Well! I have the perfect solution!
INTRODUCING!!!! HIRING A RESPECTABLE COMMUNITY MEMBER!
Now, it can't just be any old community member. As we all know, some FOUNDers have been FOUND...Lacking. HO HO! No! This ensures that we have a voice, a guy that cares and knows what we want.
I first and foremost nominate our crimson chin...A S H!
Why would you nominate him may you ask? Easy! Lets go over the basics.
1. He is an ********. He'll even tell you. And if there is anything to be said about *** holes, is that they're honest. He won't beat around the bush with you. If he thinks you're an idiot, he'll say it.
2. He gets **** done. Need I say anymore?
3. He isn't an idiot. Hear me out, you wouldn't be the top 30 as an idiot. You'd be using LRMs and bragging about the damage. That isn't A S H.
4. He actually cares. Remember all that data collecting? Large part of him was because he promoted it.
9. He'd actually promote the game. Think about it. He's this dedicated to just get people on board to fixing this game, it'd make perfect sense to have him as some overpaid advertisement.
400. His chin. Look at it. Love it. Make love to it. I don't know. Don't look at me, I don't have a problem.
3. Call me.
Edit - if you have any suggestions other than A S H, you're dumb.
Edited by DrtyDshSoap, 18 March 2021 - 04:00 AM.