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#1 Novakaine

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 09:32 AM

I have no words, but +5 for this.

Edited by Novakaine, 04 May 2017 - 04:01 PM.


#2 Zigmund Freud

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 12:26 PM

View PostSource Mystic, on 04 May 2017 - 09:14 AM, said:

The secret skills that all members know are

Urbie invisibility
Turret defense tactics
Evasion
Top spin {Torso twisting}
Tactical weakness
Kill steal
Horizon sniping
Sling shot
Hook shot


Where do I singn up?

#3 Ryllen Kriel

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 12:35 PM

Will T.U.R.D. have a salvage division? Please, I think it would be valuable to have a T.U.R.D. Waste Management Corps. As a promotional item all MechWarrior recruits should get a free Air Freshener for their cockpit.

If I donate $500 can I get a golden T.U.R.D. mech?

#4 Zigmund Freud

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:06 PM

View PostRyllen Kriel, on 04 May 2017 - 12:35 PM, said:

Will T.U.R.D. have a salvage division? Please, I think it would be valuable to have a T.U.R.D. Waste Management Corps. As a promotional item all MechWarrior recruits should get a free Air Freshener for their cockpit.

If I donate $500 can I get a golden T.U.R.D. mech?


Seriously tho, how comes we still don't have air freshener cockpit item? Shut up and take my MC!

#5 Humpday

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:24 PM

YASSSS!!!!!!

#6 Ryllen Kriel

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:30 PM

View PostZigmund Freud, on 04 May 2017 - 01:06 PM, said:

Seriously tho, how comes we still don't have air freshener cockpit item? Shut up and take my MC!


We do, it's a pine tree...unless you want a unique T.U.R.D. air freshener?

#7 Novakaine

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Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:06 PM

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#8 Zigmund Freud

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 12:27 AM

View PostRyllen Kriel, on 04 May 2017 - 01:30 PM, said:


We do, it's a pine tree...unless you want a unique T.U.R.D. air freshener?


I mean a canned aerosole freshener, like you use in a bathroom.

#9 Lily from animove

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 12:39 AM

are all your urbies painted brown?

#10 kesmai

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 12:53 AM

If you stare long enough into the trashcan, it stares back at you.

Edited by kesmai, 05 May 2017 - 05:48 AM.


#11 Ryllen Kriel

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 03:08 AM

We need a SRM variant of an Urbie for the Special Projectile Lance Attack Team. Otherwise known as S.P.L.A.T. T.U.R.D.s.

#12 The6thMessenger

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 04:03 AM

I'd join, unfortunately I'm a filthy clanner. xD

View Postkesmai, on 05 May 2017 - 12:53 AM, said:

If you stare long enough into the trascan, it stares back at you.


Wrong. You die.

#13 Wiley Coyote

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 04:56 AM

If you polish a T.U.R.D. mech, it's still a T.U.R.D. mech.

#14 stealthraccoon

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 05:31 AM

View PostThe6thMessenger, on 05 May 2017 - 04:03 AM, said:

I'd join, unfortunately I'm a filthy clanner. xD.


Don't worry, we'll keep pushing for Urbanmech IIC - because even smell Clams deserves to be enlightens,

#15 oldradagast

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 05:34 AM

Excellent idea!

T.U.R.D's unite!

#16 Johnny Z

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Posted 05 May 2017 - 08:38 AM

Stay classy Mechwarriors.

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#17 TheLuc

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 05:38 AM

too bad i cant be part of two units at same time !!!

#18 J a d e P h o e n i x

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 05:41 PM

View PostThe6thMessenger, on 05 May 2017 - 04:03 AM, said:

I'd join, unfortunately I'm a filthy clanner. xD



Wrong. You die.


They need to hurry up and give us our Urbie IIC's

And yes, they exist.
http://www.sarna.net...i/UrbanMech_IIC

Edited by J a d e P h o e n i x, 13 May 2017 - 05:43 PM.






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