"Ach!!! What type of piddle did the sky lords set upon us now?" Before the short and rangy man, is a group of brawny men. Physically fit men, of every age and size. "Aye there, you!" The rangy man, a shepherd by his look and kit, points at a youngish man, perhaps 24, maybe 28 cycles old, standing toward the back of the congregation of 15 or so men. The man has a welcoming face, a face that obviously smiles a fair amount, but still has flint in his hardening blue eyes. "Yes sir!" Is the shouted response. Yes, You there boy, come here. Look lively man." The man, a recruit actually, carefully avoids pushing anyone out of his way as he rushes to the front to face his new master, his new challenge. "Where ya from boy?" The accent part Highlander, part Solaris street, and something not quite explainable. "Aye, I see. Let me ask you this; does your mother love ya son?" Surprised at the question, trying to figure out the trap being laid for him, he, hesitates, and then replies. The instructor looks at his charge, this recruit with a look of bewilderment and disappointment. "What do you mean? You think so? What kind of a son gives an answer like that? What is wrong? You thought her milk was sour, and ya bite the paps that fed ya?" The recruit answers, but is cut off by the sneering instructor." So you now say, she loves ya? Good! Now listen closely..." The shepherd YELLS," Your mother aint here HERE!!! An none of these pretty bairns ye come here be give’n a shipp’s(sheep’s) ***** if'n ya's live'n or dye'n boy! If ya be think'n t'other, or, even if'n they be think'n be care'n bout such, that will soon change! Do you know why your’n here, you big ugly excuse of a Scot? Highlander?my stinking arse. If the your'n group tis considered da best the Highlanders av (have), God elp us! We and the future's doomed. Why are you looking at me? Did I tell ya, you'n could be look'n at me?" Now, in a quiet and smooth, yet rasping whisper, which hinted at caring, suggested hope, though truly filled with sarcasm, the shepherd asks, "What is it boy? You look as if'n ya be angerd, did I hurt your girly little feelings? Oh, I see I av. Stepping back a meter or so, he points to the group of mixed Highlanders, officers, privates, sergeants. “Boy, ya may be a Senior NCO where you come from, but here, ya be a mewling kitten. This once I will give ya a chance to satisfy the anger of you'n girlish soul. Pick three of yoan girlfriends there" pointing at the group of men,"and beat me to hell if ya can, otherwise get on yoan knees & lick ma boots!!!" Picking 1, 2, 3, the men move in coordination to attack the smaller rangy shepherd/instructor. When it was done, the entire group of would be attackers, are, unconscious, two with broken bones the SNCO laying in a pile of his own vomit. With a pleasant grin, reminiscent of the Jack'o lantern of "The Winter's Day Feast," the shepherd looks at the remaining group, pauses to look them all in the eye, then without mirth or gravity emotionlessly speaks, "You can help your new enemies to the infirmary. You are all volunteers, you stupid basswords." Turning away the shepherd/instructor thinks.......
Edited by plodder, 28 October 2012 - 02:01 PM.