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[SCHLIMMER BESTIMMER XXX]

MECHWARRIOR MECHWARRIOR MECH....
MECHWARRIOR MECHWARRIOR MECHWARRIOR.... tek
MECHWARRIOR MECHA? NEVA EVA!

Edit: in feudal japan i sure woud be hanging on a tree for that,
and in school i woud have to repeat loud what a silbing is ^^

Edited by shr84, 23 September 2015 - 09:13 AM.

[Apocryph0n]

Lonely Dire waits,
After the squirrel they chase,
My Teammates gone nuts.

[ElrithMelfenoel]

Lonely survivor,
for honor I will fight back
beloved in my heart

[Mr Arigato]

light is shining,
assault is dying,
forum is crying.

[Rhaythe]

Urbanmech has come
Stomp boom crash echoes so far
Behold reckoning

[I am the Table]

Is that...Catapult?
Or could it be Marauder?
That is one mad cat.

[Gaookami]

Green lights are flying
Life is flowing so do I
Leaving wrecks behind

[STEF_]

Reaching the enemies
focusing the single
Blind awareness brings death.

[Imatushi Maru]

Cheetah bounding fast
Countermeasure active mask
Pulse lasers in back

[P]

Kit Fox
the metal birds fly,
the innocent fox watches,
none of them make it.

Adder
Snake without the head
Slowly creep behind the prey,
bite his ass he had.

Stormcrow
The crow spreads its wings
Wide and Black to Oblivion
Seventy-two Alphas

Nova
Popeye is metal
Spinach cans everywhere
Its too hot it hurts

Ebon Jaguar
The wolf rides Ebon
The Jaguar drives timberwolf
ouh the irony

Timberwolf
Marauder be mad
Catapult and their butthurts
Clan Scum Cheese Stealer

Suicidal cicada
Engine Explosion
back when it has spread damage
WITNESS MEEEEE! WITNEESSSS

Direwolf
Timmy has a bro
he is a big fat landwhale
All must laugh at him

All please be silent
Timmy's bro is uber mad
hear he shouts again!

Gaygoyle
superleague football
He is fast and He is big
and He broke his arm

Executioner
Gayboy has a Bro
He has beautiful long hair
I think he's gay too.

[Wrathful Scythe]

one alpha to kill
a unique pleasure to fill
the direwolfs thrill

...

oh RNGesus
why hath thou abondend me
this event is foul

[Aleksanteri Bekker]

I give you haiku
You give Nova Cat to me
and a Uziel too

[A Villain Behind Glasses]

Dual UAC/10
Timber hurls metal and smoke
More as ammo crits

[Naglfari]

Corpse of proud Dire Wolf
Forgotten during NASCAR
Picked apart by lights

[FF Hobbes]

Ghost heat burning my
Dreams- fading to darkness;
Shot down while shutdown.

[Rick Windwalker]

On an island
promises made, money paid
tears of hope

[Evil Ash]

Tournament weekend
The map I need, cannot find
Why 400, why!

Edited by Evil Ash, 19 September 2015 - 06:01 PM.

[P]

Shaun2406, on 19 September 2015 - 03:49 PM, said:

Corpse of proud Dire Wolf
Forgotten during NASCAR
Picked apart by lights

Duh-donk buh-donk duh
I am the fire power
don't leave me behind ;~;

Edited by Prisima, 19 September 2015 - 10:46 PM.

[Nuara]

My autocannon
jamming midst of the battle
this is not so good

[Cupid and Psyche _]

As the storm gathers
Some run from the clouds in fear
Some prepare for rain.
--Shin Yodama


I am not sure if this counts, but it is from one of BT novels. This haiku was written before the Battle of Luthien by a DC soldier.

Edited by Tranquil Winds, 20 September 2015 - 02:10 AM.