And before anyone tries to bury me in avalanche of abuse here... just don't.... seriously don't, if you don't like what I have to say here feel free to skip the rest of my post and move along, and be thankful that you have the choice, whereas all those of us trapped in a match with what sounds like an old married couple at counseling or a arm-chair warrior from hell... well we are trapped... and it suuuuuuuuuuucks! lol
Additionally if you are a good commander, you will add to the game and make us a better team and trust me us plebs want all the guidance you can give, and love getting target call outs. If you are the guy who is yelling at people after you have been killed about how everyone sucks and let you down? you are not a great commander, you need work.
Here is a list of helpful tips to consider before chatting
1- If you are about to say something you would not say to someone standing next to you with a hammer... don't say it.
2- If you would be embarrassed to hear your child speak in the same way?... don't say it.
3- If you are angry.... count to ten
A) if after ten you are still angry? keep counting
4- If you what you are about to say is abusive? screw yourself and... don't say it
5- If you have some advice that will help a player get better and there is a lull in which he can process the advice.... please do!
I love you all and want you to know that if you wankers don't calm the hell down in matches I am going to tell the Karma Fairy and she is going to come to your houses and give you bad gas.
Johnny..... Johnny Slam

























