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[Bishop Steiner]

DrVoodooAUS, on 19 March 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

The Sunday Build Expert: The guy who always dies early and then complains about how bad your build is while he spectates.
If his build is so good why is he dead already.

Cuz you didn't support him, of course. GOSH!!!!

[A Really Old Clan Dude]

Bishop Steiner, on 19 March 2017 - 03:21 PM, said:

Cuz you didn't support him, of course. GOSH!!!!

Sorry I should have said that this person evolves after death from the "The Dunning Kruger" or the "The bored YOLOSWAG-Brawler"

[Wintersdark]

My favourite:

Moron: "Help!"
Dies.
Moron: "Why didn't you help?"

.... Where was he, help with what, hell half the time I don't catch WHO needs help because I'm not focusing on the "who is talking" indicator.

People who just say "Help!" deserve what they get. Learn to communicate.

These people seem to think everyone watches them in particular all the time, or that we all share some telepathic bond.

[Y E O N N E]

Do we have this one?

Angry Drunk - that guy, inebriated or seemingly so, who drops in big heavy assaults and immediately goes on a tear at the start of a match about how everybody is stupid for choosing such and such game mode and nobody knows how to play this game, declares that he is going to go off and do his own thing, gets rekt, and then calls everybody stupid for not supporting him even as we are all playing the game mode and properly minding the objective.

I hate that guy. He's a proper moron.

[Mondos]

What about the last Potato standing in QP.
Everyone dying a little inside because they can't hit anything, yet time seems to slow down and they live forever.
Can't look away.

[C E Dwyer]

Kin3ticX, on 18 March 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

The Intense Roleplay Dude: That guy on VOIP that sounds like hes playing armyman w/ robots and he wants you to know all about it

Every match should have this guy in it spend more time laughing than shooting

[Trenchbird]

DrVoodooAUS, on 19 March 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

The Sunday Build Expert: The guy who always dies early and then complains about how bad your build is while he spectates.
If his build is so good why is he dead already.

Sometimes, even the best build gets ROFLstomped by half a Company.

That, and bringing just two LRM-20s on a Stalker - In Solo QP - is grounds for being burned at the stake.

Edited by Catten Hart, 19 March 2017 - 04:10 PM.

[Marius Romanis]

DrVoodooAUS, on 19 March 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

The Sunday Build Expert: The guy who always dies early and then complains about how bad your build is while he spectates.
If his build is so good why is he dead already.

Its possible to be good at maths and bad at geography ya'know.


The OCD Groups have to be sorted by rainbow faction color AND unit tag AND multiple people in same chassis And Alphabetically.

The Addict. Has a Superiority complex in either 1. His mechanical ability 2. His tactical ability 3 His meta Knowledge 4. All of the above. Has 2 play modes. 5% coz doing other **** and depressed/doesn't care/on losing/titled streak or 200% Adrenalin pumping god is on the field and if anything goes wrong its someone else's ******* fault but as long as he's top 3 damage in the game he can shrug it off as taters gonna tate.

[Wintersdark]

Mondos, on 19 March 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

What about the last Potato standing in QP.
Everyone dying a little inside because they can't hit anything, yet time seems to slow down and they live forever.
Can't look away.

Oh, God, that guy. The guy who's last man standing in a (suspiciously) intact Timberwolf, facing 3 badly cored Mechs all spread out, and still manage to fail totally and utterly.

[Shiroi Tsuki]

I sexually identify as the MechWarrior that refuses to play citadel poke, nascars, likes unconventional tactics and try not to play meta

Edited by Shiroi Tsuki, 20 March 2017 - 10:09 AM.

[Kin3ticX]

Shiroi Tsuki, on 20 March 2017 - 10:08 AM, said:

I sexually identify as the MechWarrior that refuses to play citadel poke, nascars, likes unconventional tactics and try not to play meta

I sexually Identify as MechWarrior. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging burning hot payloads on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a MechWarrior is impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Enhanced Imaging and a Neural Helmet Interface on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me MechWarrior and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your privilege level against mine. Thank you for being so understanding.

Edited by Kin3ticX, 20 March 2017 - 11:08 AM.

[WolvesX]

Kin3ticX, on 20 March 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

I sexually Identify as MechWarrior. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging burning hot payloads on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a MechWarrior is impossible and but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Enhanced Imaging and a Neural Helmet Interface on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me MechWarrior and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your privilege level against mine. Thank you for being so understanding.

This is art.

[Roughneck45]

Nice.

Clearly a few forumites in mind when making some of those descriptions lol.

[Magnus Santini]

The Pretender This is the guy who doesn't move in the first thirty seconds. He might wake up if you call him out, but he might be hoping to be the fresh cyclops facing the last four shot-up enemies. "The veterans dream of the fight / Fast asleep at the traffic light / and the children solemnly wait for the ice cream vendor" (c) Lyrics by Jackson Browne.

Edited by Magnus Santini, 20 March 2017 - 02:56 PM.

[Kin3ticX]

damn this list is getting long boys

[xengk]

Kin3ticX, on 18 March 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

Types of players in MWO

The Div C Player: Div C 4 lyfe, the better than average less known players that you don't want to underestimate.
The "my mix builds should work good in this game" player: Wants the game to work how they think it should and thinks their special snowflake multimeta should beat the cookie cutter metahumping tryhards.
The Cheapskate: 400 mechs and 3 modules. The "completionist" that skipped leg day when it came to modules....
And finally, Average Joe: Half of everyone is worse than you. That in itself is a respectable accomplishment

Tie-2-Mix-Range-Bracket-DPS-Support-Thuglyfer

Edited by xengk, 21 March 2017 - 01:43 AM.

[Marius Romanis]

Kin3ticX, on 20 March 2017 - 11:30 PM, said:

damn this list is getting long boys

/cries thought that meant you'd added mine to the origional post.

[Duke Nedo]

I didn't find myself there... the MM projectionist - gets easily irritated by bad game quality and blames bad match making for every loss. Often ends games with "GG reds". On a good day.

[Anjian]

Once in a while I encounter the "Angry Russian".

Often shouts and speaks in the coms with Russian or Eastern European accent, he frequently calls people to push, then shouts at them for not pushing, calling them cowards or *******, or something like that also describes a cat or a feminine organ.

I also encounter the "Last Man Standing" player. This is the player, where everyone in his team is already dead, he is still running around with his shiny fresh mech.

Another type of player I encounter is the "Running Back" player. This is the player who thinks he can help his team win by avoiding all combat and running to cap the enemy base or the cap points while the rest of his team gets slaughtered.

The Angry Russian despises these players, and refers to them as ******* which is the term that also describes a cat or a feminine organ.

Edited by Anjian, 21 March 2017 - 04:03 AM.

[Rizzwind]

Mondos, on 19 March 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

What about the last Potato standing in QP.
Everyone dying a little inside because they can't hit anything, yet time seems to slow down and they live forever.
Can't look away.

It's the delay between what they see and you see most times. This is a proven thing. 90% your seeing bad info watching through someones view.



I have no idea where I fall on this list. lol

Edited by Rizzwind, 21 March 2017 - 04:27 AM.