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[KraftySOT]

The tears. The whines. The cheese. And im about 500k from Richer than Blake, the last of the Achievements I have to unlock (not counting CW).

I have this giant rant I typed up last september when I was just 40 million away. Then I stopped playing heavily. Then quit entirely in January.

Im interested to see how my rating turns out, since its pretty much a clean slate for me. I have to alter the crap out of my rant too, to include some new information and such. My estimate for how many matches it would take me to complete it, was way off after the last PaulConomy crash patch. Look for that worthless pile of words later today. Or tomorrow. Or never. I havent decided yet.

Carry on General Discussion. You guys are priceless.

[Mister Blastman]

See? As far as I know they aren't going to show us... yet. And then again... do we really want to know?



Ah, hell, let's all cheer up. Elo can sing for us! Wipe away all the tears! Hello, Mister Blue Sky!

Edited by Mister Blastman, 18 August 2015 - 11:05 AM.

[LordNothing]

how can you be richer than blake after all the other cheevos? ive been richer than blake for months and i still havent got any of the last teir assist cheevos yet. seems if you played enough games to get all those you would have it already.

[bad arcade kitty]

KraftySOT, on 18 August 2015 - 10:57 AM, said:

The tears. The whines. The cheese. And im about 500k from Richer than Blake, the last of the Achievements I have to unlock (not counting CW).

even a legit death star?

even guillotine?

all around helper?

Edited by bad arcade kitty, 18 August 2015 - 11:01 AM.

[KraftySOT]

bad arcade kitty, on 18 August 2015 - 11:00 AM, said:

even a legit death star?

even guillotine?

all around helper?

Legit?

No.

Have them?

Yes.

I know. Im terrible.

LordNothing, on 18 August 2015 - 11:00 AM, said:

how can you be richer than blake after all the other cheevos? ive been richer than blake for months and i still havent got any of the last teir assist cheevos yet. seems if you played enough games to get all those you would have it already.

It doesnt count event rewards. Ive never used premium time. Youd be surprised how long it takes. I have ~7,000 matches under my belt.

Also if you remember it didnt used to pay out like it does now, for destroying parts and such. Just the coup de grace kill.

So whenever I was hunting AFKs to piece by piece kill, I wasnt getting cbills for that, id get like 75k for a win, even with 1400 damage. Because I had no kills.

And it didnt 'kick off' until the achievements were in, with a small backlog of stats. So for some reason when achievements came out, I was half way to some of them, and no cbills were credited for Richer than Blake.

Edited by KraftySOT, 18 August 2015 - 11:08 AM.

[bad arcade kitty]

KraftySOT, on 18 August 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:

Legit?

No.

Have them?

Yes.

I know. Im terrible.

no, you are a lier

tell me how you got a non legit all around helper

Edited by bad arcade kitty, 18 August 2015 - 11:05 AM.

[KraftySOT]

Its 40,000 assists right? 10k in each weight class.

If averaged 6 assists a match. Ive got that in spades.

Technically, I guess you could say its legit. I did have to shoot all those things. You cant really 'cheat' that.

Edited by KraftySOT, 18 August 2015 - 11:20 AM.

[Tyler Valentine]

KraftySOT, on 18 August 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:

Legit?

No.

Have them?

Yes.

I know. Im terrible.

Congratulations I guess, but that kind of ruins the whole post...

Edited by Tyler Valentine, 18 August 2015 - 11:48 AM.

[KraftySOT]

I dont go around using any title I didnt earn, if that makes anyone feel any better.

When youre on that grind. Sometimes you take shortcuts. This is how everyone got weed before it was legal. Dont hate the player. Hate the game. Bust my ass for every little bit that I get, just like all of yall.

Edited by KraftySOT, 18 August 2015 - 12:02 PM.

[Tyler Valentine]

KraftySOT, on 18 August 2015 - 12:02 PM, said:

I dont go around using any title I didnt earn, if that makes anyone feel any better.

When youre on that grind. Sometimes you take shortcuts. This is how everyone got weed before it was legal. Dont hate the player. Hate the game. Bust my ass for every little bit that I get, just like all of yall.

LOL! fair enough man