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#1 Xavori

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:21 PM

...and they did:



Why can't I stick an Urbie in the back of my Atlas?

I mean, how cool would that be? You'd be walking along, and a Mist Lynx G would try to leg you, but no! You pop out your Urbie and now it's on like Donkey Kong!

Or you're walking along, and your Atlas falls off the bridge in Canyon. And you're thinking, "Aww, crap I was just about to finish off that cored out Marauder! IIC" and now you have to walk all the way around the cliffs looking for a way up. Except no! You pop out your Urbie, jump jet back up, and lay some UrbieSmackDown™ on that filthy Clan interloper.

Or you're leading a push in a group of pugs, who like pugs are often wont to do, don't push with you leaving you nearly obliterated. You're thinking, "$%#$%!!!! pugs!!" and also "Now what am I going to do for the rest of the match since my Atlas is blown to hell?" Well, you already know what I'm going to say. That's right. You pop out the Urbie and go TK the hell out of your cowardly pug "friends."

So, c'mon, PGI. Let us have our Urbie-compo!

#2 Armored Yokai

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:24 PM

Urbanmechs are a waste of tonnage, use a Spider,Cheetah,Commando,Jenner instead.

#3 Revis Volek

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:42 PM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 26 November 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Urbanmechs are a waste of tonnage, use a Spider,Cheetah,Commando,Jenner instead.




You must not play to many urban mechs.

They are much better then any other IS light aside from the WLF and id say was on par with everything but the ACH which is of course better.





OP,

I want an urban mech to be the Unique Geo head on my atlas and when i hit eject my 30 tonner pops out of its big boy pants and starts biting off ankles!

#4 Xavori

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:57 PM

View PostRevis Volek, on 26 November 2017 - 05:42 PM, said:


I want an urban mech to be the Unique Geo head on my atlas and when i hit eject my 30 tonner pops out of its big boy pants and starts biting off ankles!


That would be total awesomesauce :D

#5 Armored Yokai

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 06:06 PM

View PostRevis Volek, on 26 November 2017 - 05:42 PM, said:




You must not play to many urban mechs.


You are absolutely right on that, because they are so BAD!
I'd get more damage and survivability using a Commando TDK Instead
Commando TDK has good armor quirks and comes with 167.4kph (fastest light in the game)
not to mention the commando can rely on itself and not others unlike the urbanmech which only gets 105kph max
all it takes is 3 ATMS at 200m to kill a urbanmech wheras a Commando can juke the ATMs if they are moving right.

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 06:11 PM

View PostXavori, on 26 November 2017 - 04:21 PM, said:

Why can't I stick an Urbie in the back of my Atlas?

I hereby command this man to be granted his wish on the following conditions:

1.He sacrifices 30 tonns in his Atlas loadout to carry his backup Urbanmech.
2.He also must fit Backup Urbanmech Strapping System at the cost of 2 tonns and and 3 critical slots in each side torso.

So is my will and through me the will of Grandpa Kerensky. Seyla!

Here OP, hope this helps.

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 06:34 PM

View PostNema Nabojiv, on 26 November 2017 - 06:11 PM, said:

I hereby command this man to be granted his wish on the following conditions:

1.He sacrifices 30 tonns in his Atlas loadout to carry his backup Urbanmech.
2.He also must fit Backup Urbanmech Strapping System at the cost of 2 tonns and and 3 critical slots in each side torso.

You'd probably need the critslot in the head too; gotta get to the damn thing somehow.

#8 WrathOfDeadguy

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 07:25 PM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 26 November 2017 - 06:06 PM, said:

You are absolutely right on that, because they are so BAD!
I'd get more damage and survivability using a Commando TDK Instead
Commando TDK has good armor quirks and comes with 167.4kph (fastest light in the game)
not to mention the commando can rely on itself and not others unlike the urbanmech which only gets 105kph max
all it takes is 3 ATMS at 200m to kill a urbanmech wheras a Commando can juke the ATMs if they are moving right.


With full survival tree, you can end up with over 70 CT armor on an Urbie right now- combined with the possible structure bonuses, almost 100hp. It runs as fast as most mediums do, it's smaller than just about anything besides a Locust, and it can facetank assault 'Mech alphas. It's one of the best lights in the game. Truly, the foretold coming of the Urbpocalypse is nigh. Underestimate the trashcan at your own peril.

#9 SFC174

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 07:58 PM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 26 November 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Urbanmechs are a waste of tonnage, use a Spider,Cheetah,Commando,Jenner instead.


This make Baby Urbie Jesustm sad.

#10 FupDup

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 08:13 PM

If nothing else, the Urbie is surprisingly the best slow gunboat light in MWO right now. It tends to have less punch than the Clan slow lights, but the hitboxes and massive armor quirks more than make up for it.

#11 MischiefSC

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 08:36 PM

It's punchy, small and reasonably nimble. For 30 tons it's a great choice.

#12 Asym

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 10:04 PM

Think elementals................

#13 Roadbuster

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 12:20 AM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 26 November 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Urbanmechs are a waste of tonnage, use a Spider,Cheetah,Commando,Jenner instead.

Spider...
And you say Urbie is a waste of tonnage.
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#14 Xavori

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 03:59 AM

View PostAsym, on 26 November 2017 - 10:04 PM, said:

Think elementals................



I would totally play as an Elemental provided I can jump up, land on the left eye of an Atlas, moon him, and then start tearing into the cockpit :P

#15 Curccu

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:13 AM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 26 November 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Urbanmechs are a waste of tonnage, use a Spider,Cheetah,Commando,Jenner instead.

Wrong K-9 will defeat most of those mechs easily.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 06:47 AM

My Urbie don't want none unless you got quirks, hun.

#17 Jackal Noble

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 07:24 AM

That. Is. Not. A. Motorcycle.




That is a Moped at best.

#18 Xavori

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 07:27 AM

View PostJackalBeast, on 27 November 2017 - 07:24 AM, said:

That. Is. Not. A. Motorcycle.




That is a Moped at best.


But it gender identifies as a motorcycle, and who are you to try to force it into your binary way of thinking!

#19 Roughneck45

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 07:32 AM

Just pretend. That's what I do when I'm building assaults.

My Warhawk doesn't have 4 PPCs, it has two Adders for arms.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 08:12 AM

View PostXavori, on 27 November 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:


But it gender identifies as a motorcycle, and who are you to try to force it into your binary way of thinking!


I concede and apologize to any two wheeled abominations I may have offended with post.





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