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#21 Alaskan Viking

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 01:55 PM

View PostSolis Obscuri, on 11 January 2012 - 01:48 AM, said:

The Sherman was more like a Centurion that got deployed too often against assault mechs and wound up with a bad reputation as a result.

The Urbanmech is more like a field gun mounted on a flat-bed truck to use as an improvised tank destroyer.


I meant as in cheap, economical, incredably adaptable, and effective against all but the most insanely huge opponents.


View PostAdridos, on 11 January 2012 - 07:44 AM, said:


No, I think it is really perfect. The Shermans were too, as Aegis said: "cheap, ugly and destined to be trashed". :P

They even exploded after the first shot in the beggining of their service. Only problem with them is that, unlike Urbies, they couldn't roll the legendary 12. :P


Sherman tanks were great tanks in 1942 when they first saw combat in Africa; against Panzer II and III's they were great, even the M3 Grant was workable. And the US tested several tanks after that which were roughly equivalent to the German Panther and Russian T-34. T-20 Series medium tank, the United States had the technology and production capability to mass produce good tanks, the problem was with Doctrine.

At the time, the US followed the "tank destroyer" doctrine, which called for two separate armor cores, one a using regular tanks, which US doctrine saw as primarily an infantry support weapon, so we saw the Sherman using the M3 75mm GENERAL PURPOSE (which was actually SUPERB at destroying bunkers, buildings, gun emplacements, etc, in support of infantry.) until the very end of the war. the second was the "tank destroyer" core equipped with fast moving light armored vehicles, but which had effective anti tank weapons; 76mm and 90mm guns, and these weapons could kill even a tiger, the 90mm on the Pershing could pierce the Tiger's frontal glacis plate dead on.

The theory was that the tanks would support the infantry, and whenever enemy armor was encountered they would call in the tank destroyers who would swoop in and destroy the enemy armor. It didn't work. Infantry support tanks frequently fought meeting engagements against enemy armor with no friendly tank destroyers anywhere to be seen, and a study conducted after the war found that a majority of the shells fired by Tank Destroyers where high explosive, not armor piercing, aka, Tank Destroyers were used as a regular infantry support tank most of the time. After the war, this lead to the abandoning of the tank destroyer doctrine and the creation of the Main Battle Tank.

So since the Sherman was so great as an infantry support tank, why slow down production to change factory tooling to make newer designs, such as the Germans did? The bean counters in Washington decided not to.

But the Sherman was a good tank, the easy eight with the HVSS suspension was a very mobile tank, with the addition of safe wet ammo storage, it no longer would "light on the first strike", and the with the adition of the 76mm and British 17lbdr guns, they could take out German armor. The fact that the Israelis used Shermans until the 1970's speaks volumes as to the tank's adaptability.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 02:04 PM

As a Denver resident I have to say that you just ruined the Urbanmech for me. I loved it's design, it's function, and it's overall badassery. Now I just picture a lance of Urbies "Tebowing" in the middle of a battlefield after taking down an Atlas.

*Note that although I live in Denver, I was born in Green Bay so I'm a Packers fan. I still don't buy into the Tebow sensation.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 02:17 PM

Urbanmechs are top heavy.

If one tried to Tebow, it would only succeed in tipping over and puncturing its canopy with its outstretched autocannon.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostAdamBaines, on 10 January 2012 - 01:32 PM, said:

You can say the following about either one and its true:

1) Does not have your prototypical skill set for the role, but still gets the job done.
True enough

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2) Sorely lacking in some areas, but dynamic and inspiring in others.
Tebow is lucky, not inspiring. Urbie is neither inspiring or dynamic. Just cool.

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3) Take them out of their comfort zone and their weaknesses are shown.
True enough.

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4) Build a plan around what they do best and you look like a hero.
The Urbie does cheap best. It''s not a hero, it's simply cool to win in.

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5) Humble and authentic (they are what they are and are OK with that).
Tebow is laughingstock. Urbie is humble.

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6) For most people, you either hate them or love them.
This is true. I hate Tebow, I wub Urbie.

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7) Can make you look silly if you underestimate them.
True enough, though i don't give Tebow any credit for their making the playoffs, Broncos are a mediocre team still, they've simply been lucky.

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Anybody else?


#25 Solis Obscuri

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 06:34 PM

View Postrevanus, on 11 January 2012 - 02:17 PM, said:

Urbanmechs are top heavy.

If one tried to Tebow, it would only succeed in tipping over and puncturing its canopy with its outstretched autocannon.

LoL. Glad I'm not the only one wondering how that would work! :P

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 07:25 PM

The Urbie is better than Tim Tebow will ever be.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 09:19 PM

I hate you so much right now, OP

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 11:02 AM

i prefer to think Tim Tebow is the Urbanmech of the NFL


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Edited by Dagger6T6, 12 January 2012 - 11:05 AM.


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Posted 12 January 2012 - 11:08 AM

View Postbota-49, on 11 January 2012 - 02:04 PM, said:

As a Denver resident I have to say that you just ruined the Urbanmech for me. I loved it's design, it's function, and it's overall badassery. Now I just picture a lance of Urbies "Tebowing" in the middle of a battlefield after taking down an Atlas.

*Note that although I live in Denver, I was born in Green Bay so I'm a Packers fan. I still don't buy into the Tebow sensation.


well with you being from Greenbay when Tim "tebows" he is just praying to Aaron Rodgers so no big deal to you :ph34r:

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:52 PM

I thought the Urbanmech looked like Humpty Dumpty, blast it apart with Gauss and such, looks like Humpty took a Dumpty off Hoover Dam...

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:56 PM

Lol now that's a feature we should ask about. Anyway we can get mechs that can "Tebow"? Specifically after winning Solaris arena matches? That would be Awesome!(especially in an Awesome)

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 12:18 AM

What's a Tebow?

Edited by Bale, 13 January 2012 - 12:18 AM.


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Posted 13 January 2012 - 05:53 AM

View PostDagger6T6, on 12 January 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

i prefer to think Tim Tebow is the Urbanmech of the NFL


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Just to confirm, not all Urbie variants wear hats like that. For example, the UM-60HEF prefers a velvet smoking jacket, monogrammed foot actuators and a pipe. It's a flexible design.

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 10:02 AM

View PostBernardo Sinibaldi, on 13 January 2012 - 05:53 AM, said:


Just to confirm, not all Urbie variants wear hats like that. For example, the UM-60HEF prefers a velvet smoking jacket, monogrammed foot actuators and a pipe. It's a flexible design.


that really is one classy variant... i'm still liking the UM-60MRP which retains the tophat but adds a monocle and ivory tipped cane... but really how can you go wrong?

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Posted 13 January 2012 - 09:40 PM

Wow, even the deskWarriors are hatin on poor Tebow!

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 07:58 AM

View PostBale, on 13 January 2012 - 12:18 AM, said:

What's a Tebow?

That box you record mythbusters on.





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