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[Scoops Kerensky]

Reitmeier, on 30 July 2015 - 03:19 AM, said:

See what you did Scoops?`Another useless "Lurmz are useful" discussion

Edited by Scoops Kerensky, 30 July 2015 - 08:44 AM.

[Czarr]

no more sake for NKVA

[xX PUG Xx]

Dawnstealer, on 30 July 2015 - 08:09 AM, said:

Here.

AWS-8R

4 ALRM 15s, 2MLs, TAG, lots of ammo. Does run an XL, which is usually death for an Awesome, but but so is being really slow: pick your poison.

I'll see your Awesome and raise you a mighty Atlas!!!

AS7-D-DC

(Actuall, i'm gonna get drunk and try this tomorrow night We should have a challenge to see who can get the highest damage in a trully bad LuRm boat)

[Crockdaddy]

Scoops, of Clan Davion. In the name of the Dear Coordinator I have a message for you. His Celestial Majesty wishes for me to deliver this message repeatedly on Davion worlds to your pitiful lurm boats all weekend long.

[zortesh]

No.... NOOOOO nkva how you you have fallen so far?

lrm awesomes.. .lrm atlases... lrm crabs... lrm commandos and lrm jenners...... And not a single teammate with a tag or a narc.

the davion way of war is so dishonorable and ineffective, how can you stand it?

As you are all davions now, and as we all know dabvions can't aim, ive done the couyrtesy of building you guys your new flagship atlas.

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...8ee1ba0bdd78197

Edited by zortesh, 30 July 2015 - 01:23 PM.

[pwnface]

LOL @ all the players actually giving LRM advice and builds.

[RjBass3]

pwnface, on 30 July 2015 - 03:04 PM, said:

LOL @ all the players actually giving LRM advice and builds.

This ^^

[Chagatay]

I recommend the 4xLRM15 crab

[xX PUG Xx]

C'mon, how many LRM's can you cram on an Oxide?

*Runs off the Mechbay, giggling and talking to himself*

[MischiefSC]

Chef Kerensky, on 29 July 2015 - 05:16 PM, said:

[Screaming, cracking of bones]

By His Mercy... I'm not really sure what's going on. I feel different. My flesh is soaked in a cold sweat. I can't stop shaking. My very soul feels colder... fatter. I feel myself growing more distant from Dear Coordinator. It's as though His Eternal Light is fading from the world and being replaced with something... different. Something I can't identify, but I know it uses LRMs. I am afraid. Dear Coordinator, for the first time, I am afraid.

...Anyone else really want to go for a burger? Also can I get some advice on building my LRM Awesome?

I understand you get more LRM ammo in the Stalker. Get on Davion TS, you'll get a lot of guidance. Several people have builds with over 2k rounds of LRM ammo.

I find that if you're going to ***** yourself out for loyalty point bonuses it's important to have the right motivation.

I recommend a Trevor Moore Youtube walkabout. If you haven't seen it, start with Pope Rap.

[Chef Kerensky]

Lily from animove, on 30 July 2015 - 12:26 AM, said:

Hello, lrm awesome, well the advice would be not to rely too much on lrm's. It's ammo dependend, which is not ideal, and further its in non group coordinated drops a bad idea. I saw a premade of 10 once using them in the battle for tukkayid event - to a devasting level (real epic pure lrm spam). But it requires coordination, taging narcing and holding locks. which PUG CW does not offer.

Wow!! Thanks!!

[Chef Kerensky]

Crockdaddy, on 30 July 2015 - 11:32 AM, said:

Scoops, of Clan Davion. In the name of the Dear Coordinator I have a message for you. His Celestial Majesty wishes for me to deliver this message repeatedly on Davion worlds to your pitiful lurm boats all weekend long.

[Burping loudly between sentences] We Will Meet You There. Unfortunately however I don't have the cbills to build my LRM Atlas just yet, so I'll have to settle for subpar mechs like LPL battlemasters and thunderbolts.

[Richter Kerensky]

Chef Kerensky, on 31 July 2015 - 08:47 AM, said:

[Burping loudly between sentences] We Will Meet You There. Unfortunately however I don't have the cbills to build my LRM Atlas just yet, so I'll have to settle for subpar mechs like LPL battlemasters and thunderbolts.

It is a sadness that we aren't able to bring the REAL SKILL mechs to play instead of relying on meta humping laser vomit overquirked mechs that are RUINING our capability to roleplay as people who challenge their dog to a trial of refusal when he knocks over their garbage cans while they're away at work.

[Lord DeicideRavenRose]

[Steps out of a broken down cargo ship transporting ****-covered chickens and Arby's brand hog sphincter patties]

They ain't got them group terlets here no more, do they?

Edited by Squelches, 31 July 2015 - 09:22 AM.

[MischiefSC]

Wrong accent. That's Marik. We all talk like we're British gentry or at least pre-Civil War Boston old money.

[pwnface]

Can we do a NS vs NKVA weekend event with LRMs only? No direct fire weapons allowed.

Edited by pwnface, 31 July 2015 - 02:42 PM.

[Deathlike]

pwnface, on 31 July 2015 - 02:42 PM, said:

Can we do a NS vs NKVA weekend event with LRMs only? No direct fire weapons allowed.

No. Because we'd all be humping each other @ 180m gettin' rekt by collision damage.

[pwnface]

Deathlike, on 31 July 2015 - 02:43 PM, said:

No. Because we'd all be humping each other @ 180m gettin' rekt by collision damage.

You don't like getting humped?

[Scoops Kerensky]

pwnface, on 31 July 2015 - 02:42 PM, said:

Can we do a NS vs NKVA weekend event with LRMs only? No direct fire weapons allowed.

Now I'm really curious how laggy a 12v12 mirror match of 80 LRM stalkers would be

[Deathlike]

pwnface, on 31 July 2015 - 03:11 PM, said:

You don't like getting humped?

This is not the kind of humping I'm looking for.