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[Xannatharr]

Concerned Pilot #1: Cheekiez.... we are all here because we care about you and we want the BEST for you.

Concerned Pilot #2: We saw the things you were doing in your Pirhana last night and are worried about you.

Concerned Pilot #3: I understand that it was FUN and that it FEELS GOOD but please, it's not good for you!

Concerned Pilot #4: Cheekiez we love you and while we know that you would never hurt anyone intentionally, you have to understand that when you encounter a helpless Stalker with a terrible pilot that it is NOT okay to shoot them in the butt over and over and over and over... It's just not nice!


So Cheekiez... this intervention is brought to you by The Templars. For your own sake (and for the sanity of that poor helpless guy you murdered like 3 times in one match with your Pirhana) it is time for you to switch to IS for a while.

Come drop with us, we have Girl Scout Cookies!

[Redacted]



Regards,

Xann

Edited by draiocht, 20 June 2018 - 04:11 PM.
inappropriate reference

[Johnathan Tanner]

[Natural Predator]

The trashings will continue until moral improves

[The Basilisk]

Still the same thing as before...if you encounter certain teams and ppl that are known to exploit known imbalances and bordeline buggy balance...don't play with them.

[Johnathan Tanner]

The Basilisk, on 19 June 2018 - 12:20 PM, said:

Still the same thing as before...if you encounter certain teams and ppl that are known to exploit known imbalances and bordeline buggy balance...don't play with them.

What are you talking about? Thats not a funny comment. A few more like this and im gonna take my popcorn cat and leave.

[Q]

[Redacted]

Edited by draiocht, 20 June 2018 - 04:12 PM.
unconstructive

[UnKnownPlayer]

The Basilisk, on 19 June 2018 - 12:20 PM, said:

Still the same thing as before...if you encounter certain teams and ppl that are known to exploit known imbalances and bordeline buggy balance...don't play with them.

Shush, no tears.

Just bring more streaks, you can farm damage better too!
Wave 1 - Orion with streaks
Wave 2 - Orion with streaks
Wave 3 - Orion with streaks
Wave 4 - Assassin with streaks

AKA the Pirahna-B-Gone Deck.

[Jack Booted Thug]

UnKnownPlayer, on 19 June 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

Shush, no tears.

Just bring more streaks, you can farm damage better too!
Wave 1 - Orion with streaks
Wave 2 - Orion with streaks
Wave 3 - Orion with streaks
Wave 4 - Assassin with streaks

AKA the Pirahna-B-Gone Deck.

Will Atlas with streaks instead of lurms work too? Or just leave the lurms?

[Bishop Six]

I like how Piranhas are plopping when you streak them.

[Xannatharr]

UnKnownPlayer, on 19 June 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

Shush, no tears.

Just bring more streaks, you can farm damage better too!
Wave 1 - Orion with streaks
Wave 2 - Orion with streaks
Wave 3 - Orion with streaks
Wave 4 - Assassin with streaks

AKA the Pirahna-B-Gone Deck.

NEW FROM BLAMMO AS SEEN ON TV* IT'S....

PIRHANA-B-GONE

*not for sale in stores, does not kill Pirhana battlemechs, does not increase FP match scores, does not smell good, side effects include ******** in your cockpit, sneezing blood and buying mechpacks

Q, on 19 June 2018 - 12:46 PM, said:

[Redacted]

[Redacted]

Edited by draiocht, 20 June 2018 - 04:13 PM.
Quote Clean-Up, unconstructive

[justcallme A S H]

Inb4lock

Simply cause you mentioned another player and that apparently means name-n-shame.

[Xannatharr]

justcallme A S H, on 19 June 2018 - 02:03 PM, said:

Inb4lock

Simply cause you mentioned another player and that apparently means name-n-shame.

Hopefully that fate will not befall this thread... it is destined for greatness!

[Kubernetes]

justcallme A S H, on 19 June 2018 - 02:03 PM, said:

Inb4lock

Simply cause you mentioned another player and that apparently means name-n-shame.

What shame? Have we really gotten to the point where a man can't proudly and openly machine gun a Stalker in the butt? Has the world gone mad?

Edited by Kubernetes, 19 June 2018 - 03:23 PM.

[Leggin Ho]

Cheekiez you Da Man......

Complainers..... it's a damn game and folks enjoy it different ways so let them be them and you be you instead of flinging the SALT and whatever imbalance crap your flinging.

[justcallme A S H]

Kubernetes, on 19 June 2018 - 03:22 PM, said:

What shame? Have we really gotten to the point where a man can't proudly and openly machine gun a Stalker in the butt? Has the world gone mad?

Well you can... Just don't dare speak of it around hurrr or said who did it. People might get, offended.

Xannatharr, on 19 June 2018 - 03:13 PM, said:

Hopefully that fate will not befall this thread... it is destined for greatness!

Well so do I... But you know what I'm talkin about!

[Grus]

THIS IS gold...

[Grus]

I think this is my fault guys... I remember the last time I had CHEEKIES on the red side.. it didn't end well for him.. I was in my orion2c... he was in a awesome,or a mauler.. couldn't tell... I got behind him and in no time vaporized his backside with liberal use of dakka and serms. He even said that next time I do that I should take him to dinner first. ... I'm not proud of it if it has led him down this path. And for that I am sorry..

CHEEKIES.. get help..

Ragnar Baron Leiningen, on 19 June 2018 - 12:11 PM, said:

The BEATINGS will continue until moral improves

FIFY

Bishop Six, on 19 June 2018 - 01:16 PM, said:

I like how Piranhas are plopping when you streak them.

yeah ive noticed that IS ssrms are 85% going right to the CT of what they are shootong at.

Edited by Grus, 19 June 2018 - 04:00 PM.

[Xannatharr]

Here are the Jarl's list stats for the pilot Cheekiez was doing it to - name redacted to protect this poor soul. He has already suffered enough from the horrifying Pirhana [Redacted] that Cheekiez administered!!

[Redacted]

Yes, this guy actually exists and drops CW a good bit.. I have never seen him top 250 damage with 4 mechs.

Shame on your Cheekiez! Step away from the Pirhana and come back to the light!

Xann

Edited by draiocht, 20 June 2018 - 04:18 PM.
inappropriate reference/language, name & shame policy (leaderboard stats identifiable)

[Grus]

Xannatharr, on 19 June 2018 - 07:23 PM, said:

Here are the Jarl's list stats for the pilot Cheekiez was doing it to - name redacted to protect this poor soul. He has already suffered enough from the horrifying Pirhana [Redacted] that Cheekiez administered!!

[Redacted]

Yes, this guy actually exists and drops CW a good bit.. I have never seen him top 250 damage with 4 mechs.

Shame on your Cheekiez! Step away from the Pirhana and come back to the light!

Xann

wait... is that...


A 0%er?!?!??!?!?!??



its like seeing a unicorn... or a leprechaun... or Carl Vickers....

Edited by draiocht, 20 June 2018 - 04:18 PM.
Quote Clean-Up

[Nightbird]

UnKnownPlayer, on 19 June 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

Shush, no tears.

Just bring more streaks, you can farm damage better too!
Wave 1 - Orion with streaks
Wave 2 - Orion with streaks
Wave 3 - Orion with streaks
Wave 4 - Assassin with streaks

AKA the Pirahna-B-Gone Deck.

Orions?... ORIONS...? Everyone knows you streak with two 9xStreak6 Cyclops and then 2 streak assassins.