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#1 Dirt6

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 04:49 PM

Hello Liao!

SWOL has come to kill you with soul. We're not good enough pilots to kill you with skill so this is the best we can do. As you start to notice your planets disappearing plz remember that we're bad and it must be a figment of your imagination.

Please enjoy the following songs as we kill you with smooth silky soul!






Edited by Greenduck, 24 January 2016 - 11:24 AM.


#2 S T I N G S

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 05:23 PM

:)

#3 LupineShadow

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 05:28 PM

SWOL SOUL!

#4 MischiefSC

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 05:38 PM

Silly SWOL.

Turrets have no souls.

Encounters with live Capellan pilots require photographic evidence and great care - they are an endangered species rarely found in the wild.

#5 Storky

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 05:45 PM

Welcome, and play at european day-evening to find some enemy.

#6 Real men have back dimples too

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 06:06 PM

Please, just protect the Laotion rock rat:

http://en.wikipedia....aotian_rock_rat

#7 GI Journalist

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 06:52 PM

We'll enjoy the music. You enjoy the ghost drops.

Looking forward to seeing you all in Phase 3 of Community Warfare!

#8 MischiefSC

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 07:35 PM

View PostGI Journalist, on 23 January 2016 - 06:52 PM, said:

We'll enjoy the music. You enjoy the ghost drops.

Looking forward to seeing you all in Phase 3 of Community Warfare!


Wait, wait... see us in Phase 3? That's awesome!

I totally didn't know you could play turrets in Phase 3!

Edited by MischiefSC, 23 January 2016 - 07:35 PM.


#9 Jaymes Valluche

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 08:10 PM

We thought since you were so kind to play turrets for us for a good month or so, we should return the favor.

#10 Chagatay

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:29 AM

I just don't understand. It makes no sense. I mean I would understand if you were deep down a Dav Rat as they don't have the mental acumen to undermine Liao. I mean no offense to normal rats as they adapt quite well.

Why be number 43 in the ghost drop queue against Liao? Not only is it boring, but you get paid so little and it takes so long. Instead you could have chosen to fight for the Chancellor. Not only would you get paid well for your services but you'd get kickbacks from your purple friends as well. Under the false pretense of "helping" Liao, you would actually help worlds to fall faster as your pilots are low skill as you say.

Not only that aren't you normally fighting for clans (Wolf I think)? So much for clan values and valuing martial prowess.

Edited by Chagatay, 24 January 2016 - 12:37 AM.


#11 El Bandito

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 04:47 AM

It coulda been all so simple. You Capellans could have simply given us back the eight planets you took. Instead you kept attacking us and making mess of things. You reap what you sow. If you want someone to blame, blame your TCAF and try to have control over your loyalist units in CW phase 3.

#12 DevlinCognito

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 06:07 AM

Dont worry Liao, this is like being threatened by Scrappy Doo, noisy but pointless.

#13 Danjo San

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 08:09 AM

View PostDevlinCognito, on 24 January 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:

Dont worry Liao, this is like being threatened by Scrappy Doo, noisy but pointless.

SWOL = Super Weak Old Ladies

#14 GI Journalist

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 09:14 AM

View PostEl Bandito, on 24 January 2016 - 04:47 AM, said:

It coulda been all so simple. You Capellans could have simply given us back the eight planets you took. Instead you kept attacking us and making mess of things. You reap what you sow. If you want someone to blame, blame your TCAF and try to have control over your loyalist units in CW phase 3.


No one is blaming House Marik. House Marik is retaking planets in compensation for damages done while under treaty with House Liao. Acting on misinformation from mercenaries, TCAF committed to unsustainable attacks on House Marik. This makes House Liao a great place for mercenaries who want to make lots of C-bills in instant drops against attackers, but the faction doesn't have the population to defend two fronts effectively.

Hopefully, Phase 3 will fix the queues and encourage matches between live opponents, rather than a strategy that rewards players for creating matches with no opponents. Meanwhile, House Marik and House Davion will be fighting a lot of turrets.

Have fun.

#15 Dirt6

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 11:27 AM

View PostDanjo San, on 24 January 2016 - 08:09 AM, said:


SWOL = Super Weak Old Ladies




#16 GI Journalist

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 11:43 AM

House Liao loyalists prefer Green.



We'll be playing a lot of makeup songs for House Marik.

#17 Danjo San

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 11:44 AM

View PostGreenduck, on 24 January 2016 - 11:27 AM, said:



Is this showing your love for LRM

#18 GI Journalist

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 11:52 AM

LRM rain? We know how that feels.



#19 Danjo San

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 01:15 PM


Edited by Danjo San, 24 January 2016 - 01:15 PM.


#20 Dirt6

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Posted 25 January 2016 - 06:45 PM

Wow, Liao pilots are even worse than us. :(

U guys should feel bad





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