, Manley Power or Magnus Stonecrotch (which, incidentally, is what I named my Baldur's Gate character).
The only prerequisite is that the name be so absurdly manly that it's funny. Go.
Names like Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, Manley Power or Magnus Stonecrotch (which, incidentally, is what I named my Baldur's Gate character).
The only prerequisite is that the name be so absurdly manly that it's funny. Go.
I was gonna say Fightmaster...
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 06:09 PM
simply put... a boy named sue... lol
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Jonathan Goldsmith (go ahead...google him I'll wait.)
Edited by Grog, 06 July 2012 - 06:07 AM.
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