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#1 RL Nice

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:03 PM

What are some of the most hilariously hardcore man-names you've heard of or can think up? I'm not talking boring old boynames, like Max or Walter, I'm talking names that are so over-the-top, so overloaded with testosterone, so hilariously manly that simply uttering them in the presence of a man, woman or child will cause them to grow a full beard.

Names like Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, Manley Power or Magnus Stonecrotch (which, incidentally, is what I named my Baldur's Gate character).

The only prerequisite is that the name be so absurdly manly that it's funny. Go.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:05 PM

Chuck Norris.


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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:09 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:10 PM



That should pretty much cover it.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:10 PM

Chuck norris is a loser and would lose in a battle against Clint eastwood, All clint would need to do is stare him down and chuck would die.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:16 PM

Sue

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:19 PM

View PostThe Looney One, on 05 July 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:



That should pretty much cover it.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:19 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:22 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:25 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:29 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 01:15 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:16 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:30 PM

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#15 Steve Varayis

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 06:08 PM

View PostRL Nice, on 05 July 2012 - 12:03 PM, said:

What are some of the most hilariously hardcore man-names you've heard of or can think up? I'm not talking boring old boynames, like Max or Walter, I'm talking names that are so over-the-top, so overloaded with testosterone, so hilariously manly that simply uttering them in the presence of a man, woman or child will cause them to grow a full beard.

Names like Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, Manley Power or Magnus Stonecrotch (which, incidentally, is what I named my Baldur's Gate character).

The only prerequisite is that the name be so absurdly manly that it's funny. Go.


I was gonna say Fightmaster...

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 06:09 PM

simply put... a boy named sue... lol

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:13 PM

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 05:49 AM

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 06:02 AM





nuff said...

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 06:03 AM

Jonathan Goldsmith (go ahead...google him I'll wait.)

Edited by Grog, 06 July 2012 - 06:07 AM.




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