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#21 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:46 PM

View PostPariah Devalis, on 16 July 2017 - 04:43 PM, said:


I mean, timeline wise, it makes sense for CNC, CDS, and CSV, if we're talking about minimizing workload for PGI. Absence of even one of those three seems oddly arbitrary. However, as I said, if the special coding that goes into CNC and CSV are identical, why not include all the non-big four at the same time? Or, at least, one by one in subsequent patches?

we're invading Huntress n Strana Mechty... in 3057. With Civil War mechs and Guns. I'd say it's a little late to worry about timeline lad. We've apparently been hit by Flashpoint.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:49 PM

I say add all the factions since they aren't buckets anymore.

#23 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:50 PM

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#24 Pariah Devalis

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:51 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:46 PM, said:

we're invading Huntress n Strana Mechty... in 3057. With Civil War mechs and Guns. I'd say it's a little late to worry about timeline lad. We've apparently been hit by Flashpoint.


True, and if I remember my alternate universe future past history lesson correctly, us Nova Cats need some Ice Hellions to beat bloody at the conclusion of Bulldog. At great sacrifice, of course.

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:50 PM, said:

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I found your future Scorpion logo, after PGI gets done "revising" it.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:51 PM

View PostImperius, on 16 July 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:

I say add all the factions since they aren't buckets anymore.

Been pushing Russ on Twitter for just that since the announcement about buckets was made. Which is why I was a bit confused to see only Clans No-Va Bat and Star Addled being added.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:52 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

so...you're telling me the big bad shark got told what to do by a bunch o moldy pigeons? Oh this just keeps getting better n better! Posted Image


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All right, that's it! I hope for your sake you never need to buy ammo, mech repairs, or quality frozen foods in our area of operations ever again! Until you retract your statements, you are officially on our commercial blacklist*!










*This does not mean you are barred from buying weaponry, industrial tools, or property from Clan Diamond Shark. Commercial blacklists may be appealed through forms 791 B. or with a payment of 50,000,000 C-Bills, directed to the Delios Freebirth Market division.

Edited by RestosIII, 16 July 2017 - 04:52 PM.


#27 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:52 PM

View PostPariah Devalis, on 16 July 2017 - 04:51 PM, said:


True, and if I remember my alternate universe future past history lesson correctly, us Nova Cats need some Ice Hellions to beat bloody at the conclusion of Bulldog. At great sacrifice, of course.



I found your future Scorpion logo, after PGI gets done "revising" it.

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you need to tint it lime green... I'm sure they'll at least get it in the right color family....ish.

#28 Pariah Devalis

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:53 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:52 PM, said:

you need to tint it lime green... I'm sure they'll at least get it in the right color family....ish.


Listen, either they get the color right, or they get the animal right. You cannot reasonably expect professionals to get both right, right?

Edited by Pariah Devalis, 16 July 2017 - 04:54 PM.


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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:54 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 16 July 2017 - 04:52 PM, said:


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All right, that's it! I hope for your sake you never need to buy ammo, mech repairs, or quality frozen foods in our area of operations ever again! Until you retract your statements, you are officially on our commercial blacklist*!










*This does not mean you are barred from buying weaponry, industrial tools, or property from Clan Diamond Shark. Commercial blacklists may be appealed through forms 791 B. or with a payment of 50,000,000 C-Bills, directed to the Delios Freebirth Market division.

When I play Clams, I play real clams...we don't buy...we take.....




(being Goliath Scorpion "we take" usually is followed by "lots of hardcore drugs"....... but that is neither there nor there)

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:55 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:41 PM, said:

the point being that unless you plan to expand that to every other clan we have memorabilia for, then you defeat your own argument. Thus, might wanna get the whole one for all thing going. Cuz ya see, why use that argument in an exclusive manner, when you could be using it in such a way as to get all the Goliath Scorpions, Hell Horses, Cloud CObras, Coyotes, etc backing ya?

I mean I know cooperation and deep planning ain't the clan strong suit n all... but I'm just saying laddy buck, I'm jes sayin!

Well, if people wanna be Diamond Sharks let 'em. I just used the Diamond mostly because they do have their gear coming in. So it does makes sense to make the Diamond Sharks from it.

But I gotcha on the Clan Homeworlds chief, that is a part of my next agenda.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:56 PM

View PostPariah Devalis, on 16 July 2017 - 04:53 PM, said:


Listen, either they get the color right, or they get the animal right. You cannot reasonably expect professionals to get both right, right?

well I mean...what color IS a Nova exactly? At least the Pigeons helped out with the whole "Jade' thing... even if the bird brains go the color wrong themselves (and forgot that jade comes in MULITPLE colors.... like..oh...pink?)

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:57 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:56 PM, said:

well I mean...what color IS a Nova exactly? At least the Pigeons helped out with the whole "Jade' thing... even if the bird brains go the color wrong themselves (and forgot that jade comes in MULITPLE colors.... like..oh...pink?)


I suppose it depends on what sort of star it was before it went nova? :P

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:58 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 04:54 PM, said:

(being Goliath Scorpion "we take" usually is followed by "lots of hardcore drugs"....... but that is neither there nor there)


Now, see, if you used your thinking cap for a few seconds, you'd realize that we could help with that last bit. Do you know what happens to all of the... substances* that are confiscated by Clan forces during the invasion? Bought by Clan Diamond Shark at extremely low prices, that's what. We have a massive stock, you just need to ask (and pay our slight mark-up, due to storage, shipping, and employee payment costs) and we can hook you up!


*Legal disclaimer: Clan Diamond Shark only deals in substances listed as legal in Clan Diamond Shark space. These substances may or may not be legal in your area. Please check your local laws before purchasing any such items. We will not be held liable for any charges put against you for breaking your local laws. Shipping is only available to select areas.

Edited by RestosIII, 16 July 2017 - 05:00 PM.


#34 Pariah Devalis

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 04:59 PM

View PostRestosIII, on 16 July 2017 - 04:58 PM, said:


Now, see, if you used your thinking cap for a few seconds, you'd realize that we could help with that last bit. Do you know what happens to all of the... substances that are confiscated by Clan forces during the invasion? Bought by Clan Diamond Shark as extremely low prices, that's what. We have a massive stock, you just need to ask (and pay our slight mark-up, due to storage, shipping, and employee payment costs) and we can hook you up!


And if you need some new needles, I am sure Clan Nova Cat's requisition department is capable of filling an order post haste. Our delivery system is second to none, and will get it to your address with *laser like precision and speed!

See? Clans can cooperate to mutual financial gain!



*Slogan is not representative of reality. Some exceptions may apply.

Edited by Pariah Devalis, 16 July 2017 - 05:04 PM.


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Posted 16 July 2017 - 05:00 PM

View PostImperius, on 16 July 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:

I say add all the factions since they aren't buckets anymore.

QFT

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 05:00 PM

Dont let that necrosia go to your head too quick Bish, you may find yourself seeing Nicolas Kerensky in your sleep.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 05:11 PM

View PostCarl Vickers, on 16 July 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

Dont let that necrosia go to your head too quick Bish, you may find yourself seeing Nicolas Kerensky in your sleep.

Not my type..... now visions of [color=#000000]Sarah McEvedy[/color] dancing thru my head.... vavavavoom! (note this comment would be immediately moderated as not sensitive and PC enough on the HBS Battletech game forums....)

What? Just cause they are "Not Named" doesn't mean "Not Fantasized" GOSH!!!

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 06:26 PM

As a high 'mech worth individual and end-user of Clan QVC Diamond Shark's fine line of 'mech-related products and services, I endorse the introduction of the Diamond Sharks and their extensive catalogue of purchaseable Clan technology into MWO. I am also available for sponsorship, corporate events and product testing, with all fees payable in light fusion engines or fractional pieces thereof.

Srsly, so many mechs to modify come Tuesday

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 06:28 PM

View PostRakshasa, on 16 July 2017 - 06:26 PM, said:

As a high 'mech worth individual and end-user of Clan QVC Diamond Shark's fine line of 'mech-related products and services, I endorse the introduction of the Diamond Sharks and their extensive catalogue of purchaseable Clan technology into MWO. I am also available for sponsorship, corporate events and product testing, with all fees payable in light fusion engines or fractional pieces thereof.

Srsly, so many mechs to modify come Tuesday

yeah but have you ever tried to get a hold of Clan QVC for a refund? Their customer service sucks! "Oh you bought that from Clan Sea Fox! Well we are Clan Diamond Shark now so all Sea Fox goods warranties are now null and void.... oh wait.... you said Diamond Shark? Nope we're the NEW Sea Fox, but thanks to title XI bankruptcy and anti abjuration rules we are now not legally obligated.....

Shark is a fitting image, but they SHOULD be called bloody Clan Sea Lawyer.....

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 06:30 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 16 July 2017 - 06:28 PM, said:

yeah but have you ever tried to get a hold of Clan QVC for a refund? Their customer service sucks! "Oh you bought that from Clan Sea Fox! Well we are Clan Diamond Shark now so all Sea Fox goods warranties are now null and void.... oh wait.... you said Diamond Shark? Nope we're the NEW Sea Fox, but thanks to title XI bankruptcy and anti abjuration rules we are now not legally obligated.....

Shark is a fitting image, but they SHOULD be called bloody Clan Sea Lawyer.....

I'm seriously debating about making an apple ad for MK II.





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