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[Nightmare1]

Are these guys parodying North Korea?

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Nightmare1, on 21 August 2015 - 02:19 PM, said:

Are these guys parodying North Korea?

[Negate]

☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente”

[B0oN]

This thread´s too cool to make pasta with it .
E basta !

[Sputty]

Blueduck, on 21 August 2015 - 05:37 PM, said:

As a SWOL subsidiary we will publically endorse NKVAs attempt to grow beyond 12 players.

(P.S. Why you no accept our friend requests, it's awkward for you to be in our unit but not want to be our friends.)

hey look it's cute that you're trying to attach your name to a cooler, better unit, guys! keep reaching for that rainbow!

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

Blueduck, on 21 August 2015 - 05:37 PM, said:

As a SWOL subsidiary we will publically endorse NKVAs attempt to grow beyond 12 players.

(P.S. Why you no accept our friend requests, it's awkward for you to be in our unit but not want to be our friends.)

Oh I wish that NKVA was forgotten,
Being rude to me is verboten,
Look away, look away, look away from my screen!

They make fun of my clan flamers,
I just think they're no skill haters,
Look away, look away, look away from my screen!

I wish I was in the big man's arms, hooray!hooray!
With patient clam I do no wrong,
and never face the truth.
Turn off, turn off, turn off my CRT Monitor!
Turn off, turn off, turn off my CRT Monitor!

If I have pizza just one more night,
Ill stop payments to my ex-wife,
Look away, look away, look away from my screen!

I just need one more money order,
than I can be a gold mech hoarder,
Look away, look away, look away from my screen!

Four times married thrice divorced, Hooray! Hooray!
With patient clam I do no wrong,
and never face the truth.
Turn off, turn off, turn off my CRT Monitor!
Turn off, turn off, turn off my CRT Monitor!

Edited by ilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, 22 August 2015 - 03:09 PM.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Sputty, on 22 August 2015 - 09:17 AM, said:

hey look it's cute that you're trying to attach your name to a cooler, better unit, guys! keep reaching for that rainbow!

[Lily from animove]

Samurai Hanse Davion, on 17 August 2015 - 12:50 PM, said:

Welcome MechWarrior to the recruitment thread for [KNVK], North Kuritan Volunteer Army

literal children who are so fundamentally broken that we turned to the internet for the respect and praise we could never hope to receive from our peers in the real world. tryhards. head punchers. meta mechers. spergs and virgs. wastes of space. people who may as well not even exist, for all it matters. people who will never achieve anything. a life of mediocrity is all we can forward to. human dezgra garbage, to be polite. there is not a single person here who should not be held in the utmost contempt.

Just to kick back. Have some fun. Drink some beer, eat some bacon. A good time is expected if you're in our unit. No ifs about it, haha. Just a bunch of guys trying their darndest to avoid wife agro. Who needs 'em?

"it's funny. it's good to know we can still [mess] with people" - scoops kerensky unit l;eader

"we exist so we can be here in 15 days to play the phantom pain when it releases" - Negate

"if all our parents didn't decide to be normies and have kids they wouldnt have a prodigy to be here to enjoy konami products" - Songy

"why are we still here? just to suffer? every night i feel my 4x, my fs9-s, even my 4n. the mechs i've lost. the builds i've lost. it won't stop hurting. it's like they're all still here. you feel it too, don't you? i'm going to make them give back our quirks." - Sputty

There are no "classical" ways to join North Koruitan Volunterr Army [NKVA] there are only hidden ways to join. In this recruitment thread I have hidden three sure-fire passes for asipiring MechWarriors to discover and through their use one can find themselves amongst our ranks. Good Luck and God Bless. Peace.

very classy advertisement banner.

and the clanners still won tukkayid
Guess that explains your clan wolf affiliationa atm, all taken as #1 bondsmen.

Edited by Lily from animove, 24 August 2015 - 01:42 AM.

[Xannatharr]

Say what you want about NKVA... they are always good for the lolz!

Xann

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

Lily from animove, on 24 August 2015 - 01:32 AM, said:

very classy advertisement banner.

and the clanners still won tukkayid
Guess that explains your clan wolf affiliationa atm, all taken as #1 bondsmen.

Thank you for enjoying your time with NKVA. Please note that as Khan of all Clan Wolf I request that you report to strana mechty to turn in your mech. You have had a good run, but we feel it is time for you to not be on the front lines. Ave, Mechwarrior.

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

Glory To You IlKhan.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

SPECIAL PROMOTIon: you are a good and you find your current megaunit lacking we are indeed looking t o recruit

[Lily from animove]

ilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, on 24 August 2015 - 07:27 PM, said:

Thank you for enjoying your time with NKVA. Please note that as Khan of all Clan Wolf I request that you report to strana mechty to turn in your mech. You have had a good run, but we feel it is time for you to not be on the front lines. Ave, Mechwarrior.

Wasn't it you who called not even a correct trial of refusal to CWDG?
We don't trust fake ilKahns.

Sputty, on 22 August 2015 - 09:17 AM, said:

hey look it's cute that you're trying to attach your name to a cooler, better unit, guys! keep reaching for that rainbow!

I don't need to reach for rainbows, rainbows reach for me.

http://images.akamai...A6086FDA684317/

[Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law]

Lily from animove, on 27 August 2015 - 11:57 PM, said:

Wasn't it you who called not even a correct trial of refusal to CWDG?
We don't trust fake ilKahns.


I don't need to reach for rainbows, rainbows reach for me.

http://images.akamai...A6086FDA684317/

Might makes right, Judge Dreddwrensky is the only true Ilkhan - others are bad at battles, thus cannot be the Ilkhan.

[AdamBaines]

ilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, on 24 August 2015 - 07:27 PM, said:

Thank you for enjoying your time with NKVA. Please note that as Khan of all Clan Wolf I request that you report to strana mechty to turn in your mech. You have had a good run, but we feel it is time for you to not be on the front lines. Ave, Mechwarrior.

Wow. (Slow vigorous clap) You guys really are the best Heels in MWO. Piper's Pit and any Ric Flair promo has nothing on your forum posts. :-)

[Chef Kerensky]

??? Dogs do not have heels.

[Richter Kerensky]

This are my friend ilKhan???

[The Blood God]

im not in NKVA never have been but i do have one of these(see bottom right of pic), NKVA are a good unit you will have fun if you join them and if you drop against them......in an attack or if your defending the counter lol

Edited by MAX909, 09 September 2015 - 10:02 AM.

[The Blood God]

Chef Kerensky, on 09 September 2015 - 08:45 AM, said:

??? Dogs do not have heels.

brides maids do

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

Stop Troll ingThread.