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[El Bandito]

To break this event-less weekend's boredom, here is a somewhat funny situation I found myself into. An already ignored forumer managed to get onto the opposing team.

As I have dropped with my trusted 3S, I resolved to take him down a peg for being pesky chat annoyance in many of my previous matches. Seriously, how long can a guy stay salty about LRMs and pester with verbal attacks?

So here we are, even as the match starts he begins his complaints. Which was of no surprise.



More complaints. Just cause he was not fast enough to get to cover--with a Battlemaster no less--before my own Battlemaster circled around and nabbed him in the back.



Later on as the battle unfolds, I managed to locate him and gave him what he deserved.



A shutting up.



Except he immediately exploded with retorts that were, shall we say, misguided?





El Bandito, the defender of Clans who wants MWO free of IS, heh. If people want to do retorts, they should at least do their researches. It has always been my view that Clan tech > IS tech, and a rework is needed.

Edited by El Bandito, 14 August 2015 - 11:24 PM.

[Aresye]

All hail the man who will truly bring us the overpowered Clan mechs we deserve! El Bandito!

[Xetelian]

El Bandito and his pro clan agenda cannot be stopped.

Though it has been know to pause to pee a little in Paul's coffee.

[stjobe]

Hang on. I thought the Clans reproduced in vitro; what do they need lovers - great or just okay-ish at-least-he-let-me-come-first ones - for?

You're going to have to explain this one to me Bandito.

[Sarlic]

Nothing beats a good laugh on a morning with some cofeee and El Bandito *manical laugh* defending the clanners in IS tech.

More suprised he complains about a Nascar in a Battlemaster. You see... A Battlemaster...!

Edited by Sarlic, 14 August 2015 - 11:20 PM.

[STEF_]

This is one of the case I hate "no name and shame" rule!!!!

[Juodas Varnas]

El Bandito, you were a filthy Clanner ALL ALONG?!
OH MY GOD! NO!


But the Battlemaster's cockpit does suck.
She needs her iconic bubble cockpit damn it!!!

[Macster16]

Is that what it was all about? I saw the rage text, but wasn't really paying attention cause I was spending a good portion of the match trying to shield my ass from a couple of ACHs.

GG though. What was it, like 5 or 6 kills you got in the end with your SwagMaster?

[El Bandito]

Macster16, on 15 August 2015 - 12:14 AM, said:

Is that what it was all about? I saw the rage text, but wasn't really paying attention cause I was spending a good portion of the match trying to shield my ass from a couple of ACHs.

GG though. What was it, like 5 or 6 kills you got in the end with your SwagMaster?

Only four kills, with 800 damage. Got a "Solo Kill" off of the crybaby, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

[Otto Cannon]

stjobe, on 14 August 2015 - 11:20 PM, said:

Hang on. I thought the Clans reproduced in vitro; what do they need lovers - great or just okay-ish at-least-he-let-me-come-first ones - for?

You're going to have to explain this one to me Bandito.

Best not to think about what those dirty sib-fondling vatborn inbreds get up to.

[Y E O N N E]

Juodas Varnas, on 14 August 2015 - 11:21 PM, said:

El Bandito, you were a filthy Clanner ALL ALONG?!
OH MY GOD! NO!


But the Battlemaster's cockpit does suck.
She needs her iconic bubble cockpit damn it!!!

pls no, that cockpit looked stupid. I would be compelled to sell my Battlemasters if they added that, and I don't want to sell them.

[Juodas Varnas]

Yeonne Greene, on 15 August 2015 - 12:28 AM, said:

pls no, that cockpit looked stupid. I would be compelled to sell my Battlemasters if they added that, and I don't want to sell them.

U wot m8?

You did NOT just call the Classic Battlemaster Cockpit "stupid". HERESY!

http://tabnir.devian...aster-251054899

Edited by Juodas Varnas, 15 August 2015 - 12:34 AM.

[Petard]

LOL, I particularly liked the bit where he calls you "scrub", after you handing him his arse....

Nice work.

[Yosharian]

That's... a lot of wub

[Sarlic]

He didn't name and shame untill you -confirmed- somewhat by yourself that you are the person.

Just let it rest, that would be my advice.

Edited by Sarlic, 15 August 2015 - 01:50 AM.

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

I would cry too if I got merc'd by a teracrap wubmaster build.

Its like losing a butt kicking contest to a one legged man.

[Sarlic]

I think 'piehole' was just a mildy comedical phrase... I dont think it was intentional.

Even i make those kind of things.

Edited by Sarlic, 15 August 2015 - 02:01 AM.

[TwentyOne]

I Zeratul I, on 15 August 2015 - 01:57 AM, said:

I would cry too if I got merc'd by a teracrap wubmaster build.

Its like losing a butt kicking contest to a one legged man.

One of the best assaults in the game hands down. Dont hate on the wubshee.

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

TwentyOne, on 15 August 2015 - 02:04 AM, said:

One of the best assaults in the game hands down. Dont hate on the wubshee.

I'm not a believer in the wanton pulse laser teracrap builds.

The only photographic evidence of wubshees being effective is a photoshopped youtube clip of McGral18 from the 1970's and a few games where El Bandito connived new players into being crash test dummies for his wubmaster misinformation campaign.

That conspiracy theorist jibber jabber don't fly with me.

Edited by I Zeratul I, 15 August 2015 - 02:12 AM.

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

BTW can people tell that I'm joking?

Sarcasm is so hard to pick up on the interwebs sometimes, yeh.

Edited by I Zeratul I, 15 August 2015 - 02:25 AM.