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[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Really guys? Twilight? <goes back to watching 13th Warrior>

[Skoll]

Got a problem with your masculinity, Skwi?

[Fetladral]

Only real men (who understand biology and why the edward/bella relationship would utterly fail) can talk about twilight.

(I'll explain just to disaude any actual followers. Only took 5 seconds of thought and I actually hate twilight enough to make 10 fusion reactors go up, I hope everyone is old enough but I'll try to keep it pg-13)

Vampire's don't breathe therefore their heart doesn't beat which means their blood doesn't circulate meaning the obvious something that males need blood for to happen when, uh, happy. Don't make me have to spell it out.

Edited by Fetladral, 18 April 2012 - 05:57 PM.

[SteelBear]

Skoll-, on 18 April 2012 - 05:28 PM, said:

Got a problem with your masculinity, Skwi?

I believe he just has a problem with stupid books and movies that never should have been published/produced.

[Damon Howe]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, on 18 April 2012 - 05:23 PM, said:

Really guys? Twilight? <goes back to watching 13th Warrior>

Skoll-, on 18 April 2012 - 05:28 PM, said:

Got a problem with your masculinity, Skwi?

Fetladral, on 18 April 2012 - 05:45 PM, said:

Only real men (who understand biology and why the edward/bella relationship would utterly fail) can talk about twilight.

(I'll explain just to disaude any actual followers. Only took 5 seconds of thought and I actually hate twilight enough to make 10 fusion reactors go up, I hope everyone is old enough but I'll try to keep it pg-13)

Vampire's don't breathe therefore their heart doesn't beat which means their blood doesn't circulate meaning the obvious something that males need blood for to happen when, uh, happy. Don't make me have to spell it out.

SteelBear, on 18 April 2012 - 07:37 PM, said:

I believe he just has a problem with stupid books and movies that never should have been published/produced.

All I'm gonna say about this is, thanks to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, whenever I hear or see the word "Twilight", I immediately think of Twilight Sparkle, and any reference to significantly bastardized vampires catered for teenage girls takes at least 10 seconds of significantly dedicated thought before it sinks in. And that, my friends, is magic.

Thank you Hasbro!!! *Downs another tankard of mead*

[Skoll]

I can at least poke fun at Twilight. MLP just instantly fills me up with this atomic reaction of hatred.

[ScrewCityChris]

Skoll-, on 18 April 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

I can at least poke fun at Twilight. MLP just instantly fills me up with this atomic reaction of hatred.

Great, you will totally hate the birthday cake I bought you

[Mechanus]

See? At SoR you get both MLP/Brony talk and Twilight! What are you waiting for? Sign up already!!!

[Damon Howe]

Skoll-, on 18 April 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

I can at least poke fun at Twilight. MLP just instantly fills me up with this atomic reaction of hatred.

Huh....I'm exactly vice versa of you..."Twilight" (the book movie) *takes out flamethrower*

[Skoll]

ScrewCityChris, on 19 April 2012 - 12:04 AM, said:

Great, you will totally hate the birthday cake I bought you

I don't eat cake, so that is fine.

Damon Howe, on 19 April 2012 - 06:14 AM, said:

Huh....I'm exactly vice versa of you..."Twilight" (the book movie) *takes out flamethrower*

I actually read the first Twilight back in 2008/9 to see what all the hype was about. It felt like a thousand pointy forks stabbing my brain with every sentence read.

[Trevnor]

Hrm, yes... A merc recruitment thread degrading into a discussion between Twilight the horrible movie/books written by a hack, and MLP, which has a target demographic for kids between the age of 6 and 12....

Come on guys, we are VIKINGS!!! More talk about mead and wenches I say!!!

*hick*

I'm just going to down another mug of mead...

[Dihm]

Who else loves Ke$ha?

[Skoll]

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT, I AIN'T COMING BACK

[Krell Ravenkissed]

Kinsmen die cattle die so to must edward cullen's die. so say's the All Father.!

[Damon Howe]

Lt Trevnor, on 19 April 2012 - 08:56 AM, said:

Hrm, yes... A merc recruitment thread degrading into a discussion between Twilight the horrible movie/books written by a hack, and MLP, which has a target demographic for kids between the age of 6 and 12....

Come on guys, we are VIKINGS!!! More talk about mead and wenches I say!!!

*hick*

I'm just going to down another mug of mead...

What? What park about tactical rainbow nukes is not manly? "Its a...giant....rainbow...mushroom. Maybe its FRIENDLY!!!"

Fact: Rainbow mushrooms are friendly. You should eat them.

[Fetladral]

FINALLY A PROPER USE FOR IT!!!!



rainbow mushroom clouds? is it paul's mech going critical?

I have been trying to recruit a bit at school at least for the game a little for the Shield wall.

We should cross the channel and sack britain FOR MEAD AND WENCHES. Oh and to get more metal to ... make stuff... maybe pointy ends for our spears?

[Trevnor]

Fetladral, on 19 April 2012 - 10:10 AM, said:

We should cross the channel and sack britain FOR MEAD AND WENCHES. Oh and to get more metal to ... make stuff... maybe pointy ends for our spears?

Metal horns to weld to our 'mechs.

[Solis Obscuri]

Dihm, on 18 April 2012 - 01:36 PM, said:

I think it's Battletech in general, women seem more rare here than in fantasy settings.

Yeah, seriously, ***?

If middle-aged fat guys can get hot chicks to drape over their 100ton hunks of "Detroit Iron" that travel at about 54kph (downhill), you'd think there'd be be more Atlas groupies...

[Watchit]

I agree with Damon! I see nothing non-manly from tactical Rain-nukes!

Fetladral, on 19 April 2012 - 10:10 AM, said:

rainbow mushroom clouds? is it paul's mech going critical?

Nah, Paul's mech burst into a pink mushroom cloud when it goes critical, duh!

[Fetladral]

Solis Obscuri, on 19 April 2012 - 07:24 PM, said:

Yeah, seriously, ***?

If middle-aged fat guys can get hot chicks to drape over their 100ton hunks of "Detroit Iron" that travel at about 54kph (downhill), you'd think there'd be be more Atlas groupies...

Atlas groupies... are they like the gundam girls but they wear an atlas costume?