Edited by Nokadota Aririnkichiri, 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM.
Comeback When You Can Play.
#1
Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:54 AM
#2
Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:55 AM
#3
Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:58 AM
#4
Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM
Ranting and raving is not going to educate the sibkin.
#5
Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:22 AM
CoffiNail, on 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:
Ranting and raving is not going to educate the sibkin.
The best way to educate teh sibkin is in the tutorial, add a segment about "Game meta". At which point Captain Atlas says, ok scrub, so you want to make your own mech eh? Well, here is a tip! Only use as many lasers as your mech can fit, discard armor, heatsinks, jumpjets, ballistics, missiles and otherwise, for as many lasers as your mech can realistically and unrealistically fit. Now, dont go worrying about all that jazz about overheating, it means almost nothing, your just going to sit there for like 4-5 seconds. Once your up, just fire every weapon you have again, and forget any kind of fire control, since the name of the game is META, and the META calls for laser vomit, all the things!
Now, here is a battlemech specifically designed for the Laser vomit meta, this is the Clan's own Executioner, packing an obscene number of energy hardpoints, you can see the impressive array of energy based weapons it carries.
So, your first test is this, place all the weapons into fire group 1, *he goes on to explain how to do that if we dont already know*
Now, point at the center torso of the sim-mech(An Atlas just to emphasize how powerful the meta is) in front of you and press your primary fire button(LMB).
*Mech vaporizes*
See scrub, now wasnst that impressive!? If you do that in every game, you are sure to be a top notch pilot within a weeks time.
GL and get out there scrub, get out of my face.
Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 06 February 2016 - 06:23 AM.
#6
Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:32 AM
Been with the game less than two months and knows it all.
OP could yet become the newest forum clown for our amusement
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:43 AM
#8
Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:18 AM
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Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:41 AM
#11
Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:43 AM
#14
Posted 06 February 2016 - 10:16 AM
#16
Posted 06 February 2016 - 11:52 AM
#17
Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM
How about...?
I dunno.
Chances are I'll not be playing MWO because of the Super Bowl. I will however be playing something else during the game.
I still don't know what the OP said, but it's fun to make up what he would have said and go from there.
Edited by Deathlike, 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM.
#18
Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:10 PM
Cathy, on 06 February 2016 - 06:32 AM, said:
Been with the game less than two months and knows it all.
OP could yet become the newest forum clown for our amusement
F... o.. my main is a founder.
Edited by Nokadota Aririnkichiri, 06 February 2016 - 12:10 PM.
#19
Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:13 PM
Deathlike, on 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:
How about...?
I dunno.
Chances are I'll not be playing MWO because of the Super Bowl. I will however be playing something else during the game.
I still don't know what the OP said, but it's fun to make up what he would have said and go from there.
I was ranting about how many games are lost with ppl that have no idea how to play the game...on a personal lvl i'm battling depression and sometimes lash out then regret it later, thats why i deleted it.
PS: my main is a founder so i know how to play the game.
#20
Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:20 PM
@OP, if this is true just ignore it. As a new player you arent expected to do well.
Any long term player in your 'new player' tier is down there for a reason - which rather takes away their right to criticise.
Hang in there.
Edit........ignore as the OP was in fact moaning about others
Edited by Soultraxx, 07 February 2016 - 01:42 AM.
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