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[Armored Yokai]

Here's some Pickup/Hit-On lines

You are the Centurion of my Trebuchet.

Are you using flamers or are you just beautiful, because I'm just burning up here.

Did i fail a piloting skill roll because i am off my feet.

my name's Charger, because i'm going smash myself into you all night long.

Will I get a chance to pop your ejection seat?

Can you help me reconfigure my navigation system? I need directions to get into your pants.

I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

CASE can't contain my ammo explosion for you.

Since XL engine prices are so high, I think you should come with me in my command console
for dinner tonight.

You've got a beautiful Chassis, two big side torsos and a nice big rear.

If you were a BattleMech i'd rock you all night long.


**UPDATED**
added More Valentines day posts to tell your special someone/Crush/or whatever!
(If i'm that special someone you should get me a Rifleman Collectors package. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)

Edited by Armored Yokai, 14 February 2016 - 02:26 AM.

[Dexter Herbivore]

You assault my heart and leave me light headed.

I'd love to torso twist with you.

(One for the clans)

I'd make a stravag freebirth with you.

[MachoMan Randy Savage YEEAAHH]

You guys are the Cream of the crop and it will always rise to the top YEEAAHH!

[El Bandito]

Not even coolshot 9x9 can douse this burning love I have for you, baby!

For you, I would traverse the tallest mountains, cross the deepest oceans, and face the greatest challenges, in a stock Urbie.

You are beautiful. Your hardpoints are located in all the right places.

Baby, when the LRMs of life come bearing down on you, I'll be your Guardian... ECM.

Edited by El Bandito, 14 February 2016 - 02:32 AM.

[MechPorn]

[Dexter Herbivore]

Where's the overheat and shutdown at the end of that mechporn?

[Chuck Jager]

getting a bit creepy folks

[Lily from animove]

Dexter Herbivore, on 13 February 2016 - 08:55 PM, said:

Where's the overheat and shutdown at the end of that mechporn?

No overhat when you do it right, you just "plop" like a 14CERML NVA when alphastriking at override.

[Troutmonkey]

You make my heart pulse like a small pulse laser with 10% beam duration quirks

[Armored Yokai]

MechPorn, on 13 February 2016 - 08:38 PM, said:

That's absolutely hilarious what's the name of the song

[MechPorn]

It's from Austin Powers.....

[STEF_]

You have an Atlas a$$...