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[S O L A I S]

That @#$# ain't funny.

PGI, this is false advertising and the emotional distress caused by this cruel joke is significant. I am writing this to you from my phone in the quiet room I have been placed in since my arrival at the hospital due to a mental collapse suffered when I found out I had been played.

My lawyer is telling me that we have a strong case to sue for pain and suffering.

Yet I do not want money, all I want is my Corgi.

So to fix this, this 'joke' now has to be included in game. I mean it wouldn't be any dumber than the escort mode currently in game now.

So fix this asap and restore the honour and pride to one of the nobelist of breeds known to man.

[WrathOfDeadguy]

You can still have the Corgi- in miniature, as is only fitting! It can ride into battle on your dashboard, staring at the PUGlets spectating you with its adorable little face as you show them how it's done!

Who's a good boooooy?!

[Asterod]

heeelo April the 1. ^^ the next Mech is the Drawf Daxhound ^^

[PocketYoda]

I'm just sad i can't try an lbx 40 10 ton 164kph mech... God what i'd do to all those piranha players...

[knight-of-ni]

If there was a real buy button, I would have forked out real money just to see what happened.

[yrrot]

If nothing else, the Urbie needs a corgi mask bolt on geometry once Solaris is out...

[PocketYoda]

I wanted those three colors too..

[LordNothing]

no.
im a cat person!

[yrrot]

LordNothing, on 02 April 2018 - 05:40 AM, said:

no.
im a cat person!

Oh, here we go, another "Dogs are OP" discussion.

[evilauthor]

yrrot, on 02 April 2018 - 07:05 AM, said:

Oh, here we go, another "Dogs are OP" discussion.

Of course they are. It's why Wolf's Dragoons were a protagonist faction.

[Christophe Ivanov]

I'm just trying to get past the idea this short legged Corgi thing called a combat fighting machine mech can actually go 164 kph? My god them legs must be a supersonic blur!

Edited by Christophe Ivanov, 02 April 2018 - 10:23 AM.

[JediPanther]

Corgi would win vs urbie unless it was the K9 then they'd just circle each other looking at each other's rear torso.

[Metus regem]

JediPanther, on 02 April 2018 - 10:26 AM, said:

Corgi would win vs urbie unless it was the K9 then they'd just circle each other looking at each other's rear torso.

[Snowbluff]

LordNothing, on 02 April 2018 - 05:40 AM, said:

no.
im a cat person!

I am too. But dogs are okay.

Christophe Ivanov, on 02 April 2018 - 10:23 AM, said:

I'm just trying to get past the idea this short legged Corgi thing called a combat fighting machine mech can actually go 164 kph? My god them legs must be a supersonic blur!

Maybe the short legs are the secret to the speed?

[Koniving]

Well, at least it wasn't Doge...

[Foxfire]

I will be sad if they don't make this a skin for the Urbie...

[yrrot]

No, no, not a skin. Need to be a bolt-on piece for the Urbie, like a corgi helmet/mask.

[Vellron2005]

I'm just saying.. someone on the DEV team must REALLY like Corgis..

Like.. really really..

Good one tho..

[Kiiyor]

S O L A I S, on 31 March 2018 - 11:32 PM, said:

That @#$# ain't funny.

PGI, this is false advertising and the emotional distress caused by this cruel joke is significant. I am writing this to you from my phone in the quiet room I have been placed in since my arrival at the hospital due to a mental collapse suffered when I found out I had been played.

My lawyer is telling me that we have a strong case to sue for pain and suffering.

Yet I do not want money, all I want is my Corgi.

So to fix this, this 'joke' now has to be included in game. I mean it wouldn't be any dumber than the escort mode currently in game now.

So fix this asap and restore the honour and pride to one of the nobelist of breeds known to man.

IKR

Here's me hoping to recreate one of the greatest racing spectacles on the planet (only with high explosives, which makes EVERYTHING better):

CORGI RACING



GO LOGAN HANDSOMEPANTS

[Clownwarlord]

Will dog $#!t be also a cockpit item?