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#1 GreatBeer

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:29 PM

As many of you know, I was recently elected as Emperor of this glorious house. It is with great sadness I must convey this message.

I’m sorry but I don’t want to be an Emperor – that’s not my business – I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Marik, Davion, Goon, Kurita, Steiner, Liao, Pubbie. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that.
We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this universe there is room for everyone and the universe is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful.

But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls – has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed faster than light speed but we have shut ourselves in: machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aerospace and the Hyperpulse Generator have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching billions throughout the Capellan Confederation, billions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say “Do not despair”.

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die liberty will never perish…

Soldiers – don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you – who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate – only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers – don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of the Word of Lowtax it is written ” the kingdom of Lowtax is within man ” – not one man, nor a group of men – but in all men – in you, the people.

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of Lowtax let’s use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the Capellan Confederation, to do away with galactic barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a Confederation of reason, a Confederation where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers – in the name of Lowtax, let us all unite!”

Edited by GreatBeer, 08 August 2012 - 05:30 PM.


#2 Ghostwish

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:31 PM

Nice job ripping the speech from Dictator. You saw the TF2 video, didn't you?

#3 Syclonus

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:40 PM

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#4 Supremacist

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:41 PM

All hail the Emperor

#5 Power Triping Guild Leader

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 05:46 PM

Viva la Confederation!

#6 GreatBeer

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:05 PM

Fear not, my loyal supporters. I do not abandon you to the whims of the universe. I will still be among you! Fighting wing to wing as we forge a world we can all live in! This is not the end, but a new beginning.

Together, we will continue on.

We will move past these dark times.

And we will heal.

Seyla.

#7 Supremacist

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:13 PM

SC2 human faction leader.
I am now tied for first !

#8 iEatBabies

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:30 PM

The emperor protects!

#9 Allen Wren

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 06:56 PM

Well, I didn't vote for him.

#10 octatonic

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:03 PM

This is a glorious day! As the great poet Gavin Rossdale said:

Got a machinehead, better than the rest
Green to red: Machinehead.
I walk from my machine.

We must all walk from our machines and towards the word.

#11 RedJackRyan

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:09 PM

I didn't vote for you!

#12 The Walker

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:11 PM

There is no emperor but the great Mittani.

#13 GreatBeer

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:12 PM

View PostRedJackRyan, on 08 August 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

I didn't vote for you!


Not choosing to exercise the rights granted to you by the glorious Capellan Confederation is not my fault.

#14 Dustin Nagasawa

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:13 PM

:P; Don't make eye contact and back away slowly.

#15 The Helepolis

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:18 PM

Posted Image Our Emperor sure is something.

#16 DarkCain

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:24 PM

Well Emperor... Here is your royal white jacket. Your personal guards will escort you to your padded throne room. From there you can begin your planning the war right after you take your 'vitamins' and juice.

*note to self: Going to need more padded rooms* Wonders if the potential stresses of the upcoming war are already causing some to crack early. Chancellor will not be please if he finds out.

Edited by DarkCain, 08 August 2012 - 07:26 PM.


#17 Wales Grey

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:25 PM

View PostIronWolf Vascus, on 08 August 2012 - 07:18 PM, said:

Our Emperor sure is something.


Stout and full-bodied.

#18 octatonic

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:25 PM

Please do not troll DarkCain this is a very serious, important topic!

#19 RhymenoserousRex

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:33 PM

View PostDustin Nagasawa, on 08 August 2012 - 07:13 PM, said:

:P; Don't make eye contact and back away slowly.


You are still saddled with Takashi at this point buddy.

#20 WarLiege

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:57 PM

View PostThe Walker, on 08 August 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

There is no emperor but the great Mittani.

Indeed..Mittanni rules always..with or without a current physical living emperor..all hail The Great Mittani..





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