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[Willard Phule]

Van Hoven, on 22 January 2017 - 08:31 AM, said:

They could nerf jumpjets on lights to nerf the cheeto. That sounds about right. I've never seen the point of them being jumpier then my precious assaults anyway.

Also get rid of the ecm hardpoint. it makes no sense at all on a light. Give it to the Kdk-3 instead, it needs every little buff it can get. It can't even laservomit.

Technically, the whole concept of the "omnimech" means you should be able to put ECM on anything. Not that PGI understands that.

[ZippySpeedMonkey]

The only thing they need to do is increase it's size....

Hell, if my 35T Panther is the same size as a 50T Hunchback, yet the Cheetah is significantly smaller while being only 5T less, then something is wrong here...

Edited by ZippySpeedMonkey, 24 January 2017 - 01:01 PM.

[Requiemking]

cazidin, on 22 January 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

...I believe you, Sir Restos the Third but could you kindly offer me the link or thread title? I shall NOT have my threads used for nefarious evil!

Chaotic or Neutral Evil is OK.



I'm glad that a few of you can appreciate my acerbic wit. However, this does not negate the fact that PGI really DOES seem to follow my "logic".

Here you go. Fix your error, cazidin.

https://mwomercs.com...arctic-cheetah/

[Mystere]

cazidin, on 23 January 2017 - 12:30 PM, said:

Just like PGI and the 6 MG Spider?

Also. Seriously? You do realize that this is satire and is mocking those threads, right?

I think very few souls are getting it.

[Weeny Machine]

cazidin, on 22 January 2017 - 08:12 AM, said:

Greetings MechWarriors. Today I have a simple question. What if we gave the Arctic Cheetah neg quirks?

I am sure PGI will like your idea. After all the ACH is a light mech and in PGI's thinking light mechs need to be kicked in the balls...repeatedly.

[cazidin]

Requiemking, on 24 January 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

Here you go. Fix your error, cazidin.

https://mwomercs.com...arctic-cheetah/

Thank you but I cannot be held responsible for *that* guy. Maybe I missed it but I don't see him reference my thread or I at all?

[RestosIII]

cazidin, on 24 January 2017 - 02:57 PM, said:

Thank you but I cannot be held responsible for *that* guy. Maybe I missed it but I don't see him reference my thread or I at all?

Bottom of the second page on that thread. I even yell at you there.

[a gaijin]

Any topic or person asking for nerfs...needs to be nerfed.

[cazidin]

RestosIII, on 24 January 2017 - 03:07 PM, said:

Bottom of the second page on that thread. I even yell at you there.

Thank you.

Star Commander Horse, on 24 January 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

Any topic or person asking for nerfs...needs to be nerfed.

I don't have any problem being smart, but it does certainly add to my ego.

[chucklesMuch]

Hey Cheetahs’s are just the beginning… man those Firestarters really need to be at least half as big again…. And they should have energy weapon heat penalties… and then there are commando’s! Surely it doesn’t need to be that fast?… and why stop there… the entire light class is OP – lets blanket reduce the speed of all lights by 40%.

And as somewhere on a battle field out there some cheeky light is scratching the rear paint of an assault… (and we simply can’t abide such ugliness on the battle field!) Lights, after all, should merely support the upper classes, not actually damage them… mmm… bells… so, from now on… all lights must wear noisy bells chained to each leg, with anchors (this would account for the speed nerf)… and we really need to make those bells appear on the mini map… like they have been narc’d (see how they like it!)

[Deathlike]

Usually such threads need to be more obvious so even the oblivious catch on.

It doesn't get much fanfare when the content doesn't provoke a response.

[dario03]

Promessa, on 24 January 2017 - 12:19 PM, said:

Buff is lights

I think you mean

Buff lights (with a bit more buffs to mechs like the Firestarter than the Artic Cheetah because they need them more).

That would be better.

[cazidin]

dario03, on 24 January 2017 - 08:31 PM, said:

I think you mean

Buff lights (with a bit more buffs to mechs like the Firestarter than the Artic Cheetah because they need them more).

That would be better.

Buff Lights? But that's too simple and straightforward a solution. No, no... no. We need something complex, unintuitive and that results in 1 or more dumpster fires on that island where all those ForumWarriors live with their freaking circus mechs!