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[Aeryo]

The Rifleman is not made to chill,
so start up the reactor for the feast,
cause in the arena it`s time to kill,
all weapons ready, so be a beast!

[Tropico_Thunder]

Bid me a mech, and I will mech
Bid me a rifleman, the battle will blaze
And having won, yet I will bet
No other Rifle will stand in the haze.

[takkom]

oh rifleman, he's so big and str0nk

among all the giant fighting space robots here

makes ladies swoon and wombats ph0nk

your maker definitely has earned some beer.

Edited by takkom, 10 November 2015 - 10:48 AM.

[Z N K]

( make sure you're 19+ before you read this)

I ONCE met a GIRL in jaPAN
she said LARGE lasers DO turn her ON
took a LOOK at my NEW rifleMAN
polished ALL of the BARrels til DAWN

(all age groups)

Kallon's mechs I always prefer
oh rifleman be mine
but how i wish its cockpit were
less phallic in design

[H E A V Y G A U S S]

Der Rifleman hat zwei Beiner,
an jeder Eckn einer,
ein Bein hät,
umfallen tät.

Translation:


The Rifleman has two legs ,
one at each corner ,
one leg would have ,
he would fall over.

[BarHaid]

These are lots of fun Tina! We need more of this.

For the longest time my hopes had been destroyed
by the vagaries of copyright; but now I am overjoyed!
The Rifleman looks alright; by the changes I am not too annoyed
whilst I gaze back and forth from Battlemech to Destroid.

[Bishop Steiner]

The Rifleman
Another PGI Cashgrab without shame,
So many hardpoints, high as the sky,
We've only ourselves, the Meta to blame,
Now shut up, run off, and buy!



Haiku is more my thing.

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 10 November 2015 - 12:05 PM.

[Eternal Rage]

The Legendkiller hits like a truck!
Opens torso's like they are some can,
No doubt he will bring bang for the buck
Running in corsos for the unseen Rifleman!

[Solothkar]

A Rifleman stood on a hill
gazing down upon his foes
one shot - one kill
that is how the story goes.

Edited by Solothkar, 10 November 2015 - 12:14 PM.

[Tom Sawyer]

Macross Rifleman Destroid
FASA say no RFL not the same
Harmony Gold step in and sue
Everyone cry and they go unseen
Catalyst and PGI say enough already
Marauder, Warhammer, Rifleman come out
Happy is all till quirks revealed and many threaten rage quit

[Moro Ibex]

There once was a Rifleman from Nantucket
With a PPC so long that he tucked it
But in his renewed glee he could not carol
For PGI had given him a far shortened barrel

Edited by Moro Ibex, 10 November 2015 - 12:51 PM.

[AdamBaines]

Stride Stride

Stride Stride, Shooting Pew Pew
Stride Stride, Shooting Boom Boom
Riffleman strode, into battle true
Riffleman strode, sealing your tomb

[Stitchedup]

The Rifleman cometh they cry
a legend killer rests in its mech bay
much too far away I sigh
to be unleashed on a February day

Edited by Stitchedup, 10 November 2015 - 01:41 PM.

[Solis Obscuri]

Smoking barrels sag
My cockpit warning blinks
I really wish I had
A few more heat sinks

I release into the sky
A strong alpha salvo
The swooping Shilone dies
My barrels start to glow

Far across the plains
The day fades into night
Our lance leader explains
They need my 'mech searchlight

But here I stand as gaoled
Alone inside my 'mech
Chagrined to have failed
Such an easy pilot check

In thermal sights I must
Glow just like the dawn
Pray these raiders just
Don't have IR scanners on

As ten long seconds drag
Bright weapons fire blinks
I really wish I had
Just a few more heat sinks

[Larendard]

Please give me a rifleman
because i want it bad,
to shoot you with my rifle, man
*BOOOM* and you are dead!

[V4nQuish]

The riflemen is rarely seen
it just appeared yesterday
it would show up on my screen
if only I would pay.

[Manikin Fartwalker]

Rifleman is love
Rifleman is life
Rifleman is shape of a JM6
Rifleman is Epic

[St0neFire]

The Rifleman was Chuck Conners

Oh, I was supposed to do Mechwarrior honors

The Jaeger is in my Mech Bay

Maybe a Rifleman will be there someday ...

NOT!

[Valdarion Silarius]

The "Legend Killer" Gray Noton makes a return

He might cause you to become a whiner

But he is not the best Rifleman, never yearn

That title belongs to Roderick Steiner

Edited by Arnold The Governator, 10 November 2015 - 10:25 PM.

[Aidan Pendragon]

The Rifleman is shiny new,
And eager to join the fight.
But ECM will block its view
And get it back-shot by a light.