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[Kaemon]

We can only hope that as soon as Paul's team lost that battle, they promptly walked over and smashed the entire box of cookies into bits on the table...then flipped it over.

[Tremble Wolf]

Rabbit Blacksun, on 12 January 2012 - 11:51 PM, said:

- gets ready for passing out of the ritualistic pitch forks and torches~

Quick pass them out, form up rabble in arms! (I'll take a torch rather than a pitchfork thank you.)

[Gozer]

Tremble Wolf, on 30 March 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Quick pass them out, form up rabble in arms! (I'll take a torch rather than a pitchfork thank you.)

Rabble rabble rabble rabble

[Felicitatem Parco]

"Yes, but standing out here yelling "Rabble rabble rabble" isn't going to help anything."

[Chuckie]

[plodder]

Hee hee hee. Cookies, cleavage, backstabbing, and rabble rousing! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!

Now if we only had some Benny , or Monte...

Edited by plodder, 31 March 2012 - 10:28 AM.

[guardian wolf]

Paul, get the choppa ready, we might have to get out, again.

Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

[Felicitatem Parco]

<voice_Arnold>
GET DAWOUN!
</voice_Arnold>

Edited by Prosperity Park, 31 March 2012 - 09:53 PM.

[soulfire]

How about a Paul Voodoo doll on a string as a premium item also...Stick pins are extra

[soulfire]

Thanks to Paul and others for these posts I've laughed so much this evening reading them, I really needed the laugh . Keep up good work with the blow by blow action...esp the" IT WAS A GIRL GUIDE COOKIE!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!" I nearly fell out of my chair thank you all.

[Soviet Alex]

The whole "Girl Guide Cookie" bit got the Liaos thinking.

[Adridos]

soulfire, on 31 March 2012 - 10:07 PM, said:

How about a Paul Voodoo doll on a string as a premium item also...Stick pins are extra

Who needs stick pins. Bind it on a wall and then hit it with your PPC/ AC 20/ LRM salvo.

[guardian wolf]

So you guys in Canada call them Girl Guides, hmm we call 'em Girl Scouts, but to each his/her own. Also, now have to be more politically correct as some lady took offense that I forget to mention the small but ever growing number of female fans.

[Jaegerwolf]

Oswin Aurelius, on 30 March 2012 - 04:52 PM, said:

New Premium Items have been added to the store!
- Celebrity AI Voices
- Hula Girls
- Death to Paul Decals

Being completely honest here, alternate computer voices might actually be a good seller in the store. Depending on who they got I'd consider it.

[Dihm]

"Girl Guide"... Canadians are so WEIRD.

[Der Kopfsammler]

Dihm, on 02 April 2012 - 06:40 AM, said:

"Girl Guide"... Canadians are so WEIRD.

Edited by Der Kopfsammler, 02 April 2012 - 06:52 AM.

[guardian wolf]

O.O...... XD

[Helmer]

It's Friday!

I was reading the interview with Paul yesterday that touched off the Megathread about VOIP in MWO, and it struck me....

Paul. Can be nice. He ....he.......actually was helpful and pleasant to someone. Now it could be because it was an emailed interview and his responses where filtered through Garth. Or perhaps he was on his Anti-Troll Meds that particular day. But regardless, Paul was NICE.

But it occurred to me, it was for the media. OF COURSE he's going to be polite. It's annoying forum goers he hates

So with that in mind.....

Hello Mr. Inouye my name is Andrew Helmer. I'm a freelance writer for CAT FANCY magazine. We are currently doing a story on Mechwarrior Online after we heard about your 'mech the CATAPULT. I'd very much appreciate it if you could give us some information on your game, your playtest today, and provide us any exclusive media (Screenshots, video, etc) of your game.

Why should our CAT FANCY readers play Mechwarrior Online? Where you specifically targetting Cat Lovers with your CATAPULT 'mech?

There are some concerns in our wide reader base that this CATAPULT might be some sort of Cat Flinging device. Could you please put our fears at rest and provide a screenshot of said 'mech in action? I'm sure you can appreciate what a delicate issue this is, and the bad press and backlash that could be generated if in-game screenshots do not assuage our fears.

Are you a Cat person Mr Inouye?

Are you planning on any other Cat themed 'mechs in your game?

Our readers would love to hear your thoughts on perhaps banning all dog or dog related 'mechs from the game. This includes other parts of the canine species such as wolves.

We are more than willing to send a lifetime subscription of our award winning CAT FANCY magazine for an invite into your closed beta test.

We very much appreciate your time Mr. Inouye. We would very much like to run a story in our latest issue , so time is of the essence on getting your answers in.


Meow.

Edited by Helmer, 06 April 2012 - 09:23 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

I don't think people understand how *[REDACTED]* Paul really is. To do the sort of *[END MESSAGE]*

[Oswin Aurelius]

Helmer, on 06 April 2012 - 09:17 AM, said:

It's Friday!

I was reading the interview with Paul yesterday that touched off the Megathread about VOIP in MWO, and it struck me....

Paul. Can be nice. He ....he.......actually was helpful and pleasant to someone. Now it could be because it was an emailed interview and his responses where filtered through Garth. Or perhaps he was on his Anti-Troll Meds that particular day. But regardless, Paul was NICE.

But it occurred to me, it was for the media. OF COURSE he's going to be polite. It's annoying forum goers he hates

So with that in mind.....

Hello Mr. Inouye my name is Andrew Helmer. I'm a freelance writer for CAT FANCY magazine. We are currently doing a story on Mechwarrior Online after we heard about your 'mech the CATAPULT. I'd very much appreciate it if you could give us some information on your game, your playtest today, and provide us any exclusive media (Screenshots, video, etc) of your game.

Why should our CAT FANCY readers play Mechwarrior Online? Where you specifically targetting Cat Lovers with your CATAPULT 'mech?

There are some concerns in our wide reader base that this CATAPULT might be some sort of Cat Flinging device. Could you please put our fears at rest and provide a screenshot of said 'mech in action? I'm sure you can appreciate what a delicate issue this is, and the bad press and backlash that could be generated if in-game screenshots do not assuage our fears.

Are you a Cat person Mr Inouye?

Are you planning on any other Cat themed 'mechs in your game?

Our readers would love to hear your thoughts on perhaps banning all dog or dog related 'mechs from the game. This includes other parts of the canine species such as wolves.

We are more than willing to send a lifetime subscription of our award winning CAT FANCY magazine for an invite into your closed beta test.

We very much appreciate your time Mr. Inouye. We would very much like to run a story in our latest issue , so time is of the essence on getting your answers in.


Meow.

You win. Paul, send him a private screenshot of the Catapult in action, I don't even care if we have to wait months to see it. He deserves it.