Seasons Greetings!
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 06:32 AM
I will be returning to active duty after the new year, in the mean time i will be at the bar drinking way too many PPC's and looking for epic bar brawls!.
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 06:39 AM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 06:48 AM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 06:50 AM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 09:19 AM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 09:25 AM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 09:39 AM
It is refreshing to see a thread created in the General Discussion forum that is positive for once. So thanks for that.
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 10:01 AM
NRP, on 24 December 2016 - 09:39 AM, said:
It is refreshing to see a thread created in the General Discussion forum that is positive for once. So thanks for that.
You want positive? I'll give ya positive. My morning in poetry form:
A Most Unfortunate (and true) Christmas eve.
T’was the night before Christmas,
and the house was quite cold,
the power had gone out while 23 below.
The missus asked nicely in the best way she could,
to get my a55 moving and fetch firewood.
So out to the barn where the cords all sat drying
I grabbed a first load, the wind quietly sighing.
As I lumbered back toward a house not so warm,
in the pile I saw a spider, dead and desiccated in form.
Abruptly I heard the faint jingle of far off sleigh bells,
and snorted disbelief at the thought of Santa’s elves.
A head full of ringing, spiders, and saint nick,
I failed to notice a big f..king stick.
I tripped on the thing, and flailed about,
trying not to drop my fuel like a dumb, clumsy lout.
I started falling forward, my face pressed into the wood,
and snorted the spider as only my giant honker could.
I freaked out in earnest but to no real avail,
the damn thing was jammed in there, I dared not inhale.
Recovering my balance, yet failing to see,
another disaster laying in front of me.
This time it was some long piece of metal,
which sent me careening a55 over tea kettle.
The wood, it went flying, and landed with a thump,
And I sat there stupidly on my now frozen rump.
But I was happy none-the-less as the spider seemed gone,
My mind was now clear, but for those damn bells and their song.
Alas, it wasn’t Santa’s sleigh bells that were making the racket,
It was the pain in my head -a last log had come down to whack it.
So that was my Christmas eve, no booze but feeling plastered.
Then I hawked up a loogy -and in it? That spidery bas t ard.
Now Merry Christmas to all, I hope you enjoyed my plight.
I think I’d rather freeze to death than re-live that night.
Edited by Bud Crue, 24 December 2016 - 10:03 AM.
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 12:46 PM
#11
Posted 24 December 2016 - 03:42 PM
Should I worry that for the longest time I read the topic title as Sensors Greetings and couldn't figure it out?
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 04:38 PM
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 10:53 PM
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