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[Dar1ng One]

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[Papapeshu]

Socks & Sandals?
...only Russ can pull off that look.

[Akillius]

Russ Bullock is around 7 foot tall and with a stride of 7 feet. In Russ's youth he would work as a lumberjack alongside Belchy the hunter-orange Moose.

Nowadays theres a great deal of talk of his exploits from sinking pirate ships to throwing cannonballs during the Papineau Rebellion. There's even rumors that Russ was a street busker for a short stint during the massive depression, but he pulled himself up by the bootstraps and became fiscally independent once again by loaning his name to writers for royalties and at least 3 such books sold very well. "Russ Bullock Fuels His Chainsaw" by Dell P. McBunyan, "His Massive Hunter-Orange Moose" by Wallunyan Paulsworth, and "The Wonderous Mechs of Russ Bullock" by Wipaul Laughunyan.

Several years past and Russ recalled what a success those previous books had been. So he hired a couple people to write another book, L. Burns Stoutmek & Homing A. Miseyl, "Epic Mechs of Russ Bullock, Lumberjack". This book met with some success and Russ was able to enjoy his fame and take things easy.

But even with such successes it's said that Russ still had a longing to do something substantial, something really big. So one morning Russ and Belchy started building the Big Candy Rocky Mountains. And when Russ was done that evening he stood back and viewed what they just created. With the sun setting behind the mountains it created such a breath-taking and beautiful scene that Russ had to take a half-step backwards and exclaimed "Bon yenne!"

[Metus regem]

Russ knows good beer?

[Fang01]

Not until he gives STINGER

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

It has been said that once upon a time in China there was a man who rode a giant moose, could breathe fire and punch through stone. Some say his name was Russ the bear wrestler.

[Appogee]

At least he's not Paul

[FearNotDeath]

He's lasted longer than I would have guessed.

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

Russ has seen many things. Sometimes they were good, sometimes they were bad. Only one thing is certain, after stopping a volcanic eruption in 97, Russ will never again drive an automobile made by ford.

[White Bear 84]

Russ replies to my tweets on twitter....

[MischiefSC]

He makes great sounding promises.

Edited by MischiefSC, 31 May 2016 - 05:18 PM.

[Stoneblade]

Russ is considered a Natural Resource in Canada and is therefore unable to visit the United State for Canada fears losing such a rare Resource.

[S 0 L E N Y A]

Russ has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Rusd watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

It is said that Russ is very good with a firearm and that everyone else is mediocre by comparison.

[S 0 L E N Y A]

Bespoke Cheese Cake, on 03 June 2016 - 11:50 PM, said:

It is said that Russ is very good with a firearm and that everyone else is mediocre by comparison.

They are making a movie about this. It is called: Canadian Sniper. The production team is currently considering casting either Jonah Hill or a CGI Paul Walker for the lead role.

[Bespoke Cheese Cake]

When Russ bakes a cake he takes one of Paul's pony figures and melts it down to remind Paul who the boss is.

[Evogenesis]

Russ isn't saying the PGI team has been taken over by ancient aliens.... but its aliens

[S 0 L E N Y A]

Ok, after Mapgate I retract every nice thing I have said about Russ

[I L L]

Russ's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

[Juodas Varnas]

I retract my previous statement about Russ not being Paul being a good thing.

Russ is worse.