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#1 Zito

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

Let's discuss a relevant Faction Play topic...

THE MILF (mech i would like to fight)

Also know it as the Cougar. It will be strongest with 3 lights in its lance surrounding it like offspring in invasion mode and/or domination. If you use the H variant, you can distribute ECM to the lights in your lance like milk in a sippy cup. I do feel the ECM hard point should be in either torso rather than the head component.

I am envisioning this lance coming out of the swagger wagon dropship together and advancing on the enemy with deadly accuracy like there is a sale at Old Navy.

The right camo will be vital to the overall success of the MILF. Use the Tiger pattern with pink and white, will fit tight. Be sure not to confuse it with the Phraken pattern as a bony MILF is not visually effective.

Use the MILF MILK Decal, carefully placed and colored for maximum distraction, but not too much as to cause collisions like in the mall parking lot on Black Friday. Be sure to say before every game what the MILF acronym stands for so that no one is offended by its standard modern culture definition.

I could use some assistance as to what should be put on the hard points. The jets are apparently huge and fill both side torsos (H). Leaving only the arms for offensive weapons.

Discuss...

Edited by Zito, 24 March 2017 - 11:30 PM.


#2 November Juliet

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 04:42 PM

View PostZito, on 24 March 2017 - 04:26 PM, said:

Let's discuss a relevant Faction Play topic...

THE MILF (mech i woul dlike to fight)

Also know it as the Cougar. It will be strongest with 3 lights in its lance surrounding it like offspring in invasion mode and/or domination. If you use the H variant, you can distribute ECM to the lights in your lance like milk in a sippy cup. I do feel the ECM hard point should be in either torso rather than the head component.

I am envisioning this lance coming out of the swagger wagon dropship together and advancing on the enemy with deadly accuracy like there is a sale at Old Navy.

The right camo will be vital to the overall success of the MILF. Use the Tiger pattern with pink and white will fit tight. Be sure not to confuse it with the Phraken pattern as a bony MILF is not visually effective.

Use the MILF MILK Decal, carefully placed and colored for maximum distraction, but too much as to cause collisions like in the mall parking lot on Black Friday. Be sure to say before every game what the MILF acronym stands for so that no one is offended by its standard modern culture definition.

I could use some assistance as to what should be put on the hard points. The jets are apparently huge and fill both side torsos (H). Leaving only the arms for offensive weapons.

Discuss...


I could not agree more Zito. Speaking only for myself I love a good cougar. The shapely sight lines will make for good vertical thrust and twist speed. While only 81MPH; which is on the slow side for my usual taste in cougars. However as with all cougars I hope her cannons will make up for her lack of speed. As with any worthwhile cougar shes skinny where it counts and big in the chest. Well done PGI the cougar will make an excellent addition to my bed no...i mean mech bay

Edited by November Juliet, 24 March 2017 - 04:42 PM.


#3 Marius Evander

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 10:51 PM

View PostZito, on 24 March 2017 - 04:26 PM, said:


THE MILF (Mech id luvta fight)
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FTFY

#4 Zito

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 11:39 PM

View PostCadoazreal, on 24 March 2017 - 10:51 PM, said:


FTFY


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Edited by Zito, 25 March 2017 - 07:00 AM.


#5 Albino Boo

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Posted 25 March 2017 - 01:50 PM

View PostZito, on 24 March 2017 - 04:26 PM, said:




I could use some assistance as to what should be put on the hard points. The jets are apparently huge and fill both side torsos (H). Leaving only the arms for offensive weapons.

Discuss...


A MILF always knows what should be put on a hard point.

#6 Ibrandul Mike

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 09:40 AM

[mod]Because of the innuendo closed
and sent to a far away land.[/mod]

#7 Mike Forst

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 01:54 PM

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