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This One Easy Trick Will Boost Your Rifleman Damage By 60!


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#21 Elkfire

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 03:04 PM

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#22 Xetelian

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 03:12 PM

Now them are some decent tweaks, I'll be mopping people up

#23 Xavori

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 04:03 PM

View PostTrauglodyte, on 19 February 2016 - 02:29 PM, said:

If they made this into a war horn, I'd TOTALLY drop $100 US on it. Sho'nuff!!!


Not sure I'd drop $100 on it, but I'd def buy it...prolly 4 of 'em for my CW mechs :P

#24 MoonUnitBeta

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 04:23 PM

lol

Xavori Did WHAT? You Won't Believe Moonunitbeta's Reaction!
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#25 BabyCakes666

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 05:28 PM

**** your meme

#26 1453 R

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 05:37 PM

I love how the thread title is every crappy spammy Internet "this one easy trick will [X] your [Y] forever!" ad all in one. Anyone who clicked the link knew exactly what they were(n't) getting.

Nicely done, Xav. 9/10, you may troll again.

#27 Y E O N N E

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 06:15 PM

I clicked.

Then I listened to the whole thing. Twice.

#28 Troutmonkey

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 07:15 PM

I find that running them like this works a lot better.
By the way, what's the name of the song?

#29 Xavori

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 11:32 PM

View Post1453 R, on 19 February 2016 - 05:37 PM, said:

I love how the thread title is every crappy spammy Internet "this one easy trick will [X] your [Y] forever!" ad all in one. Anyone who clicked the link knew exactly what they were(n't) getting.

Nicely done, Xav. 9/10, you may troll again.


If you seen my previous work, "10 Shocking Truths About Pugs that PGI Doesn't Want You To know," you likely also saw MoonUnitBeta's response of a bunch of other clickbait headlines. Well, never one to let such inspiration pass, I've decided to run with the clickbait title meme while I continue my very important work of keeping the forums from getting all grimdark serious.

It's literally the most important work that literally anyone could possibly do for humanity. Literally.

Edited by Xavori, 19 February 2016 - 11:35 PM.


#30 Nauht

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Posted 19 February 2016 - 11:35 PM

The scary thing is that I remember seeing this vid as a young kid and thinking "geez, that guy's so old".

Now i look at it and think "geez, he's so young".

#31 Aramoro999

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 12:02 AM

View PostNauht, on 19 February 2016 - 11:35 PM, said:

The scary thing is that I remember seeing this vid as a young kid and thinking "geez, that guy's so old".

Now i look at it and think "geez, he's so young".

Heh he is old...

#32 Rhaythe

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 05:58 AM

The argument is weak, but damned if the repetition isn't compelling!

#33 Deathswarrior

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 07:00 AM

Well Played

#34 Xavori

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 10:16 AM

View PostDeathswarrior, on 20 February 2016 - 07:00 AM, said:

Well Played


Thank you.

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#35 RestosIII

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 10:21 AM

'finally gets around to clicking the link'


#36 Zoid

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 10:24 AM

Gotta admit, this goes really well with tearing through enemies in an Atlas.

#37 Y E O N N E

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 11:42 AM

Where's Rick Atlasley when you need him?

#38 FupDup

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Posted 20 February 2016 - 11:44 AM

View PostYeonne Greene, on 20 February 2016 - 11:42 AM, said:

Where's Rick Atlasley when you need him?

It would appear that he did in fact...run around and desert us.

Edited by FupDup, 20 February 2016 - 11:48 AM.


#39 Xavori

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 08:47 AM

View PostFupDup, on 20 February 2016 - 11:44 AM, said:

It would appear that he did in fact...run around and desert us.


We're no strangers to pugs
You know the mechs and so do I
A full premade's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other pilot
I just wanna tell you what I'm shooting
Gotta give you...target lock

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've been in que for so long
Your CT's been aching but
You're too overheated to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me what I'm locked on
Don't tell me you're too ranged to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Edited by Xavori, 23 February 2016 - 08:47 AM.


#40 GrimRiver

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 08:59 AM

Jokes on you because I enjoy that song. lol

But try this REAL tip for getting 120 damage alpha out of the Rifleman

https://youtu.be/KaqC5FnvAEc





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