Once upon a time, there was a little red raven who lived in quickplay. She was friends with a lazy Maddog, a sleepy Shadowcat, and a noisy yellow griffin.
One day, the little red raven found two LRM boats. The little red raven had an idea. She would ambush them.
The little red raven asked her friends, "Who will help me flank at H9?"
"Not I," barked the lazy Maddog.
"Not I," purred the sleepy Shadowcat.
"Not I," screeched the noisy yellow griffin.
"Then I will," said the little red raven. So the little red raven ambushed the LRM boats all by herself.
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When the team was headed towards a poor defensive location, the little red raven asked her friends, "Should we tell our team?"
"No point," barked the lazy Maddog.
"No point," purred the sleepy Shadowcat.
"No point," screeched the noisy yellow griffin.
"Then I will," said the little red raven. So the little red raven took command all by herself.
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When the little red raven found an undefended passage that leads to the enemy. The little red raven told her friends, "Who is going to push through D6 with me?"
"Pew, Pew," barked the lazy Maddog.
"Pew, Pew," purred the sleepy Shadowcat.
"Huh?!" screeched the noisy yellow griffin.
"Then I will," said the little red raven. So the little red raven took the tactical advantage all by herself.
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The tired little red raven asked her friends, "Can someone else take lead?"
*Silence* came from the lazy Maddog.
*Silence* came from the sleepy Shadowcat.
*Silence* came from the noisy yellow griffin.
"...Okay," said the little red raven. So the little red raven carried on all by herself.
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When today's final game was about to end in defeat, the tired little red raven asked her friends, "How can we do better?"
"S*** team," barked the lazy Maddog.
"S*** team," purred the sleepy Shadowcat.
"S*** team," screeched the noisy yellow Griffin.
When the match ended, The little red Raven said nothing. And left the unit all by herself.
Edited by Livaria, 08 June 2017 - 01:30 PM.