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#1 shaytalis

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:18 PM

Post your favorite advice that everyone evangelizes about but nobody ever follows themselves.

#2 FupDup

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:19 PM

Stop rotating!

#3 Doktorbike

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:19 PM

'MWO is a team game'

#4 shaytalis

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:21 PM

View PostFupDup, on 09 May 2019 - 12:19 PM, said:

Stop rotating!

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#5 VonBruinwald

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 12:45 PM

Share armour...

#6 - World Eater -

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 01:08 PM

"You guys are ******* useless and suck at this game". Same player also dies pretty much immediately after the match starts.

Edit: So their advice to others is to not suck.

Edited by - World Eater -, 09 May 2019 - 01:09 PM.


#7 BackShot

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 01:31 PM

Take the high ground.

#8 PhoenixFire55

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 01:33 PM

Push?

#9 HammerMaster

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 02:34 PM

Move up.

#10 Acersecomic

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 02:38 PM

It would be hypocritical to dish out advice you yourself do not follow.
I've died many times to uphold my values on morals.
What about you? Are you warriors or blind chicken?

#11 Bowelhacker

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 02:56 PM

It's not advice, but people say hello and I deliberately don't say it back...

#12 Knight Captain Morgan

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:15 PM

View PostPhoenixFire55, on 09 May 2019 - 01:33 PM, said:

Push?

Nailed it. Based on their actions, the definition of “push” is ‘draw enemy fire fire me while I stay here and shoot at them’.

Edited by Andres Gomez, 09 May 2019 - 03:17 PM.


#13 GuardDogg

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:20 PM

Lets plan an ambush.

#14 Mystere

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:30 PM

View Postshaytalis, on 09 May 2019 - 12:18 PM, said:

Post your favorite advice that everyone evangelizes about but nobody ever follows themselves.


"Share your armor!" -- Says the countless players that use teammates as meatshields. Posted Image

#15 Valdarion Silarius

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:53 PM

Stop nascar and turn around and face the enemy team head on if they are nascaring. Potato team mates might be shocked on how effective this strategy is.

#16 Alexandros

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:30 PM

Create your own built for each of your mechs and test them, never rely on other players creations.

#17 LordNothing

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:42 PM

shoot them!

View PostAndres Gomez, on 09 May 2019 - 03:15 PM, said:

Nailed it. Based on their actions, the definition of “push” is ‘draw enemy fire fire me while I stay here and shoot at them’.


aggression is lostech.

Edited by LordNothing, 09 May 2019 - 04:43 PM.


#18 Karl Streiger

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:23 AM

View Postshaytalis, on 09 May 2019 - 12:18 PM, said:

Post your favorite advice that everyone evangelizes about but nobody ever follows themselves.

what about: follow me - never have seen a guy that followed his own advice Posted Image

#19 Thorn Hallis

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 04:26 AM

Buy a Mechpack

#20 LordNothing

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 05:16 AM

take top!





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