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North Kuritan Volunteer Army [Nkva] - #1 Ranked Inner Sphere Unit


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#1 Samurai Hanse Davion

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 12:50 PM

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Welcome MechWarrior to the recruitment thread for [KNVK], North Kuritan Volunteer Army

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literal children who are so fundamentally broken that we turned to the internet for the respect and praise we could never hope to receive from our peers in the real world. tryhards. head punchers. meta mechers. spergs and virgs. wastes of space. people who may as well not even exist, for all it matters. people who will never achieve anything. a life of mediocrity is all we can forward to. human dezgra garbage, to be polite. there is not a single person here who should not be held in the utmost contempt.

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Just to kick back. Have some fun. Drink some beer, eat some bacon. A good time is expected if you're in our unit. No ifs about it, haha. Just a bunch of guys trying their darndest to avoid wife agro. Who needs 'em?

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"it's funny. it's good to know we can still [mess] with people" - scoops kerensky unit l;eader

"we exist so we can be here in 15 days to play the phantom pain when it releases" - Negate

"if all our parents didn't decide to be normies and have kids they wouldnt have a prodigy to be here to enjoy konami products" - Songy

"why are we still here? just to suffer? every night i feel my 4x, my fs9-s, even my 4n. the mechs i've lost. the builds i've lost. it won't stop hurting. it's like they're all still here. you feel it too, don't you? i'm going to make them give back our quirks." - Sputty

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There are no "classical" ways to join North Koruitan Volunterr Army [NKVA] there are only hidden ways to join. In this recruitment thread I have hidden three sure-fire passes for asipiring MechWarriors to discover and through their use one can find themselves amongst our ranks. Good Luck and God Bless. Peace.

Edited by Samurai Hanse Davion, 17 August 2015 - 12:51 PM.


#2 Richter Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 12:59 PM

Achievement Unlocked.

#3 Star General Tso Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:21 PM

Good blue

#4 Coordinator Toxic Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:21 PM

Marik's been in hiding ever since their grand experiment. No one's seen them in months. Except you. You met with them - face to face - in order to contact Big Scoops. Tell me where he is. Where is Marik? Where is Roadbeer?

Edited by Coordinator Aigis Kurita, 17 August 2015 - 01:23 PM.


#5 Onionbird

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:23 PM

Dang, these guys sound like they got some issues *turns to empty apartment that smells of burnt tendies*.

#6 IlKhan Prepaid Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:27 PM

As one of NKVA's actual ingame recruits I have to say that these are some of the finest people I've ever played with.

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:31 PM

View PostPrepaid Lenin, on 17 August 2015 - 01:27 PM, said:

As one of NKVA's actual ingame recruits I have to say that these are some of the finest people I've ever played with.

Same -- and Same.

#8 Dawnstealer

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:34 PM

This needs more gif-sparkles before I'll take it seriously.

#9 Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:36 PM

Faith. Brotherhood. NKVA

#10 thinkn bout thos Beans mans game

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:45 PM

BR esta un plus

#11 Coordinator Toxic Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:47 PM

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Edited by Coordinator Aigis Kurita, 17 August 2015 - 01:48 PM.


#12 Khereg

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:48 PM

I never thought I'd see the day...

Good luck, guys. See you out there.

#13 greetings regards regards

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:49 PM

View PostCoordinator Aigis Kurita, on 17 August 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

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good blue

#14 Joose

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:51 PM

hola hombres nkva is best unit im play with muy bueno hombres love from brazil ajajajajajjajaja

#15 Star Trek

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:53 PM

View PostCoordinator Aigis Kurita, on 17 August 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

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iiGrande Blue!!

#16 KarrdeBRBU

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:55 PM

My own unit makes me feel inadequate when I see NKVA.

#17 thinkn bout thos Beans mans game

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 01:57 PM

Mi Corazone Por EL Gato Azule

Y Mi Mente Por El Trompo Grande!

#18 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 02:02 PM

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#19 An Anime Princess

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 02:26 PM

View PostCoordinator Aigis Kurita, on 17 August 2015 - 01:47 PM, said:

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wheres the atago or bismarck figs. 2/10 jesus christ.

#20 Sputty

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Posted 17 August 2015 - 02:29 PM

Honor. Glory. Honour.





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