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Welcome MechWarrior to the recruitment thread for [KNVK], North Kuritan Volunteer Army
literal children who are so fundamentally broken that we turned to the internet for the respect and praise we could never hope to receive from our peers in the real world. tryhards. head punchers. meta mechers. spergs and virgs. wastes of space. people who may as well not even exist, for all it matters. people who will never achieve anything. a life of mediocrity is all we can forward to. human dezgra garbage, to be polite. there is not a single person here who should not be held in the utmost contempt.
Just to kick back. Have some fun. Drink some beer, eat some bacon. A good time is expected if you're in our unit. No ifs about it, haha. Just a bunch of guys trying their darndest to avoid wife agro. Who needs 'em?
"it's funny. it's good to know we can still [mess] with people" - scoops kerensky unit l;eader
"we exist so we can be here in 15 days to play the phantom pain when it releases" - Negate
"if all our parents didn't decide to be normies and have kids they wouldnt have a prodigy to be here to enjoy konami products" - Songy
"why are we still here? just to suffer? every night i feel my 4x, my fs9-s, even my 4n. the mechs i've lost. the builds i've lost. it won't stop hurting. it's like they're all still here. you feel it too, don't you? i'm going to make them give back our quirks." - Sputty
There are no "classical" ways to join North Koruitan Volunterr Army [NKVA] there are only hidden ways to join. In this recruitment thread I have hidden three sure-fire passes for asipiring MechWarriors to discover and through their use one can find themselves amongst our ranks. Good Luck and God Bless. Peace.
Edited by Samurai Hanse Davion, 17 August 2015 - 12:51 PM.
