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[TLBFestus]

I'm not sure who to credit with this apt description of our understanding of how things work around here, but when I read it I instantly understood what it meant.

So, to whomever penned this, all credit is yours. My first iteration probably lacks some salient areas on the board, but I give you;

THE DART BOARD of DESTINY

(or Mech production/quirks as understood by the Underhive)

[FupDup]

This picture needs moar quirks.

[Bud Crue]

What happens when they miss? Nerf Quickdraws...again?

[jonfett]

This needs stickied...

Bud Crue, on 18 July 2016 - 06:59 PM, said:

What happens when they miss? Nerf Quickdraws...again?

Yeah, what happens for the white space or if a dart falls off?

[BabyCakes666]

i get to see PGI at work my god its beautiful

[El Bandito]

Bud Crue, on 18 July 2016 - 06:59 PM, said:

What happens when they miss? Nerf Quickdraws...again?

And Mist Lynx while they are at it.

[Bishop Steiner]

TLBFestus, on 18 July 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

I'm not sure who to credit with this apt description of our understanding of how things work around here, but when I read it I instantly understood what it meant.

So, to whomever penned this, all credit is yours. My first iteration probably lacks some salient areas on the board, but I give you;

THE DART BOARD of DESTINY

(or Mech production/quirks as understood by the Underhive)

Dartboard concept has been around since probably closed Beta, definite Open Beta, along with the Nerfinator. And it's definitely apt. You have Joss Whedon to thank for the "Destiny" part though. (see: Glowstick of Destiny, the Avengers)

[DaZur]

This example precludes no one at PGI is proficient in the well-traveled art of English Darts...

[JediPanther]

White area=add random useless quirk ie ballistics quirk on energy only mechs.

[PraetorGix]

DaZur, on 18 July 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

This example precludes no one at PGI is proficient in the well-traveled art of English Darts...

Paul's terrible aim with darts working as intended ™

[Brain Cancer]

TLBFestus, on 18 July 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

THE DART BOARD of DESTINY

Much better than the old monkey poop method. Much.

[Deathlike]

El Bandito, on 18 July 2016 - 08:20 PM, said:

And Mist Lynx while they are at it.

I need to win the nerf prediction contest!

Edited by Deathlike, 18 July 2016 - 10:24 PM.

[Elizander]

Bud Crue, on 18 July 2016 - 06:59 PM, said:

What happens when they miss? Nerf Quickdraws...again?

No, nerf locusts. :3

[kesmai]

They do not use darts.
They use Velcro sticky balls and the board is 3m * 3m big.

Then they throw the balls sitting with the back to the board.
The most sophisticated RNG in existence.

[BabyCakes666]

TLBFestus, on 18 July 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

I'm not sure who to credit with this apt description of our understanding of how things work around here, but when I read it I instantly understood what it meant.

So, to whomever penned this, all credit is yours. My first iteration probably lacks some salient areas on the board, but I give you;

THE DART BOARD of DESTINY

(or Mech production/quirks as understood by the Underhive)

some one post this on there twitter

maybe then they will get an idea of how un happy we all are :/

ARP Haruna, on 18 July 2016 - 11:34 PM, said:

They do not use darts.
They use Velcro sticky balls and the board is 3m * 3m big.

Then they throw the balls sitting with the back to the board.
The most sophisticated RNG in existence.

darts are to violent for them

[Johnny Z]

TLBFestus, on 18 July 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

I'm not sure who to credit with this apt description of our understanding of how things work around here, but when I read it I instantly understood what it meant.

So, to whomever penned this, all credit is yours. My first iteration probably lacks some salient areas on the board, but I give you;

THE DART BOARD of DESTINY

(or Mech production/quirks as understood by the Underhive)

The truth has been revealed. Everything is clear now.

[Alistair Winter]

Nice. Where is the random gauss cooldown quirk? Applicable to all mechs, even the mechs without ballistic hardpoints.

[Nomex 99]

[cazidin]

Nomex 09, on 19 July 2016 - 05:27 AM, said:

To be fair. The Command Wheel was exactly as most of us expected it to be. Medicore.

Also. Am I the only one who thinks that THE DARTBOARD OF DESTINY sounds incredibly epic?

[TLBFestus]

Brain Cancer, on 18 July 2016 - 10:24 PM, said:

Much better than the old monkey poop method. Much.

They quickly discovered that this was a much more office friendly method. Barring the odd wild throw landing in someones shoulder of course.