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[Kalimaster]

The top hazards of Gaming.

1. Freak Out Sessions after spilling a cup of soda onto your computer.

2. Finger Cramps from hitting computer keys all day while trying to kill the boss.

3. Bald spots after pulling out your hair when the cat jumps up onto the table to swat at your dice.

4. Back Strain from packing around gaming books.

5. Eye Strain from trying to find where the guy in the Locust shut down at to avoid getting killed.

6. Depression after someone yanks the plug and you had almost cleared the Level on Mario.

7. Anxiety because your brother has a higher score than you do on Donkey Kong

8. Deafness. Followed by hunger because you did not hear your mom calling you to dinner.

9. Anger Issues after your little brother steals your Miniatures for his toy closet.

10. Falling over dead after two days of binge gaming at some internet café.