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#161 Grimm Wulf

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 11:11 PM

Indeed, "Macho Food" is 101 in the Swedish schooling system (probably the rest of scandinavia to I would imagin), they start teaching you it in kindergarden and through out your entire schooling time. At it's very basics, kindergarden, it's feeding your self. But at the top tier, numerous years of Universaty (Masters degree's, Dr's degree's, etc), it's a true artform. Also, this is not only for boys and men to learn, it's as important for the girls and women to learn.

If I am not mistaken the man with the Macho Salad, looking at his techniques and such, he has probably had somewhere between 3-9 years of universaty in Macho Food (we would be roughly 21-28 years of age at that time). And then considering his age, I am guessing 40+, he has probably had some 15-20+ years of real life experience with this. Which I would say is impressive. Many people only do their 9 years of mandatory school years, plus 2-3 years of semi-mandatory work related schooling years called "Gymnasiet" in Sweden. Which results in 9-12 years of Macho Food education befor they go into the work life. Anyone who decides to take it further, to take Universaty courses in it, that is something to be respected.

The "Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime" guys are not as educated, actually they are still in school. But there is nothing wrong with that, because to a degree it's almost more pure, more raw, not been as "contaminated" by sociaty and education yet. There is also a youthful eagerness that comes through their performance, that brings it back to when you where younger and did it for fun, rather than for "survival" that it often turn into for most people. But I have to say, the Macho Salad perfomance, that's a true masterpiece. I think it's most likely a "Post Modern Masculinity" style.

I am not that well versed in what each style is called, I only did my 12 years of school, because by the time I was in 7th grade I was already extremely tired of school, not to mention that I was extremely bored due to not feeling challanged enough in school as well... not that I went out of my way in trying to be more challanged, I just wanted to do the things I wanted and found fun. Which is why I almost never did any homework during those last 6 years of school, and I only practiced for test like the evening befor, and waited till the last possible moment befor I wrote papers as well (usually the day befor they where supposed to be handed in). I did that so I could spend as much of my free time as possible on the things I actually thought where fun things to do.

Most of the people around me thought I was a... we call it "plugghäst" in Sweden, you know someone who spends all their time studying and all that stuff to make sure they get the best grade possible. Anyway, they thought I was one of those because I was getting good grades, better grades then almost everyone else in my class in most subjects as well, especially the subjects which I found interesting and fun (like Art class, Math, History, Woodclass, and a few otheres). In reality I probably studied less then even the "trouble makers" in school did (for you Americans, trouble makers and Jocks I guess). :)

I basicly learned everything I needed to learn by listening in class, and doing a lot of my work in class and during school hours. And by "faking it" during tests. If I did not remember the answer to a question in let's say history, I looked at what I knew about the subject of the question, looked at similar subjects to the question at other periods of time, I also thought about what would be a logical answer to the question.. and then I compleatly fabricated an answer that I thought sounded "right". I would get anything from 25-100% of the points on those answers to. ;)

Anyway, as I said, Macho Salad is probably a "Post Modern Masculinity" style. It's not about perfection, beauty, or following the traditional styles of the age old Masters of Macho Food. No this is about raw emotion, being "real", todays struggles as a man, what is acceptable and especially not acceptable with being a man in todays sociaty.

A lot of men have a hard time in todays Sweden (and the rest of the modern/western world to I would imagin), it can be difficult for men to navigate todays sociaty. Because we have partly lost our role as "men" and "providers" and all that. Sweden has today one of the most equal sociaty between men and women. We are not compleatly there yet, a totally gender equal sociaty, but we are on our way. Being a man in the Swedish sociaty though, and actually in a large part of the rest of the world (especially in the "western world") has become a bit ambiguous.

Because at the same time as we are supposed to be men, act like men, be the main provide, not show emotions, not talk about our problems, make sure the woman has what she needs to take care of the children, what we are supposed to work with and not work with, what and how to do something etc... we are at the same time expected to not act like men, not having to be the one who provides the family, not hold a door open for a woman because she is a woman (some women actually get's mad at guys for holding the door open for them), not be chauvanistic and all that, show our emotions, talk about our emotions and problems, be able to work in what might be considered to be "female work", taking paternity leave to be the one who stays home with the children for X amount of time (the rules in Sweden is that, each parent have 240 days each to be home with the children and still get a salery from their work (at a 80% salery level usually), 60 of those days are locked to each parent... so the man HAS TO be home for atleast 60 days, the remaining 360 days can be devided amongst the parents as they see fit), etc.

So it can be very confusing for any guy as to how to actually be, what to do, what not to do, what modern masculinity is supposed to be, etc. Unfortunatly this is seen in the statistics of suicide, men are more likely to do it then women, often 2-4+ times more likely, because as men we are not supposed to talk about it and get help or something. And Macho Salad reflects all this, this ambiguousness in masculinity and the mans role in todays sociaty.

*compleatly grabbed hold of it with both hands, and ran with it as far as he could... ;) Much of it compleate nonsence and fabricated... but actually the whole part about the mans role and masculinity in todays sociaty and the cause and effect of it, the bits about the parents leave when they get kids, and the bit about my own school time... is compleatly true though... :)*

Edited by Grimm Wulf, 24 June 2012 - 11:19 PM.


#162 Dihm

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:50 AM

You never cease to amaze me Grimm Wulf. :rolleyes:

#163 SirDubDub

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:23 PM

-pilot a Dragon named "Toothless"
-replace the right hand of every mech in the bay with a two-ton war hammer
-drink enough mead to down a small army and then pummel a few dracs to death with the empty kegs

#164 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:20 AM

as said, mount horns on my mech, replace the axe with as mace and call it Mjolnir

In TT had a 100 ton Atlas with TSM with a mace. Of course others called it a Locust but still.

Edited by 514yer, 09 July 2012 - 12:21 AM.


#165 AlexEss

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:43 AM

in FRR

i make sallad this way


I can paint my mech like a Dalahäst

I can look forward to many years of freedom and happiness (as soon as the rest of the IS are done nuking our planets to scrap to get rid of the clan problem)

I can express my opinion without the fear of being assassinated in my sleep

Marry a "Bear"... Unless the political party Swedish Democrats managed to get in to power before the exodus.

#166 Darkhorse13Golf

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 07:57 AM

Eat delicious things like pickled herring :wacko: ,yell and scream the horrible things I will do to my opponent over my 'Mech's loudspeakers as I charge the enemy :) ,date hot,tall,blonde and/or goth chicks :wacko: ,grow a hellacious beard-then braid it :mellow: .....the possibilities are endless :lol:

#167 rilianv

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:53 PM

View PostDarkhorse13Golf, on 23 July 2012 - 07:57 AM, said:

Eat delicious things like pickled herring :wacko: ,yell and scream the horrible things I will do to my opponent over my 'Mech's loudspeakers as I charge the enemy :( ,date hot,tall,blonde and/or goth chicks :P ,grow a hellacious beard-then braid it :ph34r: .....the possibilities are endless B)



I hate crush your dreams, but those arent chicks, those are just bears and maybe a bearded lady or 2

#168 Quisley

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:30 PM

- Mount loudspeakers blaring Wagner on the underside of my Jenner while I jump over enemy assaults
- Breed bears large enough that my 'Mech can wear their skins as a cloak
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Wow. WYSIWYG fail.

Edited by Quisley, 23 July 2012 - 03:31 PM.


#169 Bear Biter

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 06:51 PM

Chase Ghost Bear assault mechs in your 300 year-old Wasp with only one working knee actuator and expect them to have the good sense to run.

#170 Smacker

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 10:05 PM

Only reason to be in FRR is to be with all the raw "iddiots" that makes my day a brigther day.
For exampel. The other day i saw a guy nailed up and Female bear thing in front of the cockpit window!
So i thought i must help that lad. So i screamed to him that all knows that u put them betwen the legs of the mech!.
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#171 Bibliothekar

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:18 AM

From what you guys wrote so far, we will all miss the clan invasion because we are too drunk to notice. :)

#172 rilianv

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:47 PM

Space Vikings Drunk? Never gonna happen. not enough mead in the world to make these guys drunk

#173 MoonDawgNOR

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 01:25 AM

-Mount extra heatsinks solely for cooling beer

-Loot and pillage and call it a days work

-Spit a pig on my lasers, slowly roasting it during a day of battle

-And when I finally fall in battle, join my brethren and fight for eternity!

#174 Hunter Gamma

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 12:36 PM

View PostBibliothekar, on 24 July 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

From what you guys wrote so far, we will all miss the clan invasion because we are too drunk to notice. :rolleyes:


"Hey, warriorsh of reshg... rosgh... WARRIORS OF THE MOST AWESOME FREE NATION!! When did theese odd lookingh fellash join the party?? More drinksh for our new besth honorary friends!"

On topic:
- Piloting Stalker while eating homemade meatballs. With loads of garlic. I really, really love meatballs with garlic.
- Overheated mech? More like proper sauna on legs... with guns!

#175 Aska Kriget

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:22 PM

-Because I get to live life like this:



#176 Alex Morgaine

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 08:29 PM

View PostGunnarr, on 26 March 2012 - 12:27 PM, said:

This better be one of those vanity items they were talking about being able to get. B)

Hell, if they make something like that, I think being a space viking might not be too bad an idea... heh, starting to sound like "you might be a redneck"ish in here XD

#177 The Huntsman

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 03:05 AM

Assemble a mech using nothing but IKEA hex wrenches

Fire flaming Arrow IVs at my enemies

Watch as my homeworlds get torn apart in the clan invasion, notice that we're now surrounded by 6 or so nations that wish our destruction.....

......Think to myself, "Those ******** won't get away this time!!!!"

Die as a free man

Look foward to it because it means seeing my mom in Valhalla (Who also died a warriors death in a mead hall)

#178 The Huntsman

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 10:17 AM

Play viking drinking games....... similiar to other drinking games in the IS, but with a much greater chance of losing a limb.

SPAM, spam, spam, spam...... spam, spam, spam, spam......

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 02:32 PM

View Postrilianv, on 24 July 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

Space Vikings Drunk? Never gonna happen. not enough mead in the world to make these guys drunk


Which is precisely why we need to take more worlds, post haste! ;)

#180 Kelb

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 04:23 PM

Just curious, can an Atlas throw a comando at the enemy? New version of "death from above"





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