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[Trenchbird]

Seriously, no chair in the Javelin? I may love how they run, but nobody really talks about how the cockpit is a rush job. Recycled assets from the Roughneck, no chair (Is my pilot sitting on a grate floor?).

Edited by Catten Hart, 03 February 2018 - 12:25 PM.

[razenWing]

He has a stool.

Speak of which, why can't we get a female pilot?

Just saying...

(and anyone ever creeped out by how you are able to see the bottom half of your helmet? Does that imply that human have evolved into some weird form of elongated head shape????? DON DON DON)

[Y E O N N E]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

Speak of which, why can't we get a female pilot?

Just saying...

Because under that bulky cooling suit you wouldn't be able to tell anyway? Except hip structure maybe.

[Angus McFife VI]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

Speak of which, why can't we get a female pilot?

Just saying...

Well this is a battlefield

[razenWing]

Yeonne Greene, on 03 February 2018 - 01:08 PM, said:

Because under that bulky cooling suit you wouldn't be able to tell anyway? Except hip structure maybe.

Look at above screenshot again. Does that look thick to you? You look less clothed than my cousin riding bike during the summer.

Edited by razenWing, 03 February 2018 - 01:17 PM.

[Ronan]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

Speak of which, why can't we get a female pilot?

Yeonne Greene, on 03 February 2018 - 01:08 PM, said:

Because under that bulky cooling suit you wouldn't be able to tell anyway? Except hip structure maybe.

Maybe what we have IS a female pilot model, and we still need the male version done?

[Escef]

Dont LRM me please, on 03 February 2018 - 01:15 PM, said:

Well this is a battlefield

Yeah, and?

[VonBruinwald]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

(and anyone ever creeped out by how you are able to see the bottom half of your helmet? Does that imply that human have evolved into some weird form of elongated head shape????? DON DON DON)

That's not his helmet, that's the helmet brace where is helmet attaches to the suit.

[Bombast]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 01:16 PM, said:

Look at above screenshot again. Does that look thick to you? You look less clothed than my cousin riding bike during the summer.

We have female mechwarrior models in game, we just don't have models of female mechwarriors with absurdly large breasts.

[Y E O N N E]

razenWing, on 03 February 2018 - 01:16 PM, said:

Look at above screenshot again. Does that look thick to you? You look less clothed than my cousin riding bike during the summer.

Uh, no. The suit is not even close to being that thin. It looks like a baggy set of cargo pants to me wit ha few straps holding it closer to the leg near the knee. The lack of dramatically displaced material suggests thickness.

[Trenchbird]

Yeonne Greene, on 03 February 2018 - 01:43 PM, said:

Uh, no. The suit is not even close to being that thin. It looks like a baggy set of cargo pants to me wit ha few straps holding it closer to the leg near the knee. The lack of dramatically displaced material suggests thickness.

I don't care what gender the pilot is (However, the lack of baggyness doesn't 'Imply thickness'. You've never seen a skinny person in a form-fitting leotard, have you.). It's an androgynous self-insert that always wears the same cooling suit. Also, the old Pin-Art of 'scantily clad Mechwarrior Women' is stupid and always will be. I'd rather look like a professional than some pervert's "Thicc Mechwarrior Babe".

What I care about is the decline of cockpit quality in MWO that has been going on since the King Crab's "Look into the external arm joints from cockpit corners" problem, which still exists. A pointless frustration, yes, but presentations are still important.

Edited by Catten Hart, 03 February 2018 - 02:06 PM.

[Nema Nabojiv]

Escef, on 03 February 2018 - 01:23 PM, said:

Yeah, and?

he means its not kitchen!

[Trenchbird]

That whole 'stay in the kitchen' joke stopped being funny years ago. Stop that.

[Luminis]

Dunno about y'all, but I'd prefer to not suggest to The Black Widow she ought to sod off and make us some sandwiches...

Edited by Luminis, 03 February 2018 - 02:32 PM.

[Nema Nabojiv]

on the contrary, it became 20% more funny when people started being touchy about it

[nehebkau]

Oh good god....

So, while the author was probably just goofin' around you can expect PGI to pull someone off of something of greater value to work on this oversight. 100000 cbills says this gets looked at before any of the balance issues.

<I had too many pickles today I am quite salty>

[Trenchbird]

Nema Nabojiv, on 03 February 2018 - 02:32 PM, said:

on the contrary, it became 20% more funny when people started being touchy about it

You know, normally, I wouldn't *be* bothered by it. But if you think it's funnier because someone's actually annoyed at you with it... Well, I really can't say what I think of you on these forums, lest I get postbanned again.

[VonBruinwald]

Catten Hart, on 03 February 2018 - 02:21 PM, said:

That whole 'stay in the kitchen' joke stopped being funny years ago. Stop that.

Nema Nabojiv, on 03 February 2018 - 02:32 PM, said:

on the contrary, it became 20% more funny when people started being touchy about it

Beat me to it.

[Kargush]

Nema Nabojiv, on 03 February 2018 - 02:32 PM, said:

on the contrary, it became 20% more funny when people started being touchy about it

Careful lest you cut yourself.

[The6thMessenger]

Yeonne Greene, on 03 February 2018 - 01:08 PM, said:

Because under that bulky cooling suit you wouldn't be able to tell anyway? Except hip structure maybe.

Not true. Give the pilot a noticable bust, then we'll not even notice the large hips.

Catten Hart, on 03 February 2018 - 02:04 PM, said:

Also, the old Pin-Art of 'scantily clad Mechwarrior Women' is stupid and always will be. I'd rather look like a professional than some pervert's "Thicc Mechwarrior Babe".

You're no fun are you? Can't blame you, after the rise of the SJW, everything is being unfunnied.