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#1
Posted 23 October 2018 - 10:27 PM
The Inner Sphere Mercenary Outfit is recruiting!
We are an active Faction Warfare unit that specializes in fast-paced brawling and drinking brown liquor.
While having experience in Faction Warfare or Competitive Play is a plus, it is not required to join.
As long as you are confident in your skills as a brawler, we will welcome you with open arms.
If the physical removal of Clanners turns you on, then ISMO is the unit for you!
Please contact J a y#7987 or Huitzilihuitl#9247 on Discord if you're interested in joining!
We are an active Faction Warfare unit that specializes in fast-paced brawling and drinking brown liquor.
While having experience in Faction Warfare or Competitive Play is a plus, it is not required to join.
As long as you are confident in your skills as a brawler, we will welcome you with open arms.
If the physical removal of Clanners turns you on, then ISMO is the unit for you!
Please contact J a y#7987 or Huitzilihuitl#9247 on Discord if you're interested in joining!
#2
Posted 23 October 2018 - 11:50 PM
FACT: Joining Ismo will make women* find you attractive* and charming*
#3
Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:53 AM
If you've ever wanted to go the speed of a Formula 1 driver with all the brawling gusto and spirit of the Swedish Chef after hours, ISMO is for you.
If you've ever wanted to protect the IS from filthy Clanners, traitorous mercenaries or Spaceballs Time Warner (sometimes called Comstar), ISMO is for you.
If you want to learn what the Corn Cleanse is, boost your confidence in running into Clan firing lines with smoking AC/20's in hand, and want to relax with a bunch of strange and inclusive weirdos for (almost) daily FP and QP drop nights, ISMO is for you.
Come on board or be a smelly clanner.
If you've ever wanted to protect the IS from filthy Clanners, traitorous mercenaries or Spaceballs Time Warner (sometimes called Comstar), ISMO is for you.
If you want to learn what the Corn Cleanse is, boost your confidence in running into Clan firing lines with smoking AC/20's in hand, and want to relax with a bunch of strange and inclusive weirdos for (almost) daily FP and QP drop nights, ISMO is for you.
Come on board or be a smelly clanner.
#4
Posted 24 October 2018 - 02:09 AM
Reported for calling clanners mean names
#6
Posted 24 October 2018 - 08:29 AM
Dropping with ISMO is good fun. I recommend it for everyone. New and veteran.
#10
Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:46 PM
HUGS FOR JOHN
JOIN ISMO
JOIN ISMO
#11
Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:52 PM
If you want a sample of how ISMO plays:
#12
Posted 24 October 2018 - 07:02 PM
ISMO is the best Toto cover band in the inner sphere.
#13
Posted 24 October 2018 - 07:53 PM
If you want to watch J a y commit suicide by running into a 500 clan lrms in a black jack
and you capitalize off of his death by head shoting the mad cat with you dual heavy gauss
ISMO may be for you !
and you capitalize off of his death by head shoting the mad cat with you dual heavy gauss
ISMO may be for you !
#14
Posted 24 October 2018 - 08:14 PM
Look, the only small joy in this game is beating clanners. Join ISMO, beat clanners, be happy for a few more minutes until you sink back into the bleak, dark, ennui that is existing.
#15
Posted 24 October 2018 - 10:13 PM
Surat! Insulting the legacy of the noble Kerensky with your freebirth, juvenile insults!? The mighty warriors of the clans will....... ****, I kinda forgot how to "clan" properly on the forums....Dear Coordinator? Am I close? Unmanned..... I know..... You dare refuse my batchall?!
Whew, probably no one noticed how bad I was there.....i think I won this round.
Whew, probably no one noticed how bad I was there.....i think I won this round.
#16
Posted 25 October 2018 - 03:09 AM
[mod]This thread has been moved to
Factions - Merc Corps.[/mod]
Factions - Merc Corps.[/mod]
#18
Posted 25 October 2018 - 03:06 PM
I take it you folks only do Discord?
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