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The following is a secret report prepared by The Watch of Clan Jade Falcon, who appear to have the most information on the subject. This report was, unfortunately, leaked to nearly everyone when the Watch accidentally sent it to everyone from an HPG Manifold, because they are really not very good at spy-stuff.
Clan Jade Falcon Watch Report Z-3232332-Q-5:
Inner Sphere Activities Division:
Esteemed colleagues of the Clan Council, this report was painstakingly put together by some of our sharpest ristars in The Watch and we hope you do not shame them too harshly when you realize how stupid this whole thing is. We have put them on remedial duty until they can find something more fitting of proper Clanners to write reports about. Unfortunately this report was filed and it is our duty to pass it on to you. We actively encourage you to ignore it and focus on more important things, like fighting each other in meaningless trials over trivial matters.
This is an image taken from one of our Steiner controlled worlds.
Although there is significant debate in some scientist castes about what it could possibly allude to, most Clan authorities have been ignoring it as the regressive ramblings of barbaric and genetically defective freebirths.
When asked for comment one well-respected Galaxy Commander had this to say:
"i can't read"
Those around her immediately shook their heads in grave displeasure and profound shame at her use of a contraction.
Some clanners, those cursed with twin freebirth traits like thinking and basic literacy were so curious that they actually asked the freebirth inner sphere former citizen/ape-people what a Disaþing Day was (these of course would be pathetic low caste scummy clanners and not the good warrior ones who would never deign to demean themselves by asking the sub-human chattel anything at all) and we will reproduce one of the tainted freebirth answers here:
Low-Caste Clanner: What is this DEES-THING I keep reading about on the walls of my freebirth slavery factory?
Near-Ape Creature: High-casted M-master, I will tell you, please stop b-b-beating me. I already s-s-said I'd do anything you asked.
Clanner: *shrugs* I know, I just like beating you. I like it a lot. We all do. We are clanners.
Evolutionary mistake masquerading as a person: Y-yes, yes, okay. So every year at the beginning of February we hold a state-sanctioned ceremony called Disaþing Day. It-it's where the Jarl, acting as a Sacral-Germanic King, offers a sacrifice to the protective spirits and goddesses also known as the Dísir..
Eugenically superior Clanner: So.. just some medieval inner sphere hocus pocus? Superstitious nonsense! But.. out curiosity.. and answer me truthfully or I will have the remaining 4 toenails ripped from your daughter's still swollen feet - what do the spirits or goddesses give the so-called Jarl in return?
Sad Broken Sub-Man: *pauses* Victory.
Obviously the sad excuse for what can only loosely be described as a human being was immediately sent to extensive reeducation camps after this shocking display of regressive thought. As we all know it should not even be possible for these simpleton Inner Sphere dogs to even conceive of victory.
This is all we could find about the so-called holy day or ritual day or whatever these grotesque man-unlike creatures think it is. There has also been reports of various factions, especially the Davions and Steiners, massing forces on border worlds. Furthermore Clan Ghost Bear Reports the Royal KungsArme Fleet under Jarl Dane has also been pulling forces from the remaining worlds of the pitiful Free Rasalhague Republic.
This leads us to conclude that there may be some sort of offensive on Disaþing Day. Which might relate to the chatter we have picked up in reference to a "Dís Offensive" by Inner Sphere military personnel. We thought it best to submit this report to our superiors in the Watch and hope that our betters in the Clan Council act on this information wisely.
---end report---
Edited by Mech The Dane, 01 February 2017 - 03:16 AM.
