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[Gut]

http://mwomercs.com/...son-2-sign-ups/

If you guys are interested in competitive play, please read about RHOD sign ups!

[Muckaday]

Competitive? Competitive you say.... I say


and hold on to your Llamas....

Where did I put that scaffolding? Oh, there it is, next to the crates of Mayo.

Edited by Muckaday, 14 August 2013 - 10:50 PM.

[Muckaday]

Well Hello, thanks for stopping by. Please take a seat on the giraffe, take your goggles off and wipe your hands on the credenza. If you wouldn't mind terribly, could you please pass gas right now as we need the draft to light the furnace.

How terribly kind of you. Now if you could just throw that trout into the basket we can begin.

Excellent.

What makes you think you should be considered for role of Ultra-Uber-Geek-Overlord-L££TSauce-Pwnage-Dork?

Really, interesting reply, I must say. No one has ever managed to coat my body with raspberry jelly like that so quickly. Oh, it's been done, but my how fast you were. If you'll just excuse me for one moment, I'll just go get a fresh pair of lederhosen and a new garter belt.

Well, I can confidently say that you should be shot in the face, preferably by a rabid ferret with whooping cough.

Welcome to the Knights. Please take your llama and go away.

Shrubberies are to be delivered on every third friday, after a full moon by 8:43 am. No later mind. NO LATER!!!

[Muckaday]

Do you remember the days of September?

Fekkin' hope so, it still is September. You should eject earlier, those head shots are starting to show.

For more complementary fun such as above, you should stop in, bring a trout, a shrubbery and some jam and duct tape.

We have the cookies. BACON COOKIES....mmmm......

[Muckaday]

{Date Line: Friday, September 27th, 2013}

There appears to be a disturbance in the the Schwartz.

People are not shooting each other in the face enough.
There is a distinct lack of silly walking occuring.
One simply does not just go 'out and poke around' for a bit in Terra Therma.
Lots of other clever type internetz related stuff.

Why are you still reading this?











Seriously?























Shouldn't you be online driving stompy robots around already?











Yeesh.


Come join us then.




We take everyone.




Except me. We have standards after all.

[Muckaday]

Recommended Reading:

The Cat in the Hat, Dr. Seuss
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish, Dr. Seuss
"Is the Internet Responsible for the Dumbing Down of our Children", Dr. B.Body, Psychology Yesterday, April 1885
"Why is Mommy Crying?", e e cummings
The Lost Battalion: Or How I got my *** shot off in France", Srgt I.M.Messing 1932








<Psssst> Are you gonna find those books/articles above?












Here's a Hint















I made them up.

















Go shot Mechs already.

NARF!

[Muckaday]

Okay, so, apparently our message has been lost in my personal delusions.

The KWSN are an associated unit of the Lone Wolfs. As such we believe in NO FEKKIN' DRAMA and having fun running around in big stompy robots that blow stuff up. Primarily we are here to be part of the general mayhem and to enjoy a good drop. We're always open to those that want to join the ranks and there are no requirements other than being a decent being with a grasp (however loose that maybe) on reality. Directly refering to this is a game and a hobby, not a life pursuit.

The Ranks are made up and the Leadership changes depending on who logged in last. No one is going to make you pilot a jenner for 3 months or other such nonsense. Come have fun, shot strangers in the face.

and as alwasy, bring a shrubbery.

and duct tape.... well, that's just me. Cuz I have the mayo and the bacon cookies.

Thank you,

Muckaday {Harold Resolute of the KWSN, self appointed}
click my signature to go to the Lone Wolf support website, sign up for enjin and the rest is GRAVY!!

Edited by Muckaday, 01 October 2013 - 06:31 AM.

[Muckaday]

Well, it's that time again.

We need a really good bit of interweebs to express what we, The Knights Who Say NI! are all about.

http://youtu.be/DtcSYPjJbgg

Otherwise, click the signature to go to the Lone Wolf Support site. Sign up and enjoy shooting big stompy robots in the face.

Squawk and stuff.

[Muckaday]

Hello,

My name is Muckaday, and I have a problem. {shush, I'm telling them}

I like to drive big stompy robots and shoot other big stompy robots in the face.

I feel better now.

Seriously though, we are looking for more EU/UK/Eastern Hemisphere folks to join. We're a 'casual' based group that just enjoys playing the game.

If you're up for it, check us out on Enjin via my signature below. (Signing up for Enjin isn't hard and it's not a spam brigade after either)

Thanks,
Muckaday.

Edited by Muckaday, 24 October 2013 - 04:16 AM.

[knight-of-ni]

Friendly bump for sharing a common interest.
Greetings from the Knight Wardens, fighting alongside you from Davion space.

I have a riddle for you. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Spider?

[Muckaday]

knnniggett, on 24 October 2013 - 06:04 AM, said:

Friendly bump for sharing a common interest.
Greetings from the Knight Wardens, fighting alongside you from Davion space.

I have a riddle for you. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Spider?

Davion or Liao?

[knight-of-ni]

Muckaday, on 25 October 2013 - 12:36 AM, said:

Davion or Liao?

What!?!? I don't know. Arrrrggggghhhh!

[Muckaday]

And this is how you relate to the KWSN.

Through utter incomprehensible focused references.

It's quite nice.

Anway...

We're still here for those who wish to join a group of NON-Drama Llama silly heads that like to run around in big stompy robots.

We're starting to organize 12 man nights for our UK/EU folks as well, so the more the merrier.

Thanks, here's your llama of the day

[Muckaday]

Hi,

Please review the following:



Please note that this basket of innocent kittens will be given to the next player that doesn't join.

So, avoid a life of hairballs and litter boxes. Join us for some good old fashion 'Shoot Mechs in the Face' fun.

We know you're out there, and we know that you hate kittens, so join.

If you love kittens, you can have a couple of 'em, but just a couple. The amassed cuteness of the basket has resulted in severe teeth rot and extreme baby talking-itis.

Thank you,

[Muckaday]

Warning! The Following may be too close to reality to actually be considered Humorous, or even mildly amusing! Proceed at your own risk....



Does this remind you of your last drop?

.


If it does, you should consider the Knights Who Say NI!

We're Labradoodles

Have a good day.

[Chuckie]

Chuckie, on 04 February 2012 - 09:35 AM, said:

We are the Knights Who Say Ni amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Comstar & nice black mechs

The KWSN are a Merc Unit composed of Lone Wolves that want the benefit of being a Merc Unit.. without being a Merc Unit with all that silly organization, hierarchy and drama... That said we have a Team Speak server and usually have a good group playing.


To Join go to :

http://ronin-kensei.enjin.com/kwsn

Just a bump.. been a while, and as we seem to be getting close to CW.. time to start filling the ranks

[Chuckie]

Muckaday, on 04 November 2013 - 07:45 AM, said:

Warning! The Following may be too close to reality to actually be considered Humorous, or even mildly amusing! Proceed at your own risk....

Thanks for keeping the thread 'Interesting' while I was away

[Muckaday]

One does what one can with what little one has....

and llamas. don't forget the llamas

Edited by Muckaday, 16 November 2013 - 04:52 AM.

[Muckaday]

I'm afraid, due to the recent influx of migrant itinerants, the llamas have been dismissed.

We now bring you penguins.


enjoy.

Join the Knights Who Say Ni. We have herring, so like the penguins won't eat you and stuff like that.

Have a pleasant day.

[Muckaday]

We regret to inform you that the penguins have decided the terms of their engagement were not sufficient.

They have been replaced with Ostriches



We thank you for your understanding during this time of transition.

Please note that we are actively looking for EU/UK/ME/Af players as well.

Thanks