I'm laughing just thinking about how that would look. Strangely smiling as well knowing someone will.
I'm sure you could setup Dragon NaturallySpeaking. Build voice command macros for the keyboard controls.
The match starts... The MW pilot stares blankly at the screens. Calmly shouts:
"Mech: powerup"
"Mech: display map"
"Teamspeak: Looks Lance lets hold on or behind the ridge of map D6/7 We got good overwatch either way they come"
"Mech: display map"
"Mech: Forward Slow"
"Mech: Swing Right"
"Mech: Center"
"Mech: Forward Fast"
"Mech: STOP"
"Mech: Back Slow"
"Mech: STOP"
"Mech: ZOOM MAX"
"Mech: Swing Left"
"Mech: Swing Right"
"Teamspeak: Can't see jack with the rain and fog, remember switch to thermals. Lance hold tight till we got targets."
"Mech: Thermal"
"Mech: Swing Left"
"Mech: Swing Right"
"Mech: Stop"
"Teamspeak: Looks like we got
Catapults 1.5K+ making break for the southern plateaus and an Atlas further back."
"Mech: Swing Right"
"Mech: Swing Left"
"Mech: Stop"
"Teamspeak: We got Awesome on the mountain top, along with some hunchbacks and Jennier. Hold tight, stay power down. Looks like the Hunchbacks are using the ridge for cover and heading down to the north Industrial Plant. Jennier's moving fast towards our drop point in the open, ignore him. Awesome is over the ridge and foolishly in the open. Long range support prepare to engage on my mark."
"Mech: Target"
"Globalspeak: Mechwarriors there is no dishonor in powering down your mechs. This small outpost and planet is rightfully rule by House Kurita. Our
Tai-shu Takashi has promise sanctuary for those who do so. In fact if you do and swear loyalty to the House and Leaders, you may keep your Mech and find fare compensation for service within the house. There is no place for dishonorable Mercenaries within the empire."
"Globalspeak: Ahh I can see from those PPC blasts that is it no. Your mistake. You will now burn in the Dragon's fire."
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Teamspeak: Long range support, power up. Target the Awesome. Don't stay crested on that rigde too long."
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Back Slow"
"Teamspeak: Stay focus on the Awesome. Ignore the Jennier. Close support power up deal with any fast movers between drop point and the ridge."
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Forward Slow"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Slow Left"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Stop"
"Mech: BACK FAST"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Override"
"Mech: BACK FAST"
"Mech: ZOOM ONE"
"Teamspeak: Watch the friendly fire. Stay focused on the Awesome. Close support clear that Jennier. Dang were getting rained on by those far Catapults."
"Mech: Forward FAST"
"Mech: Left FAST"
"Teamspeak: Nice work awesome down. Everyone west of the ridge. Move north. We got those Hunchbacks on us from the north. Let's go for the laser boat."
"Mech: Target"
"Mech: Target"
"Mech: Target"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Left FAST"
"Mech: Center"
"Mech: Stop"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Thermal"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Left SLOW"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: BACK FAST"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Center"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: BACK RIGHT"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Override"
"Mech: Target"
"Teamspeak: Frack. something in the Drop point. Everyone left regroup at there and call targets and clear."
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Left SLOW"
"Mech: Missiles FIRE"
"Mech: Center"
"Mech: Forward Fast"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Teamspeak: Nice shot. I'm out of missiles, switching to close support get those
Catapults clear."
"Mech: Target"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Lasers FIRE"
"Mech: Override"
"Teamspeak: ahhh There's an Atlas. This isn't going to end well."
"Mech: Target"
"Mech: Center"
"Mech: Forward Fast"
"globalspeak:
Banzai!"
Edited by Mason2501, 27 July 2012 - 02:42 PM.