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[ComradeHavoc]

Operation: Save MWO

Target: █████ ███████████ ███████████ ███████████ ██████c
Mission time: Actual
Authorization: █████ ███████████ ███████████ ███████████ ███████████ ███████████ ███████████ ██████
█████ ████████

█████ ██████
Recorded transcript

██████:
"MWO has been doing poorly for quite some time, at least according to the population. I won't lie to you men, this is a black operation, off the books. No support, no second chances. If you're caught we'll deny any accountability or affiliation, you're on your own on this one. If you fail though, this could spell the end for any meaningful changes in quite some time, could even spell death. Moving on. *cough*

The operation is simple men, phase one, you will go on Tw███er and create/use pre-existing profiles. You will then pretend to be H█t single attractive W██████, focusing on attraction. You must then slowly, and carefully insert yourselves into ██████, overtime gaining the trust of the targets, be sure to employ your psychological training, as well as complementing and justifying past decisions. Avoid criticisms, avoid logical fallacies.

Phase two of the operation is careful and subtle administration of ideas, balance changes, mechanics, and anything pertaining to the advancement of MWO, this includes indoctrination techniques, as well as tricking your targets into open discussion with community leaders"

██████ ██████:
"What's our success rate?"

███:
"19%"

████ ██████:
​"Got to be *EXPLETIVE* kidding me. I've been on single scouting missions with higher survival rates than that."

██████:
"You're our best option right now, if you fail, there might not be a game to go back to, and if you succeed the rewards will be worth it."

███████ ██████:
"Oh yeah like what"

██████:
" Well just to list off a few things:

• ███████████ ██
  
• ███████
  
• ███
  
• ███ ██
  
• ███████
  
• Quads

​██ ████:
"QUADS? SOMEONE MENTIONED QUADS?!"

████ ██████:
"Who the *EXPLETIVE* is he?!"

██████:
"*EXPLETIVE**EXPLETIVE* COMPROMISED"

███:
"*EXPLETIVE**EXPLETIVE* how did he get in here*EXPLETIVE?!*"

​██ ████:
"*EXPLETIVE* QUADS, I WANT *EXPLETIVE* NOW, I CAN HELP, *EXPLETIVE**EXPLETIVE* Don't TOUCH ME, *EXPLETIVE* QUADS *EXPLETIVE AHHHH QUADS DAMNIT I'LL DO ANYTHING, AAAAAHHHH*"

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Edited by ComradeHavoc, 06 July 2016 - 04:10 AM.

[dario03]

ComradeHavoc, on 06 July 2016 - 03:57 AM, said:

Operation: Save MWO

Target: [color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color]
Mission time: Actual
Authorization: [color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color]
[color=#424242]Members: [/color]
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█████ ████████

█████ ██████


[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color]


Recorded transcript

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"MWO has been doing poorly for quite some time, at least according to the population. I won't lie to you men, this is a black operation, off the books. No support, no second chances. If you're caught we'll deny any accountability or affiliation, you're on your own on this one. If you fail though, this could spell the end for any meaningful changes in quite some time, could even spell death. Moving on. *cough*

The operation is simple men, phase one, you will go on Tw[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█er and create/use pre-existing profiles. You will then pretend to be H[/color][color=#424242]█t single attractive W[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█, focusing on attraction. You must then slowly, and carefully insert yourselves into [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█, overtime gaining the trust of the targets, be sure to employ your psychological training, as well as complementing and justifying past decisions. Avoid criticisms, avoid logical fallacies. [/color]

[color=#424242]Phase two of the operation is careful and subtle administration of ideas, balance changes, mechanics, and anything pertaining to the advancement of MWO, this includes indoctrination techniques, as well as tricking your targets into open discussion with community leaders"[/color]

[color=#424242]██████ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"What's our success rate?"

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"19%"

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]:[/color]
[color=#424242]​"Got to be *EXPLETIVE* kidding me. I've been on single scouting missions with higher survival rates than that."[/color]

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"You're our best option right now, if you fail, there might not be a game to go back to, and if you succeed the rewards will be worth it."

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"Oh yeah like what"

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
[color=#424242]" Well just to list off a few things:[/color]

• [color=#424242]███████████ ██[/color]
  
• [color=#424242]███████[/color]
  
• [color=#424242]███ [/color]
  
• [color=#424242]███ ██[/color]
  
• [color=#424242]███████[/color]
  
• [color=#424242]Quads[/color]

[color=#424242]​[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]

[color=#424242]"I'M IN!!!"[/color]

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]:[/color]
[color=#424242]"Who the [/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* is he?!"[/color]

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"[color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* [/color][color=#424242]COMPROMISED"[/color]

[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
"[color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* how did he get in here[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE?![/color][color=#424242]*"[/color]

[color=#424242]​[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█ [/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]
[color=#424242]"[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* QUADS, I WANT [/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* NOW, I CAN HELP, [/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* Don't TOUCH ME, [/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE[/color][color=#424242]* QUADS [/color][color=#424242]*[/color][color=#424242]EXPLETIVE AHHHH QUADS DAMNIT I'LL DO ANYTHING, AAAAAHHHH[/color][color=#424242]*"[/color]

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[color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█[/color][color=#424242]█:[/color]

Needs more color 424242...

[ComradeHavoc]

dario03, on 06 July 2016 - 04:00 AM, said:

Needs more color 424242...

I think your page is broken or something.

[Juodas Varnas]

QUADS? SOMEONE MENTIONED QUADS?

I'm here.

Edited by Juodas Varnas, 06 July 2016 - 04:10 AM.

[kesmai]

Not subtle enough.
Also: You forgot bacon cockpit items.

[ComradeHavoc]

ARP Haruna, on 06 July 2016 - 04:11 AM, said:

Not subtle enough.
Also: You forgot bacon cockpit items.

It's there.

[cazidin]

"static" Communications have broken down! I heard something about... " static" qauds? What the heck are those? "static" /end transmission.

[ComradeHavoc]

But seriously PGI... the ****?

[ComradeHavoc]

If you haven't noticed yet, the operation freaking failed.

[Scout Derek]

ComradeHavoc, on 16 July 2016 - 09:18 PM, said:

If you haven't noticed yet, the operation freaking failed.

or has it?

[The Rogue Wolf]

I haven't seen so many redactions since the last time I read an SCP entry.

[ComradeHavoc]

Procurator Derek, on 16 July 2016 - 09:52 PM, said:

or has it?

Yes it has.