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#81 LegendaryArticuno

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:35 PM

Please have someone review the patch notes for typos.

#82 nehebkau

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:37 PM

Are we really all that insensitive and impatient that we can't just tell some poor schmo that @ 7:30 PM he has worked enough this day and to finish up in the morning?

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:38 PM

View Postnehebkau, on 18 April 2016 - 06:37 PM, said:

Are we really all that insensitive and impatient that we can't just tell some poor schmo that @ 7:30 PM he has worked enough this day and to finish up in the morning?


I have kids. The workday NEVER ENDS.

#84 Scout Derek

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:38 PM

View Postnehebkau, on 18 April 2016 - 06:37 PM, said:

Are we really all that insensitive and impatient that we can't just tell some poor schmo that @ 7:30 PM he has worked enough this day and to finish up in the morning?


I did say I give props to him >.>

#85 wanderer

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:39 PM

There would be more sympathy if something promised for days didn't end up coming down to the wire.

For patch notes.

Y'know, writing down what you did. At least given the amount of time required, it should be a ginormous patch, eh?

#86 feeWAIVER

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:39 PM

PATCH NOTES OR RIOT

#87 Zolaz

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:42 PM

lol ... you were expecting Patch notes "on time" when Russ hasnt been able to comment on FW Phase 3 or put up any notes about it prior to today?

#88 Triordinant

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:44 PM

View PostfeeWAIVER, on 18 April 2016 - 06:39 PM, said:

PATCH NOTES OR RIOT



#89 LegendaryArticuno

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:44 PM

View Postnehebkau, on 18 April 2016 - 06:37 PM, said:

Are we really all that insensitive and impatient that we can't just tell some poor schmo that @ 7:30 PM he has worked enough this day and to finish up in the morning?


The answers is yes. It shouldn't take 8+ hours to have someone draft release notes in a word doc. This person is not making a presentation or a client deck.

Also it's a huge red flag, the release notes should've already been completed after planning out the patch, making minor edits or additions a long the way.

Edited by LegendaryArticuno, 18 April 2016 - 06:45 PM.


#90 Scout Derek

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:46 PM

View PostfeeWAIVER, on 18 April 2016 - 06:39 PM, said:

PATCH NOTES OR RIOT


Riot and I gib you a nice knock on the chest with the Ban Club :D (Just Joking)

View PostLegendaryArticuno, on 18 April 2016 - 06:44 PM, said:


The answers is yes. It shouldn't take 8+ hours to have someone draft release notes in a word doc. This person is not making a presentation or a client deck.

Also it's a huge red flag, the release notes should've already been completed after planning out the match, making minor edits or additions a long the way.


You know what I think it was?

I think they were deciding on that last thing, and then told Alex to start writing. now and then they'd tell him to change a few things, this or that. Little things. I can imagine how much it probably changed, the notes over the past 10 hours.

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:47 PM

View PostScout Derek, on 18 April 2016 - 06:45 PM, said:


Riot and I gib you a nice knock on the chest with the Ban Club Posted Image (Just Joking)



He Can't get us all!!!! RIOTTTT :P

#92 Scout Derek

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:47 PM

View PostMonkey Lover, on 18 April 2016 - 06:47 PM, said:



He Can't get us all!!!! RIOTTTT Posted Image

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By the way, that bag IS the patch notes... :D

Edited by Scout Derek, 18 April 2016 - 06:48 PM.


#93 MischiefSC

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:49 PM

View PostScout Derek, on 18 April 2016 - 06:47 PM, said:

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Huh. That's actually a pretty good job drop calling a pug team. I'm impressed.

#94 sycocys

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:52 PM

Patch notes within 90 days of going live ™

#95 LegendaryArticuno

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:54 PM

Please add Black Knight and Ebon Jag nerfs to the patch notes!

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:56 PM

View PostScout Derek, on 18 April 2016 - 06:47 PM, said:

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Mmmmmmm ... rabbit.

#97 Scout Derek

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:57 PM

After the patch notes appear, I'll close this thread and we can all devour the knowledge of the latest Patch. If anybody wants, they can make a thread on it, or I will.

Also, I still gotta watch out for Paul, he's... hunting me Posted Image

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:57 PM

View PostLegendaryArticuno, on 18 April 2016 - 06:54 PM, said:

Please add Black Knight and Ebon Jag nerfs to the patch notes!


DO. NOT. TOUCH. MY BLACK KNIGHT. THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. I MEAN THAT SINCERELY.

Also, please don't close the thread. It was nice.

Edited by cazidin, 18 April 2016 - 06:58 PM.


#99 sycocys

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:59 PM

What time do they start working if this is closing in on the end of the workday? Open up shop at the crack of sunset?

#100 Scout Derek

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Posted 18 April 2016 - 06:59 PM

View Postcazidin, on 18 April 2016 - 06:57 PM, said:


DO. NOT. TOUCH. MY BLACK KNIGHT. THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. I MEAN THAT SINCERELY.

Also, please don't close the thread. It was nice.


If you want it that way, alright. I guess I can slap on the patch notes here and we can continue talking.

Also: Don't touch the Black Knight, it's balanced pretty good for it's size and quirks.





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