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[BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON]

A minute before midnight and Paul changes back to normal, I'd ban all users from the forums, upload a bunch of beta leaks, downgrade all founders to nothing and delete the current build.

[Xmador]

I would do something really random and give the guy with the account name "Xmador" a beta key and let him start testing the game...just a thought

[BigJim]

BenEE's got it right.
I'd ban all of you lot for taking my name in vain.

Then I'd dance naked through the forums happy as a bird..

[Foresale]

Schtirlitz, on 10 July 2012 - 09:29 AM, said:

I'd take Mega-Urbie to beta-server and crush everyone

I didn't realise they were going to add the Annihilator

[Paul Inouye]

I would type out reams of feature documentation and start writing up "How To's" and new feature descriptions for the general MWO forums. I'd be creating wireframes and mock-ups of screen needs and address as much Beta feedback as possible. Then I'd co-ordinate with Dave B and Russ for weapon/gameplay balancing and do Bryan's biddings.

After that I'd walk over to Alex's (FD) desk and draw stuff on his art while he's not at his computer and wait for Dennis to burst out laughing when Alex returns.

I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.

[Davoke]

PAUL. JUST. POSTED.

[Captain Fabulous]

OH GOD, HE HATH BEEN SUMMONED.

[Davoke]

I just clicked on the "Beta News" link in his signature.
I lol'd

[TripleHex]

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN! THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN! ALL HAIL THE GODS!

[Hawkeye 72]

The level of cult following that Paul has garnered is becoming rather funny.

These posts are a modern version of the village people performing ritual sacrifice to summon their local deity.

That said, Paul forgot to mention his pepsi runs every twenty minutes

[Stray Ion]

Paul Inouye, on 10 July 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

I would then sit quietly as Russ explains to me that my personal Mech build is a griefer Mech and that I do anything for a win. This is followed up by me returning to my desk and grief Beta players.

I shall refer to that Mech as "Pink Thunder Ban Hammer" if I ever cross its path in accordance with prophecy.

Edited by Stray Ion, 10 July 2012 - 11:37 AM.

[BigJim]

Great, my stigmata just came back - Will you people never learn!?

Edited by BigJim, 10 July 2012 - 11:59 AM.

[BA Dillard]

I would attempt a Steiner/Davion style alliance by woooing the super HOT Russian Wargaming.net Dev Tanitha.

Edited by BA Dillard, 10 July 2012 - 11:49 AM.

[wargonglok]

Darn i was at the beach while the almighty Paul visited my humble thread

And we were moved to the off topic forum

[Skadi]

Beta key for me.

[HepatitisTK]

What would I do if I were the beloved Paul? Simple: Stare in the mirror and start flexing my man-physique while renaming myself legally to Dirk Hardpeck!

[wargonglok]

Im still sad i missed our most beloved Paul.

but the part about drawing on Alex's art was funny.

now the question is: was the art of an urbie?

Edited by wargonglok, 10 July 2012 - 12:44 PM.

[Kottonmouth]

wargonglok, on 10 July 2012 - 12:43 PM, said:

Im still sad i missed our most beloved Paul.

but the part about drawing on Alex's art was funny.

now the question is: was the art of an urbie?

Probably why he drew on it. But what did he draw on said urbie, we must continue to ponder.

[wargonglok]

Now that my rolling of Paul is complete lets bring this thread back.

if i were Paul i would give wargonglok a cool new Sig.


oh wait, he did!!!

[Spleenslitta]

If i were Paul i would do the same thing he does every night. Go down into the basement and start pounding on the mech he's got hidden underground.
Not long till he can dominate the US through the firepower only a true Battlemech can offer.

The mech is naturally pink and the internals are made mostly from wood to make it more lightweight.
3 autoloading slingshots, 1 potato cannon and a quadruple bottlerocket launcher. It's armored with refrigerator doors and icebox lids.
It uses the engine from a Beetle. Diving tanks are used as onetime only jump jets.

Edited by Spleenslitta, 10 July 2012 - 02:48 PM.