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[MarineTech]

Maybe you didn't comprehend what

I said the first time.

This is Barry....

He eats BOLTS

Now you think on that for a few minutes....

Cause that just ain't right.

Oh...

He's got family too.

Ever seen the movie "The Hills Have Eyes"?

Yeah...

Barry and his people are the bird equivalent to that.

Edited by MarineTech, 06 November 2015 - 11:32 AM.

[Lily from animove]

SpiderMom, on 01 November 2015 - 09:29 PM, said:

An extremely bland mish mash of weapons in the game, totally incomplete ny ANY mechwarrior games standards. No laser reflective armor, drop ships play only a trivial part in the game, really they are nothing but a neat cosmetic afterthought. An absolutely crap community of whiny players who want everything nerfed and every good idea shot down before it starts. NOTHING about the finer points of the game(CW) are explained to new players. A game style that makes this feel more like CoD with robots than an actual mech title. Assault mechs have fewer hard points for weapons than the lighter classes???????? No Solaris Arena in an online only mech game? How incredibly stupid is this? For a micro transaction game to NOT have the Solaris Arena is just stupid. Think of all the potential they are throwing away. Even the free MWLL had that and also all of the missing weapons that should be in this game but are not.
I just tried to buy MC a while ago and it doesnt look like the transaction went thru. I am kind of glad at this point. This game looks like its only going to be forever sitting on its thumbs fixing Alpha Strikes that arnt actually broken while catering to the worst element of the game and the lowest common denominator cry baby players.

MWOL has been my main game since I installed it. Its been fun, a lot of fun, but now it just feels like a useless grind where even if you spend money its not really a MW game. I dont see any of the potential in this title even being a distant goal for PGI, they just dont give a sht.

yeah someone has headache, and someone brings up the idea: "we could cut off his head to solve it" Surely saying its not a good idea is not unreasonable. and most of PGI's curent changes fit very well into this category for every player truly understanding MWO's mechanics. Because we initially not snipe against the idea, we just adopt it in our head think about what mech we would built then to circumvent and compete with the new ruleset and then reflect what this means for the new competitive pool of Mechs. And when this is less and more boring than before we start to rant. Neither phase 1, 2, 3, or 4 were somehow creating balance seen over the entire picture of all the mechs. NOR would any conjunction of these changes be.
Some had just plain bad ideas, some had good ideas, but were just totally chosen wrong in their effect.

PGI is just to shy to properly touch the handfull too good mechs and tone them down, and taking the handful of too bad mechs and seriouly help them. Instead we get downgrades across the board to bring those 5 a bit down, while the handful needing help get more losst and the others that were fine drop into a state of needing help. and PGI is also too shy to finally change the heat model which is a major imbalance factor since ever.

Edited by Lily from animove, 25 November 2015 - 10:01 AM.

[Sandpit]

Where
is
the g*****n cake!??!?!!?!?

[MarineTech]

Where's the what?

[Lily from animove]

Marack Drock, on 06 November 2015 - 02:13 PM, said:

I don't think you understand me.

This is Reginald. He eats Velociraptors...

Now think on that because he just

screwed up the freaking food chain.

Oh and he has family as well.

Ever see Schindler's List?

Reginald and his family are the equivalent of the bad guys.

Hes a battle Turkey?

[Sandpit]

MarineTech, on 25 November 2015 - 01:37 PM, said:

Where's the what?

[MarineTech]

Sandpit, on 02 February 2016 - 12:26 PM, said:

(CAKE PICTURE)

Ohhhhhhhhh. The cake.

Yeahhhhhhhhh....

About the cake.

We ate it.

Well, some of it anyway.

The rest of it we hocked for beer money.

We still got a few tacos left though.

[Sandpit]

MarineTech, on 02 February 2016 - 01:01 PM, said:

Ohhhhhhhhh. The cake.

Yeahhhhhhhhh....

About the cake.

We ate it.

Well, some of it anyway.

The rest of it we hocked for beer money.

We still got a few tacos left though.

your birds cannot stand against the might of K-Town Cake!

[MarineTech]

Sandpit, on 09 February 2016 - 09:27 AM, said:

your birds cannot stand against the might of K-Town Cake!

Sure we can.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

Ate it and pooped on the remains.

We even stood against pie.

And ate it.

Your desserts are no match for us.

[Sandpit]

MarineTech, on 09 February 2016 - 02:25 PM, said:

Sure we can.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

Ate it and pooped on the remains.

We even stood against pie.

And ate it.

Your desserts are no match for us.

Except those weren't K Town cake.

This is what happened to the last bird who touched the cake

[MarineTech]

Sandpit, on 11 February 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

Except those weren't K Town cake.

This is what happened to the last bird who touched the cake

Dude.

I need you to listen to me now.

Information came to light while you were away.

There never was any cake.

It was all a cunning ruse.

All there ever was, was

[Sandpit]

MarineTech, on 11 February 2016 - 03:31 PM, said:

Dude.

I need you to listen to me now.

Information came to light while you were away.

There never was any cake.

It was all a cunning ruse.

All there ever was, was

dirty propaganda!

Heathen!

Blasphemy!

The cake is real, do not fall for the bird propaganda!

[MarineTech]

Why Lord?

Why do they never listen?

You can talk until you're blue in the face

But they just refuse to face the facts.

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

MarineTech, on 09 February 2016 - 02:25 PM, said:

Sure we can.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

And ate it.

We stood against this cake.

Ate it and pooped on the remains.

We even stood against pie.

And ate it.

Your desserts are no match for us.

Nobody touches the cake until Mike gets me another pony after you stole the last one and now take it for rides without me.

Edited by Bespoke Cheese Cake, 22 February 2016 - 12:33 AM.

[MarineTech]

Bespoke Cheese Cake, on 22 February 2016 - 12:28 AM, said:

Nobody touches the cake until Mike gets me another pony after you stole the last one and now take it for rides without me.

You can have it back.

We put it in the dryer and it shrunk.

He's not fun any more.

We replaced him with Murray, the capybara.

[Sandpit]

[MarineTech]

Look you.

You want somma dis?

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

Sandpit, on 22 February 2016 - 10:34 AM, said:

MarineTech, on 22 February 2016 - 10:57 AM, said:

Look you.

You want somma dis?

QUOTES4DAYZ #COMICSANS-FTW

Edited by Bespoke Cheese Cake, 23 February 2016 - 03:37 AM.

[MarineTech]

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

That's right you know nothing, but the chickens know everything.