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[Tank]

If go original... pilot molesting drone

• Weapon Type: pilot molesting drone/morale weapon
  
• Action: use plasma cutter to get inside of the macha and rapes a pilot

Drop or deploy as mines those on the battlefield and watch how enemy will run in fear.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Tank, on 16 January 2012 - 02:41 PM, said:

If go original... pilot molesting drone

• Weapon Type: pilot molesting drone/morale weapon
  
• Action: use plasma cutter to get inside of the macha and rapes a pilot

Drop or deploy as mines those on the battlefield and watch how enemy will run in fear.

Like "Glen Quagmire meets The Matrix"...

[VoodooLou Kerensky]

Smart Rounds for Long Toms

Once Fired in its Balistic Trajectory it detects enemy IFF with in its range of landing and uses fins and gyros to target said mechs cockpit, Killing the Pilot and saving the majority of the Mech.

[Ravn]

Retractable balls used for tea bagging downed mechs. Crouch, crouch, crouch.

[Ranger207]

SRM Speakers

• Weapon Type: SRM Ammo
  
• Action: Sticks to a 'Mech and plays a pre-loaded song. Anything from Rick Roll to annoy them to death to some kinda song to demoralize them.

iNarc, meet UrbanMech Speakers!

[GreenHell]

A gun that shoots out a large amount of marbles on the ground. Enjoy slipping on those.

[PelinalWhitestrake]

Buster Wolf

• Weapon Type: Melee(Atlas K3 Only)
  
• Action: The Atlas Pilot Burn's his jumpjets, Charging against The Enemy And dealing a Powerfull Punch, Followed by a Wall of Hot Plasma.

R U AWWWKEY?

[Felicitatem Parco]

Ranger207, on 16 January 2012 - 03:12 PM, said:

SRM Speakers

• Weapon Type: SRM Ammo
  
• Action: Sticks to a 'Mech and plays a pre-loaded song. Anything from Rick Roll to annoy them to death to some kinda song to demoralize them.

iNarc, meet UrbanMech Speakers!

Note: Multiple hits stack.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 16 January 2012 - 06:03 PM.

[Bushmaster]

Fyrwulf, on 16 January 2012 - 12:20 AM, said:

Rotary Gauss Rifle? Methinks you need to look up Hyper Assault Gauss.

Just a thought, what might a HAG 40 be. Think on that for a sec
and to clarify : rotary Clan HAG 40.... basicly looks like a rotary a/c5 and fires and same way. Gauss that fire x6 times faster... so instead of the RAC/20 its a RHAG 40

[Insidious Johnson]

The flux cannon/thing from Earthsiege. Primarily a "salvage" weapon and extremely close range(melee range). Shot continuous lightning at a target until it just shut off, slowing fusing all moving parts into a solid molten block.

[Blackfire1]

Soap Cannons. Ever seen someone put soap into a Fusion Reactor? Its not pretty.

[Nerts]

Deathscream, on 16 January 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

Buster Wolf

• Weapon Type: Melee(Atlas K3 Only)
  
• Action: The Atlas Pilot Burn's his jumpjets, Charging against The Enemy And dealing a Powerfull Punch, Followed by a Wall of Hot Plasma.

R U AWWWKEY?

Known to the Clans as the "I am the Jade Falcon Punch".

[Felicitatem Parco]

Ooooohhhh I forgot Everybody's favorite:

Nanites

• Weapon Type: SRM with warhead replaced with a canister of nanobots
  
• Action: Nanobots do constant damage-over-time for the remainder of the match to whatever bodypart they hit until the Mech is repaired at a mobile repair and refit depot

This would not be annoying at all...

[Mason Grimm]

I call it the BG1000

Essentially, this device allows you to jack in to enemy communications and broadcast the below video over their internal speakers.

There is no way for them to shut it off.

It causes ear bleeds and death usually occures within 4 minutes.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Mason Grimm, on 23 January 2012 - 08:57 AM, said:

I call it the BG1000

Essentially, this device allows you to jack in to enemy communications and broadcast the below video over their internal speakers.

There is no way for them to shut it off.

It causes ear bleeds and death usually occures within 4 minutes.

Well, this is very similar to:

Ranger207, on 16 January 2012 - 03:12 PM, said:

SRM Speakers

• Weapon Type: SRM Ammo
  
• Action: Sticks to a 'Mech and plays a pre-loaded song. Anything from Rick Roll to annoy them to death to some kinda song to demoralize them.

If you're looking for a mind-liquifying annoyance, I think we can go a step further...

Deployable A-Lister

• Weapon Type: Deployable Hologram
  
• Action: Creates a Mech-sized hologram of a very drunk Paris Hilton who thinks your absolutely fascinating and she follows you around for the entire match trying to keep your attention.

Yes, that is a dog in her purse, and it will not shut up for the Love of God.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 23 January 2012 - 09:33 AM.

[Evedro Solais]

How about a Rotary Ultra AC/20. Torso Mount only. Get ready to unleash hell.

[Canned_Dman]

The most dangerous weapon against quads is the harpoon and tow cable.
They just dont stand a chance!

[Garuss Acine]

For MWO:
Weapon Type: Salamanders(would have to wait a few years for this if they stick to a day to day time line)
Action: five of this little armored suits swarm a mech, and then roast it with 10 Flamers(20 points of damage, or 20 points of extra heat), then add in SRM1 Inferno for even more fun. also immune to fire weapons.

Just for sick kicks in the setting:

Weapon Type: Protomech Battle-Claw
Action: Allows Protomechs to swarm attack a battlemech.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Dev909, on 26 January 2012 - 06:26 PM, said:

The most dangerous weapon against quads is the harpoon and tow cable.
They just dont stand a chance!

Ha! I see... I see what you did there... yeah. Good stuff, good stuff.


Ya know, I though I was just making this stuff up but some of there are actual BattleTech weapons, like bolas.

Yes, Bolas, those spinning balls on a chain, are real BattleTech weapons! Devs, are you hearing this?

Edited by Prosperity Park, 27 January 2012 - 09:35 AM.

[Man From AUNTIE]

A LaGrange mine, floats in space at the LaGrange jump points. If you don't enter the password in X amount of time it explodes and destroys the jumpship.