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[Sergeant Destroy]

TAKe THE TAWP

[Potatomasher69]

Sergeant Destroy, on 11 February 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:

TAKe THE TAWP

High ground is superior, even if my weapons hang at my waist

[Steel Raven]

Sergeant Destroy, on 11 February 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:

TAKe THE TAWP

... Are you one of the guys on the team who rushed the basement on HPG manifold last night and then hid there for the rest of the match? Now that was funny.

"You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!"

[StarCmdr]

A guy piloting a Corsair with one AC5, one ER Large, three LRM-5 and TAG (LRMs and the TAG in one weapongroup in chainfire mode).
He got killed by a Piranha or Cheetah (can't remember) and rages: "If you wanna shoot people in the back, play call of duty!?&$@"

[RJF Volkodav]

GG

[Dee Eight]

PhilTKaswahl, on 08 February 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

From what I remember the few times I ended up on the same team as him in tiers 5 and 4, and sometimes still in 3, RWTumbleweed seems to be playing one. Usually goes around "shotcalling" in a Locust PB or an ECM Raven but rarely shoots back and/or overextends and gets ****** up by the enemy team. His calls also hindered more than helped more often than not.

Can't tell if he's a dedicated troll purposely ******* with lower tiers or if he's just that bad.

He and everyone else in his unit are JUST that bad. Seing the NWRT unit tag on the team roster says I'm going to have to carry more than just myself.

[Appogee]

Best QP joke...?

PGI's Matchmaker.

PGI actually coded a matchmaker that creates teams based on perpetually-increasing PSR tiers, instead of useful and available data like average match score, KMDs per match and unit affiliation.

[JediPanther]

Me in any assault mech. You know I'll be the first to die. Oddly enough I had my best assault match this week using the stalker with lrm20x2 4xmls and ssrm6x2 breaking 1,200 dmg for the first time when I normally get 200 at most.

[Prototelis]

PUSHA PUSHA PUSHA

[General Solo]

Dudes who were once potatoes (and maybe still are) calling others potatoes

Edited by OZHomerOZ, 15 October 2019 - 03:55 AM.

[General Solo]

Two Dudes connect to a TS looking to group up for a game

Dude 1 says: Wanna group up?
Dude 2 says: Maybe, you any good?

Dude1 says. Mang I get 500 every game.

Dude 1 and 2 proceed to play with Dude 1 getting sub 200 every game

Dude 2 says: 500 every game my A$$ and declines friend request.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol

[Prototelis]

Not believing you can make tier 3 as a cadet.

[Cold Soul]

A Really Old Clan Dude, on 11 February 2019 - 07:36 PM, said:

That person who has played 1000+ games who still shouts every game

"I'm a NOOB, go easy on me"

I think they mean KNOB.

Edited by Cold Soul, 22 February 2020 - 06:07 AM.

[Novakaine]

[CFC Conky]

Steel Raven, on 12 February 2019 - 12:05 PM, said:

... Are you one of the guys on the team who rushed the basement on HPG manifold last night and then hid there for the rest of the match? Now that was funny.

"You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!"

[Kusok Myasa]

Sergeant Destroy, on 11 February 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:

TAKe THE TAWP

this and "Don't nascar" are the most common phrases i hear. lol

[martian]

Quote

Russ Bullock:
You could create a very high-quality, top-tier product, and ship it in a F2P model, and it could be very successful.

But you went with the minimally-viable product instead ....

[Bistrorider]

There is one saying in my country: "There were three brothers. First went left, second went right, and the third went with them".

Edited by Bistrorider, 23 February 2020 - 08:03 AM.

[Jackal Noble]

Everyone is tier 1

[RickySpanish]

Kusok Myasa, on 22 February 2020 - 10:49 PM, said:

this and "Don't nascar" are the most common phrases i hear. lol

Taking the top does tend to work though.